₦airaland Forum

ShortPistolZA:
Idris is one shameless little boy. 1st he was dry humping Goitse with his foot, now he is attempting to sniff Vimbai's poon. Sies maan!

That dude is the most annoying HM right now, to me. His presence peeves me. *spits*

Belovedd:
All these juju worshippers on nairaland, Una no dey go church?

Nna ehn.. The tire me. Them no even go Nafsaat or shrine..


Anyway, just got back from church. I put all y'all in prayer.

There's a prophecy that Ksslib will finally grow tall. I had to shout a louder Amen!!

aereec:
Luclay chatting with Uti this morning, said some things about KlarrKlarr:

LUCLAY:
That boy is just stu-pid. I don't know why they chose him to represent this country. That boy is a fool. I heard all the bad things he said about me before I came into the house…and some bad stuffs.

He said something about Tayo too:
About being real...

LUCLAY:
I like tayo. The only thing that gets to him is negative energy. Tayo's been trapped here.

Then imagine what Angelo might be saying right now about Klarklar. He probably will say;

Angelo : that boy is a tall glutton. A big fool. Saying shít about me. He can't even dance like me. Always bossed around by Sheillah. I handled Beverly well. Foolish boy. Looking a like slave in those chains with Sheillah. SA's worst rep. I hope he gets evicted with Luclay today.

14 and Kgr28, na joke I dey joke o.

HERROYALFINEST:
. Ur Ochon, since wen , if ii catch u eh, he is right here beside me anyway

LOL @if I catch you eh.

Happy sunday to ya.

RoyalPearl:
Where is my ochon

I did a name change. . You didn't notice?

decanta:
Did I?

Here you go;

decantain:
True that..... The worst kind of deception is fooling oneself that you are in love .......love died on the cross 3000 years ago......now all we have is lust ,like and management.

decanta:
Love is blind ,deaf and dumb.

I thought you said earlier that you don't believe in love, while quoting one lady?

decanta:
Because I hate them.... Am a Chelsea fan BTW....our Costa is doing a good job,coasting us to the trophy .

So you hate my team, yet you dream about me?

decanta:
Isn't that risky , lesbianism attracts fourteen years... One of you might be a cop.

Reincarnated is a short cop.

decanta:
Man u might not be what they were when sir Alex was there ,but they always find a way to beat azznal .

Preach!! BTW, why did you want my darling team to lose earlier on, to ASSanal?

NEPA has done their worse..

Updates please.. Any "limpopo"?

decanta:
I d really like to put a face on your name ochon.

Same way I'd love to put a face on your name, Decanta.

decanta:
How do you guys know how your fellow Nairalanders look like ?

By uploading of your pics etc.. Ok, upload your pic, so we can show you how we know our fellow NLers.

Nigeriangirl:
Ah ah Ochon, na only one channel u dey use wagch am? Seems like u've been on 198, u can switch to 197 as well to catch up with the other group. U know say Biggie's cameras dey kolo most times

Sorry.. Not really watching directly from Dstv.. Watching from a cable network and one station is actually messed up.

Ksslib:
You know how rumors are hardly true.
Same way rumors had it you weren't bald from birth.

Yours is - LEGEND has it that you are a dwarf. Prove it wrong by uploading your full pic.

Reincarnated:
English you nor even fit speak. You're not only a midget, but an uneducated one.. I'm so sorry for you

LWKMD!!

Reincarnated:
ksslib actually is the only midget amongst all of us.

This is true. Ksslib is a dwarf.

Ksslib:
Hahahahaha... this guy sef.




And again, ya all should read his signature. Lwkmd.

That siggy just killed me now. Buwahahahahahaha.

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]*laughs hysterically*[/color]

Why did you strike off your peasantic name?

Ksslib:
What an eye opener! Good to know, chale.

Chale, rumour has it that you are a midget. Is it true?

chrisviral:
Please wake up, it's 23:44 PM, to early to malaria dream.

*faints* buwahahahahahahahahahaha

thandii1:
Osun,,Ka ubochi tokwe aka. Keep it coming

ehmmm, ellah dey give idris hand job for real

Iseeee!!

Erm, I don't know for Ellah o. Those two fools irks me. They should go and get laid abeg.

Forwetinnah:
You can say that a million times

Couples that deny themselves publicly. mtcheeeww!!

Uti tell them o.. Boring fools.

