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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 3:34am On Apr 11
oliverano:


If my grandma had a wheel, she'll be a motorcycle 🏍️

grin If your grand mother had a wheel, she'd be an old woman with a wheel. We can't just give old people wheels and start riding them

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Sports / Re: What Football Match Gave You The Highest Tension? by Excallibur(m): 3:36pm On Feb 11
Argentina vs France world cup final
I couldn't sleep well for days before the match

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 7:53pm On Feb 10
BlueMann:
Leverkusen strike again, and no surprise it's Europe's most devastating fullback Grimaldo with the goal.
lol I thought that guy is a midfielder
Programming / Re: Has The Tech Bubble Bust? by Excallibur(m): 7:24pm On Feb 05
One of the major reasons for the mass layoffs of last year was due to mass employment rate due to the pandemic that made people very reliant on tech due to the lock down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 1:36pm On Jan 13
airmark:
It's left for Eruditor (Android17) to type epistles against Chatgpt. grin grin cheesy

Very dull boy, I will be surprised if he finished secondary school. grin grin grin

Eruditor (Android 17): Height is a talent.

Chatgpt : Height is not a talent.

Eruditor: .akjopvguvvjnccxfuim c xvjkknxxxxvbvbnjkhhbkmmn b vikfsetuhcccbbnnbn akjopvguvvjnccxfuim c xvjkknxxxxvbvbnjkhhbkmmn vikfsetuhcccbbnnbnakjopvguvvjnccxfuim c xvjkknxxxxvbvbnjkhhbkmmn bvikfsetuhcccbbnnbnakjopvguvvjnccxfuim c xvjkknxxxxvbvbnjkhhbkmmn height is a talent. Chatgpt is not educated. vikfsetuhcccbbnnbnakjopvguvvjnccxfuim c xvjkknxxxxvbvbnjkhhbkmmn b vikfsetuhcccbbnnbnakjopvguvvjnvikfsetuhcccbbnnbn Chatgpt is like Airmark, not educated.

grin grin grin
Small fight airmark don go bring robot

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Politics / Re: Ijaw Villagers Present Governor James Ibori With Fish, Money (Throwback Photos) by Excallibur(m): 12:55pm On Jan 13
Paraman:
Chai! See DBN shocked
Wrestling 9 O'clock that year
Events / Re: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by Excallibur(m): 11:35am On Jan 01
pdppower:
This is perhaps a fairy tale. Our people are not that wicked na. grin
You'll be shocked grin
Sports / Re: Mbappe Says Messi 'had To Win' Ballon D'or After World Cup Glory by Excallibur(m): 4:36am On Nov 18, 2023
Artorius:
Anybody wants to explain to me why Nigerians love and are passionate about football so much? Those guys don't care about you.

I would think we have our own problems in this country to deal with ..
you can't negotiate passion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 3:20pm On Nov 09, 2023
Theuniverse:
ballon dor and world best award should be given on individual quality no be nonsense trophy players win. make they just make am based on points total, no be nonsense voting from nonsense coaches and dumb players and media people. any goal 3 points, any assists 4points, any man of the match awards 5points. any individual league/cup/national awards like best player,highest goal,team of the season awards etc 10 points. when season end, just count the player way all his points high pass and give the world best award. for example if they follow this pattern na haaland for win. all this their voting na nonsense Dem day do.
Messi for still win win bros and would have had two more using this your criteria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 2:39pm On Nov 01, 2023
Capaldi:
Wirtz, Simmons then Musiala.
Una long throat too much for this thread
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Excallibur(m): 10:50pm On Oct 30, 2023
Shey una know say next year na Copa America
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Excallibur(m): 10:40pm On Oct 30, 2023
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 5:31am On Oct 18, 2023
Havertz29s:
All thanks to kolo mumu who decided to go for the most horrible decision i have ever seen from a pro footballer in a crucial moment like that

The hamburger farmer's fans should build a shrine in honour of kolo mumu who gifted their dwarf the world cup cheesycheesycheesy
Game of tears

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 6:29pm On Oct 17, 2023
U no go wait until 30th before U commence all these tears grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 1:48pm On Oct 10, 2023
Neymar: Joint highest goal scorer, Scored in Ro16, Qfinal, Semi-final, final = carry along

