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OMG!! Is that Sheillah, or am I dreaming?

This chick is damn beautiful. Where went her beauty since?

olumuyiolaoluwa:
for ur mind

Join the queue..

YACAA:
I am a chic but damn Ella is looking hot hmmm.

Forwetinnah, are you seeing it? Ellah oozes sexiness!! No gainsaying!!

Who said Klarklar is ugly? I disagree!! He just doesn't know how to dress.

Mehn, M'am Bea is just classy!! Wife material toh bad.

Forwetinnah:
SE- gini?? Abi I need to wear my binoculars nii??

You've never find Ellah, sexy, so it's not a biggie.

DJ is good so far. Klarklar is looking dapper.

Damn!! Ellah is sexy!! Lawdharvmurccy!!

Elikem, I know you are engaged, but please no dull this night. Uti, you inclusive. Rock that Miss P.

decanta:
I can understand .....if you really have this personality in real life ,I see a reverend sister wooing you too.

Which personality? Don't be deceived. 'Bad' guys get wooed the most.

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033] *nods in agreement*[/color]

Stop derailing!!

Reincarnated:
From 5ft to 4ft to 3ft?

https://www.whatsupyasieve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sid-gif1.gif
pick one

Erm.. This is a hard one..

My heart tells me 4ft.. My brain tells me 3ft..


Hmmmm.. Brb, lemme consult Amadioha.

decanta:
Maria is actually a good person but I think Melvin was put off by how forward she was,Nigerian guys prefer to chic rather than be chiced.
Talking about chicing,do you get that often...... do women walk up to you and ask you to date them?

I don't get "that" at all. By "That" I mean a random chick walk up to me and asking me to date her. For this Naija? I doubt. But I've had only 2 chic woo me before. They were friends with me and along the line fell for me. Not some random chic.

I've only seen one RANDOM chic walk up to a guy and woo him openly. My jaw dropped that day.

decanta:
Kikikikii and you guys thought she was in love with Melvin?

God forbid. I'm not among the "you guys" faction. I prefered Maria, though I was not bothered whom he'd choose, as long as it's not Dillish. Because Dillish was hooked up already.

thandii1:
Try Ella 'juice'

Ewwww.. Ogbuefi, her 'juice'?


Lemme stick to Tayo water. Thanks.

THEAMAKA:
Not that.
I been dey feel you small small until you said you have similarities with Melvin.

*backs away slowly*

LOL. Oh, that?

Don't tell me you haven't noticed the similarities between me and Melvin? The "good" guy vibes. That's my similarity with Melvin. You know, the 'negotiator' talents between two beefing people/groups. Apart from that, nothing else o. I can't allow a girl like Maria pass me by, especially when I'm single. That act alone still dey pain reach today.

Ksslib:
Ok. E don do.

Mehn it feels so good to have leverage!

##sips Tayo water

Ode!!

decanta:
Melvin was a fake and don't get me started on his hyena like laughter.

Must you rub it in my face?

Is it because your BORING Dillish won? And don't get me started on her "osho baba" vapid rants.

thandii1:
Ochon, did you also buy your certificate for 2 for 5n

Remember We judged them sheila , nlalah, Ella and Macky because they were paranoid, hailing tayo for being able to gather his acts together and embracing the new housemates. Well, thank you tayo for proving it is perfectly normal to feel insecure and paranoid in the situation no matter the paddy paddy kind of relationship going on with the perceived competitor. I understand the housemates in this situation.

*sips Macky water*

I said similar thing in my defense of Macky2 for not fighting Lionel when he poured him wine, If you can recall. People were saying he's pretending but I refused to see it that way. Same way I defended Trezybaba when he mentioned Tayo's case to Biggie. I agree, it's normal to feel insecure in this situation. Tayo even tried, I give him that. If it's me, I'd have cracked immediately I found out I'm competing against Uti. Uti bests Tayo in all angle you look at it. Tayo no matter his alpha male mantra, is no match for Uti. He ought to be scared, VERYYYY scared!!


*sips Henessey* I'm too posh for Tayo water.

Ksslib:
Imagine reading for an entrance exam that has to do with General Theory of Relativity and you were told you ll have to compete with someone for just one slot in your dream school. And it was revealed you gon be competing against Albert Einstein.

Haba!! Even efico sef halla. Wetin you wan write!

Exactly!! Even Tayo tried to compete with Uti till last night's revelation before giving up because he thinks it's an unfair fight. Other HMs were scared from Sunday night sef.

But Tayo is too egoistic to pay attention because subtle hints have been dropped.

smollett:
Dude, Tayo has everything in front of him... all the signs are there, why him just dey halla since, wetin come be say the new housemate dey constitute nuisance for nyt when him dey follow dem make noise...

I'd honestly have considered the fact that this whole shii is a prank, I mean, the signs are there and he keeps repeating them without thinking about them.... Uti is a former BBA winner, Uti has a booming career, Uti is his friend..
Doesn't make any sense for uti to come and replace him, more so, 3 weeks to the end of the show...
I am surprised he has never considered that the ish is a prank.. even if him no sure, him for atleast think am... him just dey para...

Dude, people differs. Tayo cracked last night. What of those that seem to have it figured out, haven't they cracked too?


