englishmart:
. another rubbish talk form this mad cow.

Dear Baba God..


I know say I tell you say I don repent, but abeg, I need you to give me permission to backslide for like 10 minutes make I beat this guy. Ehn don temp me pass as even devil temp Jesus. Plus baba, give me Samson power so that I go fit beat crowd incase when I jam am ehn dey with ehn guys.

Amen.

Austin234:
I vote for Jennimma

solomonslones:


How do you know 25k is the official fee? Haven't u read other post here that quoted 23k?

i don't get you, do you mean I should go to Edo state house of assembly(EDHA)to get the bill?

You are entitled to do so...


The Freedom of Information act even makes it a Constitutional right.

Projectors:
All the transport management agencies in Nigeria are just there to extort money the populace. The same incidence happened to me on Monday this week just at Medical road in Ikeja. The driver parked th car just to drop items in car before we know it LASTMA had come to tow the car to their office with the driver inside.

Most of the Lastma officials are nothing but Tout (Agbero), their mouth smelling of dry gin (ogogoro) early in the morning. I coughed out 18, 000 without receipt and I was told if they book it I will pay 60, 000.

The towing vehicle they used had a label for breakdown and recovery vehicle, that means instead of using it for breakdown vehicles , they are now using it for illegal deals.

I have said it, its of no use to create an agency without proper monitoring, they are know how to blast FG for their own agencies why there own is not attended to.

LASTMA should have a working website, a radio or TV program where people can call in or report erring officer and designated and functional phone numbers.

[size=16pt]90 % of the offences they charge people for are unintentional and they take advantage of innocent people.[/size]

Gov Fashola cannot be everywhere but the Oga's in these agencies should make things work. This year alone I have spent close to 50, 000 to all these agencies.

Whenever I want to go out, I always take extra care not to enter these people wahala. The suppose to be helper on the road but they are terrorist on our roads.

God help us in Nigeria, God help us in lagos state oooooooo.

NinoBrown888:


get thee behind Me.

I aint no fhaggot hommie.. And whilst you are behind me, stop starring at my Ass..

Idowuogbo:
Temigracie,what's all this nonsense? Don't you have better pics ni? You are gradually slipping away ya no? Get busy homegal...

#Couldnt Agree more..


The babe is pretty.. I know this, but her pictures are so unflattering..

If to say she follow my campaign plan.. Who be Rozzay and Jennimma for where she dey.

Anyways, I guess na her NYSC follow cause the problem..

warrenweste:
lovely..i hope it stays pristine,,cos we have a bad maintenance culture here

Go ask TINAPA..



Nice Stadium.. I guess Akwa Ibom witches now have a Stadium to use in practicing for the Quidditch worldcup..

I wonder when Oshomole would build one for the Benin witches..


iKid.. iKid....

NinoBrown888:


charlie, I'M married to Ma own opinion, and I can't remember inviting you to the reception.

#bounce !

This is Nairaland nat Atlanta.

Neegro.. I aint no Charliee.. Thats what those imporverished Ghanaians address themselves by.. (Please pray for Ghana whilst you are at it..)

You are married to your opinion indeed, but thats one marriage that you need to be divorced from..

solomonslones:


It appears you are using the lenses of the. Western countries you have stayed in to speak here especially with regards to the court system

that why I have sought to know the bill empowering them, i haven't found it

I need to know what what the law empowers then to do & what they aren't allowed to do

You mentioned video recording, what if they had pounced on you or hit the camera thereby destroying it(I'm not a man of violence) what would you have done

I have written on the edo state government Facebook page, I have written to opendata(it's an edo state government ICT platform) seeking to know the bill empowering them, publish the official fine list & the platform to report erring officials

I'm not playing the victim card here

Knock what out of whose hands?!

You think say dem no dey fear?! Infact, I wish they would.. That would even make me richer..

Lekwa something!!


Why not go to Court?!

Its like you are having appendicitis and rather than go to the hospital, you are praying inside your room.

Nwokem.. This matter is gone. Next time, dont give bribes.

yemyem2:

Thanks a lot...God bless u. But am afraid, there is a problem here. My passport then doesnt bear my real dofb. My present passport which i recently got after the old one expired is right on my dofb. I dont just know the way out of this. Any subsequent advice will be appreciated pls. I think i was so naive back then.

NinoBrown888:



uhm, obviously Rozzay and rokiatu tops the chart.

