Imanuelle:


how many corpers find teaching interesting ?

well i do

lewizylee: amen amen amen amen amen((X99))amen

after all dt 'Amen' Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ still had to add (X99)? Haba! Ɣ☺ΰ‎​я̲̣̥ blood dey hot o! Lolz

Sotenna:

Babe I owe you one big peck, and of course a hug for being honest?

#smiles

lewizylee: Choiii my frend don finish benue state|hes currently a batch b13 folk from uniport|just read what he typed via whatsapp---» The state is VERY backward in terms of physical devlopmnt nd technological transfer.(this's a state dat senate president David Mark comes frm) Makurdi d state capital is a rural community nd its economy is agrarian based.(looks like 17th century in china) "Evrywher na farm farm". The only advantage to be derived in dat state is food. Accordin 2 him, u cn buy 10 tubers of medium sized yams for N500, foodstuffs r in abundance nd ridiculously cheap. U cn get "Any how" accomodation in the state capital for N1,200 p/a. i.e N100 a month for accomodation. Lewis don't laugh, other of my guys are flexing fct and enugu...Bleep benue...don't even allow nysc make mistake of bringing u here

true, got a friend huz also also a batch b13 corper dere. Turns out he was posted to a rural community wiv nida lyt nor water. Imagin him goin 2km away jes to gt a place to charge his fone! Chei!#prayin# lord God Almighty, i cast n bind every benue spirit I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ds haus! Oya! Back to †ђξ bottomless pit whr Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ belong.
#mimickin pastor Chris Okotie#If Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ feel me I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ haus say AMEN!

legendsilver: Hello ppl, LEGENDSILVER gwit una here o!
@winnie, u dey over active today (makes sense sha) n dat no class room matter, abeg I want more update, me study Geography.
If d news na true ehn, na to serve for minister of Aviation office o!!!!

aviation ko, NURTW ni.... Lwkm. Dt n̶̲̥̅̊α̇̇̇̊ secondary sch finz fr Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ o! (As i see am fr dream sha) .

Sotenna: Please baby it's not what you think, I can explain.

It is the devil's work, please forgive me.

I wasn't thinking straight biko nu.

I was deceived please, you know I love you.

It won't happen again, I swear.

Please don't let this little mistake ruin everything. Lets work it out.

I was missing you that's why, please understand baby.

Oh my God I'm finished Oh!

Please babe it's not like that, it's like this...let me explain it.

Who makes the above comments most, men or women, and when do you mostly hear it?

lolz... †ђξ ladies, wen 'caught I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ act'

Opiosko: Thanks swtie, now a knw say i go get playmate dia

uwc ∂єαяιє

Imanuelle:


i really don't think I want to stand for hours waiting for someone to swear anyone in

Abi them want dash us trophy ?

lngkmfh

shawrygal: Am thinking is like this, for example mine is 20132820.. The 28 means my school is in ogun state becos everybody in my school had the same 28 as their middle number. #myopinion#

hmmmm...mks sense

Opiosko: Was lukin 4wad to d drills, but e jst b like say na ole me want to dey interested. Seem like am d only future House member, Hon Rep or Senator here. Was lukin 4wad to d drills, but e jst b like say na ole me want to dey interested. Seem like am d only future House member, Hon Rep or Senator here.

nt to wori, i too luk forward to †ђξ drills n am sure lots of other pple on ere do. So my dear, no sweats aii#winx

WinnieDPooh: Lol i dont know how true but it is somehow logical...

hmmmm... Well it is somwhat logical, bt den agn, i jes compared a friend's call-up numb wiv his PPA..., turns out its nt I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ line wiv wt Ɣ☺ΰ‎​я̲̣̥ friend said. *sighs*..., i cn only hope

ideology: they were all adverts

rily? Cos i cnt find ma post o.

WinnieDPooh: Goodmorning house.
I heard something about call up number and i need someone to confirm if it is true or a lie.

I learnt if for example your call up number is 20131155, the two middle digits will be used for your posting according to the state and capital number. Meaning that 11 here for example, the candidate will be posted to Enugu please someone should clarify this thanks.

huh! Mehnnn... If ds is tru, it wud b Lasgidi fr moi...#dancin skelewu

PapiDShipCapt:
#TeamLazybones##

chei! Smh fr members of ds team. Lolz

Spyde:
U, u wan kill ursef wit work Abi??

nt so ooo! Bt den agn, its one fin tO over-work oneself, its anoda, tryin to escape work.

Opiosko: Hmmmm, i'm kinda feeling outta place here. Hmmmm, i'm kinda feeling outta place here.

oh ohhh... N y is dt?

Imanuelle:


okay then

Maybe I'll fake-slump and get 3days exemption

Thanks

hahaha..., lazy bones plenty ere o! Lolz

ideology:
most people over eat, eat both the meal served and at mammy, also note after the first few days you may not be doing much anyway that differ from camp to camp. only those selected for parade will continue parade, other will form groups like drama and dance, volleyball and football teams, this usually happens after swearing in which shd be your third day in camp, nurse and doctors and those in other medical fields don't partake in am drills or parade. they just stay at camp clinic, you go even envy dem, their whites are always stainless, lol

i c

lauraaa:

I studied political science and administrative studies. Does it mean I culd seve in d govt house ,workn side by side with Goodluck Jonathan. #dancing azonto# lol

#laffin I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ spanish#... i luv dt Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ 'dream' big.

Jaygrl: I am a nurse,straight to da hospital...Being in the classroom is very far from me

gud fr Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ gurl

lauraaa:

I'm nt a graduate of education so I get plenty hope

yhhhh.. Me too. Bt den agn, classroom finz aint all dtt bad o

ideology: from my observation, many folks added weight in camp, but lost all of it in just few days after posting

added weight iin camp?! Rily?! i min wiv all †ђξ rigorous exercises on dere?! Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ sure say n̶̲̥̅̊α̇̇̇̊ camp dem bin dey?

lauraaa:
Tnks hun

uwc dear

Sotenna:

Seriously
After service I might find it difficult to do that unless I'll remain in naija

hmmmmnnn... It is well

Sotenna:

These days I'm only interested in ladies that look take-home.

For how long will I be away

is dt to say Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ r searchin?

WinnieDPooh: Lol that is the irony of life oo. But if that is you on your profile, you are ok the way you are. Perhaps you should contest for Miss NYSC

yhhhhh#eyelashes#....av got a 'petite' figure, jes tot a litul mre flesh wud help. N †ђξ 'miss NYSC' fingy,kinda had dt I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ mind#shy#

ruffneck:
Dr 90210

jes †ђξ answer i had In mind

lauraaa:

Yes oh my gurl in batch b(delta camp) found a snake in her room. It ws d bitterkola she took along 2 camp dat hlped her oh, her corner ws close 2 d door, d kola kpt d snake @ d door cos she threw d kola all around her corner. So guys don't forget bitterkola oh , and ur anointing oil dere re witches nd wizards dere 2.lol

#eyes wide opened# huh! Snakes?! Ok, nw am gttn scared

WinnieDPooh: Dont worry you will lose it in camp.

true yarn. 3wks I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ camp wud do †ђξ trick. bt wait o! Me dey find weeight, una won lose weight...tsk tsk tsk#smh# funny world

lauraaa: Mua

hmmmm... Lukin take-away

lewizylee: amen oooooh|abeg u dey conduct deliverance??

lngkmfh

saintalone:

Evarhgreeen...

yelsssss