Klarklar was already afraid before Otono stepped in.
JJ and Butterphly has said shit about Vimbai before she came in.
Or is it Ellah?

That you'd have figured it easily doesn't mean Tayo would. Tayo is a talkative. He talks too much. No time to sit back and reason like Klarklar. He's not blessed with such intuitive abilities.

THEAMAKA:

Keep having fun as Melvin is been taunted.

Ksslib:
Lmao!! Na me you dey speak awana awanna for?

In that case, lemme upload that super eagles match day Voice note, so everyone can be the judge.

Give me a sec.

Lwkmd.. Guy, no try am. I take God beg you.

smollett:
The dude just dey yap about why dem go bring uti to compete with am, say e just be like say them bring person with PhD to compete with person wey just dey matriculate say initially him take uti as him brother but now him no know
Say him come the game to enjoy himself and entertain but the new housemates dey sleep for daytime only to drink alcohol for night begin constitute nuisance all in the name of entertainment, like say him no dey follow dem dey make noise since....

I no know whether the guy no dey siddon reflect sef

You ma reason am nau. If them bring Uti who's been watching your every moves, two weeks to the finals, and you know Uti's fanbase in Nigeria, you no go fear? Every HM in that house is scared, only Tayo is bold enough to speak out.

YACAA:
Tayo and Natasha ( as Biggie)

Afternoon Tayo, how are you feeling?
Angry

Elaborate for. Biggie
I am angry Biggie, for the first time I am angry with the system, throughout the week been telling you how peaceful ave been with the new housemates, but last night was talking to them and they mentioned you sent them in to save the game as it is boring and viewership is low

Why dyu think it was a bad idea for Biggie to bring in the housemates
It's like am just about to write the Matric exam when you bring in a pHD to write the same exam which is not fair

Are you referring to Uti
Yes, before I thought it was fair and I wouldn't have minded the results but now I don't think it is fair cos I also have my dreams and ambitions ....

Do you understand Biggie doesn't makes mistakes and if he brought Uti in it is because he feels it is fair?
It is possible but don't blame me fore feeling this way but this is how I am feeling today and I want to be sincere about it

Big brother feel a it is a fair game so just play your game
Okay biggie I will play my game but looking forward to Sunday where I might stay or go home

Dyu feel you will go home
Before I was positive about it but considering what the new housemates told us yesterday about viewership being low then I wonder why Africa would vote me over them
I thought it was a reality show where you can be yourself than to think about when viewers are back home and need to be entertained

How will you feel if Africa doesn't vote you
I will feel Africa doesn't care about my future and just want entertainment. But I just want the Honour of going straight home

You know your friends also have dreams, you are not the only one so Africa will decide who wins
I have never beat my chest to say I am going to be the winner....

Anything else you want to say?
I want to tell. Biggie not to judge me for feeling this way. In as much as I am angry I am also not judging you

Patience is virtue Tayo, play your game Tayo

No cause for alarm guys. Please, Tayo doesn't know Uti is a fake HM. You can't really blame him for not knowing. The nigga wants to win and seeing Uti competing against him, especially after last night's revelation felt like he's been cheated. We all have different of reasoning thing, it's easier to judge because we know about the fake HMs. Put yourself in Tayo's shoes.

Ksslib:
Lol. Apollo is also one of Zeus sons..

Again, apollo is a red like boil that attacks the eye and blurs vision na. You no grow up for Naija ni? Ok, E be like you be ajebutter.

So its was a lyrical double entendre. I played Apollo as Zeus son and eye problem at the same time.

Below..



##sips Tayo water

*in my Chicagonian accent* this shít is messed up.. I ain't from your country. I'm Chi town born and raised, Nigga. Balled with dawgs like R.Kelly, Kanye West and Obama. That's my clique right there. WTF is Ajebutter?


Shiddddd.. Sip some Kool Aid, hommie, not some damn Tayo water. Is that what you guys drink in Nigeria? Damn!!

smollett:
Good lawd, Tayo is really a blockhead, a pestilential ignoramus, a cretinous fvcktard....
What is this

A don die...

What happened? Please write an epistle and update. I'm not watching now.

HERROYALFINEST:
. Wat!! marry who? Ochon ain't gonna do dat cos he is mine!mine! Mine alone , my secret crush

YACAA, thanks for the updates. God bless your soul. Keep 'em coming. Mehn, tonight's party better make sense o.

Ksslib:
Lol. You don edit am sharp sharp. I see am clear, abi you think say I get Apollo for eye like one of my father's son?

##sips tayo water

What's apollo? The only Apollo I know of, is a spacecraft. Too much Tayo water has discombobulated your sense of sight/reasoning.

Ksslib:
Isnt Loki the son of Farbauti and Laufey?

Chili ise

Huh? Go re-check my post, I didn't type Loki.

Ksslib:
Iam not Zeus but his son..
old soja no sabi read again.

Illiteracy/inabilty to read and write was passed down from Zeus to his mischievous son, Aries, how the hell could you've missed that.

decanta:
I take it you don't want to be objectified, that's why you are keeping your undies on?

Hell nah!! I'm proud of my ndolondolo, just that it's meant for confines of my room only, and for my GF/future wife. It's off limits to the public consumers.