#smilez.

solomonslones:



I hope you saw where I replied that you "guilty as charged"

now government should do its part

Mr law, the last video that showed a policeman soliciting for bribe, the police was dismissed, did you hear anything about the man that offered the bribe(I'm not in support of bribe)

these folks have a way of frustrating you, you end up coughing out the money?

How was I supposed to know that the 25k was official?

What about that man whose initial charge was 15k(mind you, the paper had been prepared for this amount) & later reduced to 5k(was still asked to go pay this in the bank)

Is there any irregularity here?

Haven't you gone through other post here, aren't you seeing the oppression


In saner countries, when about to park wrongly you are warned rather than allow you park & the. Impounded

Pls tell me, when 3 officials jump into your vehicle, in the name traffic light violation, how do you prove your innocence in their office without traffic light?

It becomes your word against theirs

If there is an effective platform to report them, there will be a change

I'm tired of making my point known to you

stildude:
Now here are some facts about Oshiomole Police or EDSTMA.

1. They remit money to their superiors e.g Governor, Transport Commissioner, etc. So, most likely your complaints will not be attended to cos the boys are on errands carrying out their assignments just like motor part agberos do.

2. Like one poster narrated, they will forcefully hold you even if you haven't committed any offence. Most of the time, you are alone and they are three in number, so no one may believe you. one of them may even swear one one deity or the other that you have committed a traffic offence. Sometimes they will seize your car key so that they can bill you for tow service. when you are more than two, they most likely will not bother you even if you have committed an offence.

3. They are uncontrollable, most of them cultists and APC boys who are raising money for their party agenda.

4. They have offence fine list that is outrageous cos the penalty are way way higher than the offence. for instance, FRSC fine for seat belt violation may be 5k, theirs may be 15k. They bill you at arbitrariry, for one victim tow fine of 3k another 10k. They want you to beg for leniency and opt to pay cash instead of bank by giving you those outrageous bills. like the OP, the total offence should not be less than 8k i.e 3k for tow, 5k for the unauthorized parking. so they first bill you 25k so that making you pay 10k unofficially becomes easy. (why even give him an offence of illegal parking and unauthorized parking at the same time in the first place)

5. Most of them don't have absolutely no knowledge of traffic management and offences, they are there as enforcers and muscle men. I suspect they even get the installers of traffic lights to manipulate the lights functionality to confuse road users, so they can hold you down with one offence or the other. That may be the reason why most of the traffic lights creates disorder and confusion for motorists.

6. some of them have been beaten, stabbed, maimed and even assassinated due to their extortion of the innocents.

7. one day, there will be an uprising against those demons and their leader who they sometimes refer to as the name of a popular cult group in the country.

...so many more, now what are you going to do about it?. you could start by casting your vote against the oppressionist govt.

solomonslones:


Corrected 

When a mason tells you of how he connived with your brother to swindle you of cement, your immediate concern should be how to put your brother in check before dealing with the mason


they are supposed to uphold the law & not victimize or oppress citizens, they are to reject bribes when offered & have them arrested


they are not to set traps for citizens to fall into

if after this you say otherwise, kindly unfollow this thread 

englishmart:
thank you for thanking him for voting ROZZAY. Do remember to thank him again in the grand finale.

Still out here hussling votes..


My Team have decided to let this one run on auto-pilot.. In the finals, we will take off the cruise control and control the cruise..



Hope you have started practicing your Lebanese..

alexis007:
sorry o, i bin think say the thing na ministry...so una wey be atheist no dey go evangelism?

Evangelism?


The boy has got jokes..

paulavon:

I don't like commenting on this forum because of people like these.For your information I did not pay bribe,I had to beg and they reduced my bill from 23k to 10k.I paid at their office rather than going to the bank.

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa......










Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.............................. This is pricelessly stupiid..

Like seriously bro, you need to NEVER comment on this forum again if this is the bullshiit you have to say.

You dey price fine?

#Faints..

alexis007:
i used to think that atheists were extremely good @ arguing...abi peter,you are of a softer breed?..,abi you don't want to show me the 'light' from atheism that you've seen?.....oya get out and let another dude with a more convincing argument win me to atheism's side...

solomonslones:
As for those saying "why did I pay bribe , why didn't I sue"

The system here is messed up, it's not everyone that has the time & resources to hire a lawyer & go through all the rigors of the court process

we hear of cases that have been in court since 2012,2013

So the man whose case is in court since then, will most probably have his car in the impound lot, pay the legal fees etc how many people can afford this

If you are traveling & driving thru Benin, this happens, will you have the time to go to their office & engaging in a legal battle

the system should be improved that's all I'm after

Guy drex!!

