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Puntingnoob:
I don't understand

Check the game you posted.

Puntingnoob:
Value bet of the day

Elfsborg vs Noorkoping

Sweden Allvenskan league



Stake high

1.82 odds

mmadu4:
What? seriously?

Ok, Pretend i never said anything. But whatever you do, don't Google Eproctophilia.

mmadu4:
So guys, a friend was telling me today how he farted around his GF and she got offended and say he doesn't respect her and then took her bag and left

I was wondering . has any of you experience such embarrassing experience lol

You know, there's a fetish that involves sitting on your partner's face and letting it rip.

Puntingnoob:
Value bet of the day

Elfsborg vs Noorkoping

Sweden Allvenskan league



Stake high

1.82 odds

Shouldn't there be more to this?

Something about camels passing through needles. 🤷

nikkyakins:
send me your no

You're probably two years too late.
The guy uses phrases like "catch the bus" and "sodium nitrate" both of which are very commonly used on a very popular suicide website. ( don't ask me how i know this) 🤐

RealityKings:
Hello its me reality is king.
I am single and need a girlfriend

I would be glad if your spoken English is impeccable and you can write.

Ashawo plenty for street, go and buy one for just 10k.

HitTheFloor:
I no longer use this account and I've been trying to deactivate it for months.

Oga Seun, how do I go about it?

Each time, it says "you can't do this right now, please try again in a few weeks"

You go nowhere, you are one of us foorrreeevvveeerrr!

kingcisE:
It's an unclaimed winning

okay

For me i thought of a very cool username only for me to find out that it was taken. Then i tried another and another only for me to discover that were also taken so i got mad and started trying randomly stuff that just popped into my head until i arrived at my current username.
I strongly believe that it's all those drifters that live on Nairaland that are hugging all the available usernames. How can someone have up to 10 accounts?

kingcisE:
*258*4432884014854#
9mobile

Wait o, i thought shake and win was over?

Nakashima:
chin chin

Now write a one thousand word essay explaining why you say it's Chin Chin.

YAWA!
This one don turn to psychology examination.
The psychiatrist asks ” What do you see?"
Some say "Kulikuli"
Some say "Akara"
Some say "Buns"
Some say "Chin Chin"
Which is it?

Op, why does your kulikuli look like akara?

Streetdoctor:
We all feel the loss but enjoy the profit
The game is the same and nothin' gonna stop it
Most times you make it one time you won't
All a nigga could really do is have a vest under the coat

Please, can you translate this to English? 🥺

Righteousness2:
Hezebollah terrorists need about 1000 pieces now.

MAN OF GOD!!! so you can be savage like this.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Sometimes I do find myself vibing/singing Christian songs.. Who else is in this category??

I can't believe i forgot that this thread existed.
As for me, I've never cared about the lyrics of any song so i only vibe to the rhythms. I can't sing my favourite songs word for word but I can hum the songs.

dkidd:
What's all this? Looks like badly written codes

Baba, watch yourself before 2 by 2 land for your head there. Are you calling our precious childhood websites "badly written codes"?

Kusu12:
If nothing in your IPOB skull to contribute simply congratulate the lady and move on, no need to wail and gnash your teeth like a lose. r

another fanatic?
There's nothing in my comment regarding tribe. You're just a delusional lunatic who sees tribalism in everything. The thread said " First Nigerian woman to fly a 747 plane" and i asked how that is an achievement. Tell me, do you also know the first Nigerian to buy an iPhone or the first Nigerian to play videogames?
I'll advise that you go look for fellow tribalistic dummies to argue with cause I'm not one of you jobless losers.

LexngtonSteele:
Baby factory and brothel na achievement for your side. We understand.

But you cant understand. Pele.

Funny tribalist, flying a specific type of plane isn't an achievement. How is the first man in space different from the first black man in space?

Is this suppose to be an achievement?
Okay then who is the first Nigerian to play videogames?

Damn! See how they just waste good meat.

YAWA! Because of just ₦200 free airtime, E be like say i don go download spyware from palm store. Abeg I hope say apps from palm store dey legit. This one wey my phone don dey cook, I hope all is well.

mmadu4:
babadinho.muf .mobi
twilightwap.com
wap.mobstorage.com
bornsilly.com
getjar.com
waptrick.com
wap.my-symbian.com
wapain.net/symbian
wapshare.net
sharemobile.ro
wap.peperonity.com


these were the Good old days of symbian and java phones. i miss it so much

No! I refuse to remember those days!
All my friends at that time were always bragging about how their Symbian phones could download java games from waptrick.com, wapdam.com, sefan.ru e.t.c but my own LG phone no fit download java games from those websites.
In the end Na dedomil.net and mobgames.ws saved me. So fvck em!

SamueItem337:
You dey monitor me?

I don book you for rituals so i no want make anybody use you before me.

Joeblaze26:
Lol...Why you dey fear for am 😂🤷

I wan understand wetin dey happen, as the guy's aza dey everywhere.

SamueItem337:
Thanks man

What of that faith account number?

Joeblaze26:
Fvcking violation man! 😂😩

Wetin happen?
Dem go use am do rituals?

Nakashima:
we are just trying to bring out fake punter's so we can know the real one's that we can trust them with our money to play their game's

Okay, i suppose that makes sense. As for me if i receive game from someone I will also cross check it. When ever i collect games from this thread I always remove games I can't predict such as btts, corners, etc. then I recheck the games given if I have any dispute with that prediction, I remove it and play.
You never stake high on someone else prediction, always combine your predictions If you plan on playing someone's else game.