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spade:
A few things we must keep in mind about the outcomes from this week:

1. If Zimbabweans successfully steal South Africa's vote for JJ as they plan to, Botswana is automatically for Tayo next week (if he survives and both women are shown the door).

Enyi oke, any link to the Sheillah-Klarklar's tryst? You'd have the link by now.

I've been rummaging through the webspace, looking for Sheillah-Klarklar's "limpopo" but I've seen nada.

Why are the VIP guys dulling us? ...Release this video dammnit!!.


Uti and Elikem's coming kinda brought Tayo and my wife, M'am Bea, close. Their closeness is refreshing..

I like it, it's niceeeeeeee...

decanta:
More like an unbalanced scarecrow.

Be nice on Tayo.

sugarcoconut:
Ok so after the mad rush we are back to half page or less hourly. No updates from d house...Boreshots indeed.

Kip the votes coming
#TeamTayo
#Free Forkaddict

Biggie should just share the money equally and end this show. This year's BBA is an eyesore. Resting the powers of eviction on Africa allowed regionalism remove the entertainers.

Girlie O remix is playing and Tayo is dancing around like a headless chicken as always.

Tayo, M'am Bea and Trezegah are discussing while DJ Khaled's Hold You Down Ft. August Alspina, Future, Chris Brown, Jeremiah; is playing in the background..

Tayo is explaing what "Jare" means in English.

Tayo - Jare means erm.. Okay, like how an American guy will tell you "wassup up 'mehn' " the mehn is just like "jare" in Nigeria..

M'am Bea then tells Trezybaba that she and Tayo will go to Nigeria after the show. Trez asked her when she'll go and she tells him that she and Tayo will decide later... Trez says "Nigeria stand up"


This girl wan come Uti..

If not for the fact that Tayo might lose ratings, I'll pray he stirs up the hornet's nest... We need drama, goddamnit!!


Imagine small pepper and Lilian in that house, no dull moments.

Idris and Butty Butty are playing a game, where they keep describing each other in not more than one word each..

Tayo comes around with an object (I think it's an insect) in his palms and jokingly threatens to drop it on Ellah and Butty, they laugh and joke about it before he leaves.


The house is just boring.. Just talks and some camaraderie.. Everyone is bonding.. No drama..


This is why I was praying the BradTheLong guy comes along, white or black; I don't care. We need drama!! They'd have left Vimbai and Sulu behind.

Idris, Butty, Ellah, Maggi2 are co and interpreting their local dialect in English..

Butty is telling them about Tshona, a tribe in Zim..

She asks. Tayo for the meaning of Father and Mother in Yoruba and Tayo replied "Baba" and "Iya" respectively.

anniep:
I don collect stalker for this forum ooo n i ran away

LOL.. For real? How do people go about stalking others on a faceless forum? Ain't that obsession?

Sorry for your plight.. Maybe he's smitten by your beauty.

anniep:
Thanks boo.. how have you been though

I've been cool, you?

What happened to your first moniker?

LaRoyalHighness:
Thank you my brother 'Eustachio for the plot. The only person that remembered me.

You're welcome.

RoyalPearl:
@ Eustachio and Agbgift medase

maum:
Ochon, thanks dahlin

You're welcome..

safarigirl:
Thanks to thandii1 and agbgift for keeping space for me on 1000, now I know the people that appreciate me on this page.

Eustachio as for you, you mentioned everybody but me, you even remembered all the wakapass on this thread, even association of viewers and conveniently forgot me. I just dey look you, continue

OMG!! Safari, no vex.. I'm pleading, temper justice with mercy.. I was trying to remember so many people at the same time.. I've added you already. Mabinu.. No vex please.

kaycid77:
Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut

I don die!!

Buwahahahahahaha..

This is an insult, but it cracked me up in the wrongest of ways.

This is wrong sha.. It's an unsolicited insult..

thandii1:
Why na

Because you sound so short with this moniker.


@Cestmoi1, you are welcome.