Shey na the same Benin wey we all don grove tire?!

You never carry case go court but you don judge the matter say e go reach fifty years.. Why not first try. Since you are too lazy to sue, we are too lazy to care.


Typical Nigerians and their foolish response.. If that woman in Lagos had adopted your style, she no for see 15million naira settlement and Lastma for still dey rascal like before.

solomonslones:


You want to slap me, go ahead take your best shot

It appears you did not get the essence of the whole post.

It appears as your moniker is so are you, so I will ignore you before you contaminate me with evil

I got the essence of the whole post.. In summary, what you want are;

1. Road signs on the roads..

2. A list of offences and fines..

3. Reciept for bribes paid..



Tell me if I missed anything?!


The fact remains you paid a bribe for a crime you felt you didnt commit.. Still does not make it any less of a bribe.

Speaking of Monikers, for someone named Solomon (after the mythical wisest man), you are outstandingly stuupid..


Dont bother replying me cos you cant win.. If you feel you have been wronged, take to Police and go arrest somebody. Oshomole aint got time to be on the internet reading such drivel.

Nashoji:
no sir, you are the typical example of everything that is wrong with nigeria. is that the reason why you guys did not put any sign post so as to extort money from innocent citizens. you are quoting law that the op paid a bribe.

See this Native Fowl..



So lets assume that indeed there was no sign where the OP parked, why then did he pay the gaddamn fine?!


Are you infinitely stuupid or what?!

Why didnt he contest the fine and charge in court like an innocent man?!

Do you know that he is still culpable for the crime of bribing a public official even if his fine is overturned?!

Education... Thats what most Nigerians truly need..

solomonslones:


There was no "no parking" sign so I don't know how that constitutes illegality



There where several tow trucks driving round that axis, say the truth:they didn't want police wahala




Who nor dey house naim they beat police!!



Ok Thank you sir, I'm guilty as charged & I'm not playing the victim card neither am I looking for sympathy.

now I want to join the fight against bribery & corruption. Kindly make available the official amount to be paid

also create a platform for people to report erring officials

Thank you
PS:I'm sure you are a staff there

That is why I said Seun should take down this fuckery of a thread..

1. There was no sign.. So why did you pay?! Why didnt you sue them for entrapment?!

2. Why should I make available the official amount for your fine for you, DID I BREAK THE LAW?!

3. You said there was no sign, that was your opportunity to challenge the fine seeing as you had a case.. But I am sure you were guilty thats why you quickly paid the bribe.


There is no platform for complaints that would be created... If you feel you have been unjustly apprehended and fined, challenge your fine in the court of Law.



#You are sure I am an EDSTMA official abi?! Same way you were sure when you parked illegally.

#To Slap you dey hungry me die..

tranxo:
Nothing seem to be working again these days.

kenex4ever:
do u know d OP's gender?

Love is Gender blind..

Manlove & WomanLove are both acceptable as long as Police does not catch you..

paulavon:
The EDSMA AKA oshiomhole police has become a terror to vehicle users in Benin city. I have been a victim twice. The first incident was when i first moved to Benin,i parked in front of Ogida market to buy some food stuffs,before i came back my car was gone,i felt like my eyes was deceiving me,i knew i parked my car there and i locked it very well. I later asked some people around and they told me it was oshiomhole police that towed it,i had to go to their office and i saw it there. They gave me a bill of 23k,for illegal parking and unauthorized parking 10k each and 3k for towing. I had to beg and beg,last last i paid 10k before i left.
The second incident was still case of unauthorized parking,there was no notice of no parking there,i saw other cars parked on the right side and there was no more space so i had to park on the left and i never knew they don't park there,before i came out the boys where standing by my car. I pleaded with them but they refused,they told me to settle them with 3k but i gave them 2k i had with me but they refused,they called the towing van to tow my car.
When i got to their office i had to pay 10k. I had to get money from ATM. I have really suffered in their hands. I hate them with passion,i insult them whenever they come closed to me.I almost killed one when he was standing in front of my car. police are far better than them.

SO you paid bribe twice..


And you are not ashamed to say it..


And tomorrow you will point fingers at our politicians and call them corrupt..