Politics › Re: 'If Dem Born you Well, Call My Name With Your Chest' - Aisha Yesufu replies Wike by eteba(m): 4:14pm On Jun 01 |
Madam go and sit down, you be toy where Wike dey. |
Crime › Re: Lady Smokes Weed With Torn Bible Pages by eteba(m): 11:44am On May 29 |
You can smoke with pages from Genesis to Revelations, we Christians don't care, na only you go dey roam the streets mad ni. |
Politics › Re: Ex-DSP Omo-Agege Loses APC Senatorial Ticket, Incumbent Dafinone Declared Winner by eteba(m): 7:13am On May 19 |
Omo Agege was even lucky, if it were in Rivers state, he would have been disqualified at the screening, and nothing would happen. |
Politics › Re: 2027: PDP screens Goodluck Jonathan, others tomorrow by eteba(m): 10:27am On May 18 |
If this is true, then I'm disappointed in GEJ, he shouldn't allow these rascals to rubbish his good name. |
Politics › Re: Always Display Name Tag On Your Uniform’ – IGP Orders Officers by eteba(m): 10:16pm On May 05 |
The rogue policemen will always flout this order. |
Romance › Re: My Ex Is Not My Enemy — Lady Attends Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding by eteba(m): 9:49am On May 01 |
Okafor's law is a constant K.....no doubt about it. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Military Probes Soldier Who Smashed Jesus Statue In Southern Lebanon by eteba(m): 3:28pm On Apr 20 |
It doesn't matter, we like the way U.S. and IDF smashes the Iranian and Hezbollah forces the more. |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Threatens To Strike Israel-based Drone Production Firm by eteba(m): 7:47pm On Apr 16 |
Russia cannot try shit with Israel, they know what will follow immediately. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s Army Says US Plan To Blockade Hormuz ‘amounts To Piracy’ by eteba(m): 6:12pm On Apr 13 |
Iran will be blown to smithereens if it raises its head, they're locked on missiles radar as we speak.
DT takes no prisoner. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US And Iran Fail To Reach Agreement In Pakistan by eteba(m): 12:05pm On Apr 12 |
All the Iranian negotiating team members should better crawl back into the nearest bunker hole asap, their safety isn't guaranteed.
Candid advice. |
Politics › Re: FG Cuts Tariffs On Cars, Palm Oil, Sugar In New 2026 Fiscal Policy Measures by eteba(m): 4:29pm On Apr 11 |
Nigerian Customs left the whatsapp group chat. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Supreme Leader Says Iran Determined To "Take Revenge" For Slain Father by eteba(m): 8:56pm On Apr 10 |
You are dead meat already. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranians Protect Their Power Plants By Forming Human Chains by eteba(m): 5:35pm On Apr 07 |
They have willfully presented themselves as 'martyrs', it's only sensible to grant their wishes.
Let it rain! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chechen Units Ready To Deploy To Iran In The Event Of US Ground Invasion: Report by eteba(m): 6:36pm On Mar 31 |
They'll be immediate target practice for U.S special forces.
Dead to all terrorists. |
Politics › Re: I Don't Believe In Alex Otti's Half Transformation — Sowore by eteba(m): 5:53pm On Mar 23 |
Sowore is a compound fool. |
Crime › Re: Vehicle Hijacker Looks Unrecognisable After Attack By Angry Mob (Photo) by eteba(m): 10:09pm On Mar 13 |
Nice job. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mojtaba Khamenei Gives First Speech As Iran's New Supreme Leader by eteba(m): 7:38pm On Mar 12 |
He is next! |
Travel › Re: Kano Women Launch Female-Only Tricycle Transport Service, 'Mata Zalla' (Photos) by eteba(m): 6:25pm On Mar 10 |
The core Northern Nigeria will never amount to anything good, such a depraved and impoverished region, with a very stupid religious mentality.
Spits! |
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Conducts A Deliverance On A Student In Abuja (Video) by eteba(m): 8:01pm On Mar 07 |
She even get assistant prophets already, tufiakwa! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Tanks Gather At Lebanese Border, Ready For Mass Invasion by eteba(m): 7:57pm On Mar 07 |
E go rain pra pra pra for Lebanon, if they make any misstep. |
Politics › Re: Northerners Chant “Death To Israel, Death To America” In Abuja, Kaduna by eteba(m): 7:54pm On Mar 07 |
Northern Nigeria is such a disgraceful and shameful enclave. |
NYSC › Re: Family Plans Absent Funeral Prayer For Kidnapped NYSC Member, Abba by eteba(m): 9:35pm On Mar 05 |
Sadly, the north bother more about Iran than the likes of innocent Abba. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Postpones Ayatollah Khamenei's State Funeral by eteba(m): 6:37pm On Mar 04 |
Because Israel will surely send in their condolence message, to be read aloud by all sympathisers present simultaneously. |
Politics › Re: Tax Laws: FG Bans Collection Of Cash Taxes, Revenue Road Blocks On Highways by eteba(m): 6:31pm On Mar 04 |
Ban on selling tickets as revenue collection will greatly reduce cultism, these agbero street cultists that can barely read and write, thrive on the ticket sales to be fighting for supremacy. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Sent Iran’s Navy To The Bottom Of The Sea, In 48 Hours by eteba(m): 2:58pm On Mar 04 |
Mr Donald Utomobong Trump, welldone sir, your face show. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ayatollah Alireza Arafi Named As Iran's Interim Leader (Photo) by eteba(m): 12:49pm On Mar 02 |
He'll be dead, anytime soon. |
Politics › Re: Operator: Why There’s Currently Poor Electricity Supply Across The Nation by eteba(m): 2:51pm On Feb 28 |
I think Tinubu should move Wike to the power ministry in 2027, let's see if he can turn things around. |
Family › Re: How Divorce Affects Children In The North (video) by eteba(m): 6:03pm On Feb 24 |
The children will then end up as bandits, and the circle continues. |
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Accepts Egbetokun’s Resignation As IG, Appoints Tunji Disu by eteba(m): 5:58pm On Feb 24 |
I wish they gave it to DIG Frank Mba. |
Health › Re: 3 Men Die Inside Well In Aminigboko, Abua/Odual, Rivers State (Disturbing Photo) by eteba(m): 1:33pm On Feb 23 |
They obviously died of asphyxiation, the well definitely has a gas that displaces oxygen, making breathing difficult for the trio, proper gas test should be conducted using a SCBA to ascertain the poisonous gas present.
May their souls RIP |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Gift Your Pastor A Car, Even Though You Have None? by eteba(m): 9:31am On Feb 23 |
I dey mad ni, if a close family member does it, I'll even personally go and retrieve it regardless. |