Hazard: Chop bench = Senior man

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Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by Excallibur(m): 11:07am On Oct 04, 2023
RingRoadMafia:
How exactly is this an attack?
She simply spoke her mind and she spoke facts! Adeboye and his fellow gods of men will never speak of the ills in this country because it is those ills that guarantee bumper church membership and massive "seed" sowing for them. If the country was in good shape, the demand for miracle money will drastically drop and they know this!
When Oyedepo spoke against them una no still attack am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 12:02pm On Sep 30, 2023
Brighton say make I drop update for una, January no far again

Travel / Re: Long Distance Travel: What Do You Eat Or Drink Before You Travel? by Excallibur(m): 3:28pm On Sep 24, 2023
LUAN:
Before you embark on a Long journey travel, what do you eat or not eat so that you won't urinate or defecate before you get to your destination.
I take a pill of limotil before the journey. That should take care of the defecation
Webmasters / Re: Have You Ever Considered Quitting Social Media? by Excallibur(m): 11:52am On Sep 14, 2023
Almost every Ronaldo fan on 18/12/22 grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Excallibur(m): 11:41am On Sep 13, 2023
When you finish football vs when you are finished grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Excallibur(m): 3:54pm On Sep 11, 2023
Onkoolos:
Pls who is this victor Boniface,?? that guy is too good!!! shocked shocked. Nigeria should win this afcon easily!!!
Plays for Leverkusen
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Ali Bongo Explains Why There Are No Term Limits In Gabon's Presidency by Excallibur(m): 2:07pm On Sep 01, 2023
omohayek:

Australia, Canada, Denmark, Germany and the United Kingdom are all countries without term limits. If they aren't democracies in your eyes, which countries can be?
Wow I never knew, thanks for the information
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Ali Bongo Explains Why There Are No Term Limits In Gabon's Presidency by Excallibur(m): 11:02am On Sep 01, 2023
Any country without term limit is not a democracy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League by Excallibur(m): 5:48pm On Aug 31, 2023
ntyce:
The draw so far...
Group A: Bayern Munich, Manchester United, Copenhagen

Group B: Sevilla, Arsenal, PSV

Group C: Napoli, Real Madrid, Braga

Group D: Benfica, Inter Milan, RB Salzburg

Group E: Feyenoord, Atletico Madrid, Lazio

Group F: PSG, Borussia Dortmund, AC Milan

Group G: Manchester City, RB Leipzig, Red Star Belgrade

Group H: Barcelona, Porto, Shakhtar Donetsk
well-done sir

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Excallibur(m): 10:25am On Aug 28, 2023
Nigeriagood:
you have started 😁 let me start with the signature knockout where is his world cup
allow this people to enjoy any bit of happiness they can muster abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2023
hensben:
How to spot an average player; Not having a defined position or role and not good in your presumed primary role, E.g, Mount and Havertz.
grin the special "roams about and arrive at the box" players lol only Messi can be trusted in that duty
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 3:29am On Aug 27, 2023
BlueMann:
E get things wey you go see, you go know say player pass player

The goal was a tapin, but the initial pass to Cremaschi...guyyyyy shocked

"Let him do it in the league" crew, hope una dey see
you sure say the opponent no bench thier players grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 9:29pm On Aug 20, 2023
WhoDeyHause:

They didn't buy wahi and still have to hope on Antonio again. This is our first win.
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Excallibur(m): 1:20pm On Aug 13, 2023
SucroseDeport:

Pep in just 14years of his managerial career has won more trophies (35), than Chelsea (29).

Chelsea was founded in 1905.

#factos.
maybe he has spent more money than Chelsea in their entire history
Politics / Re: Zulum Approves ₦‎50m, Staff Houses, Students Hostels For Army University, Biu by Excallibur(m): 9:47am On Aug 12, 2023
YourNextLevel:
50m ? With all the monies allocated to that state even with funds sent to that zone internationally ?

Please if you don't know about the dollars sent there, don't even quote me.
and then check the amount they use to buy furnitures in house of assembly, may God have mercy

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