Uti - you have to sell yourself to Africa. You can't be boring in the house and also boring in the Diary room. Diary session is where you sell yourself. Even if you are boring in the house, be lively in the DS. Sell yourself. In Nigeria we sell " sell your market." Also, when you leave the house, don't divulge much to the outsiders. Keep your moves to yourself. If I knew I knew this before, I woulnt have messed up in my first season on BBA"

Elikem - it's true. At first I was updating pics of me and Pokello, and everybody started knowing about us. So I stopped. Even people started talking rubbish that we've broken up. Please guard your private life. Stop putting our unnecessary pictures for your fans to see.


Preach brothers!!


Elikem, Vimbai and Uti, making sense since Reincarnated and JeykllAndHyde were dwarfs.

all4naija:
Are you serious?

That's a half-baked update.. It's not what happened..

Tayo was trying to remember who the nigga with Tattoo was (LK4), he calls him O'neal and Feza said no before Tayo said

" Oh O'nealis that guy with huge eyeball?"

And Feza. Said "hahahaha.. Yes, that's him."

Ksslib:
Those who didnt watch the Luclay video can go to BBA site and watch it. Its there.

That Nigga is crazy. His deep voice was on point! Hehe... Fear catch hot shots by force.

Otono carry go. Nothing do ya

Link please..

Uti is advising JJ an Sheillah never to be proud if they want to make it in the showbiz industry. That they should be loyal to already established stars. He also tells them, "the most important rule is - never stick with friends that are one on the same level with you. Make them friends but aspire for others above your level so you can keep growing."

Vimbai - simply put, Oprah said, "never associate with people who wants to be YOU."

Elikem also chips in with his advise.

Don't mean to sound like a hater, but Klarklar and Sheillah are better off, being apart.

They both come alive when they ain't together..

It's not as if they are actually couples...

Uti was advicing Sheillah and JJ about managers. Saying many managers are fake and will use them to make name for themselves. That if they're in the diary room, they should the opportunity to give out their real Twitter and FB handles. So Africa will know their real handles. That real managers are those that strive to get them contracts and gigs, not seek relevance with their status.

Updates loading, hopefully.

Updates..

Klarklar was explaing why Goitse can't date Idris. Saying Idris doesn't know Goitse is a Virgo like himself. That they think with brain more than their heart, so she can't really fall for Idris unless she thinks it through..

Tay confirms it, saying Goitse is a deep thinker. That she's the type that doesn't fall in love for any guy. He said he's told Goitse the kind of girl she is and she's shocked. That many guys can woo Goitse for a year and she won't bulge, but one guy that knows her buttons will press it and in one week, she'll fall for the guy. He went on to say that Goitse loves space and that he's adviced Idris to ignore Goitse and she'll love him. That Idris keeps choking Goitse with love and it pushes her off. That if Idris can act like Goitse doesn't exist, Goitse will feel the impact. He goes on to talk about his friendship with her female friends offline and how they help him understand women, that's why he's the only one that can reach to Goitse easily... He said a lot of things sha..

At the dining table, Uti, Elikem, Vimbai, Lionel, Sheillah, gathered. They're talking about the entrance of each HMs, from M'am Bea to Small Pepper, to Sabina. Uti fondly remembers Sabina's rendition and how she's shocked to see the bike man that brought her for audition, auditioning for BBA.

Uti goes on to remember Lilian and Small Pepper. Saying they're the life wire of the house. That the ladies beefed them and nominated them for them to be evicted. That he never expected both of them to leave. Saying they removed those that made the show fun. Elikem said he's in SA shooting a movie with Dumello, and so branched to see Kaycee on the eviction show, only for Ghanaians to start tweeting, asking him if he came to return back Kaycee. LOL.

The camera tunes back to Tayo, Klarklar and Feza. Tayo was telling them that he didn't really watch The Chase because he's Nigeria pursuing some goals. He said Beverly used to live in his former apartment in Lagos. He goes on to narrate some face he remembers;

Tayo - I remember one guy with Tattoos, O'neal right?

Feza - no it's not him.

Tayo - Oh, Owlneal is one with big eyeballs?

Feza - hahahaha. Yeah that's him. Hahah

Tayo - yeah, now I remember him. I also remember one guy that has tattoo

Feza - LK4

Tayo - yeah, LK4 that has tattoo, always saying "I play basket ball." I remember Koketso also. And I think she's dating LK4.
And you Feza, I remember your hairstyle. Don't remember much about you sha. I remember one girl that works out in bikini. What's her name? *Feza replies she's Huddah*


Camera zooms back to Uti them...