@ShortPistolZA, thanks, now I understand it.

ShortPistolZA:
Ayobaness!!

They all say that until you find out that they've actually perfected the art of being a ONE PUMP CHAMPION

Legends only in our own heads

LMAO!! What's Ayobaness?

Dathommie:
Choii, dis people una wicked gan!

So under 5 min una jst fly frm page 995 to 1000

Choii!

Choii!

Choii!

Evils men do!!!

Kwaaaaa... LWKMD!! This is rapture right here..

He's bragging earlier on, even went to meet his "babalawo", and ended up on page 1003.

Dathommie:
All dis people people talkin abt page 1000....

I have been on silent mode watchin as y'all we're aquirin plots lyk say una fit build house 4 am *smh*......bt dat aint my bizz!

All I knw is dat dat page 1000 is mine in short d hole of it is. Oh yes!

As of typin dis am so damn prepared, am talkin 3 differnt fones with diffrnt line ( incase of ) with each phone havin 2 extra battries. Oh yes!......bt there is jst somtin missin

Oh..yeah..

*goes to meet his babalawo*

HEHE...DON'T MESS WITH ME O!!

GotNoSwaggg:
Ogbeni, na only you remember me for page 1000... The rest of you are dead to me!

WORLDPEACE:
Merci beaucoup. May peace be in your world abundantly.

Chiazalam1:
You are the best. Thanks

abuze:
anya okpani.

braindamage:
...Thank You.

dominique:
Gracias

Drahmah:
ah! My mehn, Good looking out. At least, I get to appear on the page. Thanks and thanks, Ochongonoko.

Y'all are welcomed..

thandii1:
The only reason i didnt add her is cos she made it.

The babe is my number 1 hotshots on this thread. I like how she ruffles feathers, smart lady

I dey tells you.. Decanta changed the dynamics of this thread. She gave us something to talk about; from fights to celebrities to sexual orientation, to scandals, to FBI ish.. Without her, this page wouldn't have gotten to this stage.

njokusboy:
Jese christi....


I was looking at page 995 and needed to do some things... next thing na page 1003

This is how you might miss heaven..

decanta:
Hmm...

I hope you made it. Hence why I didn't book space for you.

majomayo:
I hope theamaka made it..

THEAMAKA ke? She made it o, she park car for one corner and booked space.

ToyinDipo:
Seriously bro, those people need to be slapped with backhand till they can't stand.
If I be mod, I go delete some posts

It's so unfair for us the regular updaters/analysts.. Someone like Forkadict dreamnt of that page, but lo an behold, the ship sailed without him.

GotNoSwaggg:


Jesus!!! God go punish all the plot people! I was replying on page 995, next thing I know, I'm on page 1001.

Buwahahahahahahah.. Welcome to the ghetto.

thandii1:

StateOfMind:

booking space with two monikers using three phones. This struggle is real.

Reberry:
Yesoooooo....... thank God I made it..... its in my blood eeh!!!
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I can now go bk to #silent mode. #tayo #are they made! Kip voting guyz. Oneluv!!

feminineA:
yes

LMAO!! See as una dey jolly like say na Lottery una win.

ItsAaliyah:
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Your first ever post on here was to book space?

Whoop.. Whoop!! I made both pages.. I'm a fùcking boss..

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This space is dedicated to:
Royalpearl
Cutemiii
Herroyalfinest
Prettymwicks
Reincarnated
Forkadict
Dominique
Braindamage
V0lvo
Cestmoi1
Ghkwame1
Nigeriangirl
Ksslib
Adinijeh
ShortPistolZA
Andrerush
Rusello
Giyazz
Drahmah
Chiazalam1
GotNoSwag
Ewoma45
WORLDPEACE
Harbosede
Maum
Ellab
V24m
Abuze
Agbgift
Lertee
Killabeauti
Safarigirl
Forwetinnah
Belvine33
LaRoyahHighness
And pretty Tabh
And others I fail to remember.

I got a land each on this page and page 1000.. That's how I roll..

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