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I dey wish myself,  see my cake for una https://www.bestsocialapps.com/birthdaycardsautosender/images/largeLogo.jpg

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I dnt wanna talk bullshiit cos today is a special day to me,bt it will be nice if u can kick her ass OUT!

^^ thanks sis,

Hey guys, mah birthday is 2day d 22 of January as i just added another wondeful year to my age. As you all know, This only happens once in a yr and i will like to use this opportunity for you ladies and gentlemen to wish me a Belated birthday, For those wey i don offend,make una no mind my attitiude, thanks guys! Staysafe

^^^^ hahahaha

Nonsense https://th91.photobucket.com/albums/k296/Jerica_is_a_Ninja/th_Image000-1.jpg

She is non among the two

Hehehehe, hw cn u ask for this kinda help here on nairaland! Dem go just mock U. Btw, op mah guy, dis one pass normal matter, BRB

sexlog:
Sexkilz the Cattle rearer, u don come? You are even posing with N400 wrist watch, your own don finish!
Must you wear a faded face cap? Chei! He no go better for jonathan.

hahahahaha

Mr, Cork:
only 600 times by Nairaland females!

^^ Behave like a normal human,
@op. once thatz abt A yr and some months ago, it was nt easy though and since then, have bn very careful and i hardly take girls serious,

My thread getting derailed!

Hell to dah NO

Thanks 4 dah reply guys!

Please what does it mean if a lady maybe a friend slaps you on your asss and smiles without an apology whatsoever?
Mature responses only

I stumbled on this article, dated some hours ago that internet is going on strike as a protest against a law pass on IP PROTECTION, read more and tell me what you guys think!
http://dailygossip.org/january-18th-the-day-the-internet-goes-on-strike-against-sopa-2243
http://www.dailygossip.org/wikipedia-shuts-down-for-24-hours-to-protest-against-sopa-2252

^^ wetin concern U, ode!

Why must she be with a child? i dey suspect u ooooo,

Stuupid enough for d op to create unmeaningful, unromantic thread and to gather some followers who contributed, smh

Very dry joke like MIKUZ bald head. - no offence!

A man went 2 his pastor, knelt down and began confesin tearfully:
Pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor: My son, what did
you do,
just
confess what exactly you
did? God
Almighty will forgive you.
Man: (sobbing), Pastor I
committed
adultery with several of the
female
church members
Pastor : can you mention
their
names and how many times
you
slept with each of them?
You see, for your
forgiveness to
be
complete, you need to
mention
them, so that we can also
pray for
them.
Man, : Aaaah Pastor I can't,
I am
ashamed.
Pastor: Okay this is what
we will
do;
after service, we will go to
the
church entrance together
and
watch
members come out, once
anyone you have slept with
comes
out, just say 'pau'.
If it is once you slept with
her. The
Number of times you say
'pau' will
indicate the Number of times
you
slept with that particular
person.
And so they went to the
church
entrance.
Head usher passes
wriggling her
buttocks.
Man: Pau. Pau
Pastor: The Lord forgive
you.
Deacon’s wife passes
carrying
bible.
Man: Pau
Pastor :[/b]May the Lord
forgive you.
A choir member passes
singing.
[b]Man: Pau pau pau
Pastor: God will forgive you.
Yes,
he
will.
Lo n behold…Pastor’s wife
passes
by and Man goes off like a
machine
gun.
Man: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
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Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
paaaa!!!
May God punish your
father!!!!!!!
God
will never forgive you.

bright007:
Wen did u become å member of d copy $ paste posters association of nairaland?

does it matter? IJOT

mikuz:
Is this a joke?

if it doesnt look like it, find the nearest canal and jump in to join your ancestors,

Move this to d fuckiiing FORUM game section, mtscheeeew