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Legendrysailor:
Oga go and learn a skill !!!!!!!

I repeat , go and learn a skill.

Do not waste ur youthful years working for dis useless government. Federal job can never make u rich

No b to learn skill, na 2 get a job after the skill, my junior bro is programmer, till now nothing, na me deh sendam money every months for upkeep and fueling of car

BrutusOj:
What turns you off about someone who washes his or her ass crack after shit with water? You prefer those who wipe ass with tissue paper or baby wipe that may not clean the ass very well? You guys always want to sound woke but you end up sounding dumb.

Washing off with water ain't hygienic Mr OG call, yorubas are dirty, how can a grown ass man like you wash your ass crack,, for instance.. When you go church,, the water must run down through your legs,,, lemme tell you something woke niqqa ,, y'all wet your pants doing that shit, I've seen ladies wearing tight pants washing off like that too leaving trace of water around their private parts and butts, that's dirty and unhygienic,

MrBrownJay1:
i was wondering how long it would take before all the 1minute men show up, lol!

LOL, nonsense boy

MrBrownJay1:
it all depends how long or how good your 1st round was... if your 1st round last for +1hr and you give that babe some wandaful holy convulsions for days, then you dont need a 2nd round. 2nd rounds are for brothas whose 1st round last 1-5mins because they cant control themselves. men who can control themselves would make that 1st round do their bidding.

Shut up your dirty mouth

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Omawumi17:
Hello everyone
So here's the gist, I woke up this morning craving efo riro elemi meje.. hmmm..
I checked my pocket, I had 750 naira.. Teachers ll understand better
The sapa hold me like...
So, I checked my kitchen, luckily I found pepper, onion, oil and garri
Na so I Carry myself out
I bought
Eja panla 300
Efo leaf 100
Iru 50
Ponmo 100
This is the result

Dm if you still single, but your name sounds yoruba, hope you don't use water to wash your ass crack after shit,, Cuz it gonna turn me off

Fashypearl:
It's quite a good development Sha.

Nairalanders make una welcome me, I'm new here oooo...all of you be nice to me

Oloshoooooooooooooh

Dem Don burstam,

VTJN:
Those guys are cashing out o. Two of my course mates left the country with proceed from Yahoo. Others are bailing high too in Nigeria with same Yahoo money

With the same toasting of oyibo and she finally drops something, or rituals

Popeonah:
Make them leave these boys. No work, no empowerment, no good economy. Abeg I thank God for yahoo. If not cultism and crime rate for pass like this

Are you trying to say they are still cashing out from yahoo

Yahoo yahoo still deh exist, thought oyibo Don learn

[right][/right]they should shave itoooh,

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2%,i earn $15k from my biz,,, still stacking up to buy my own home next month

Samantha124:
Because I had the relevant qualifications and experience.

What about you? How are you the right man for me

And answer my question this time.

You don't ask a guy like me that kinda question, is weda you said yes or no,,,,

Samantha124:
How are you the right man for me

Haven't you said you the best candidate for a job before... So how did you know you the best candidate?

Samantha124:
Already someone else has decided to settle down with me...

And you think his better than me, don't make a great mistake settling down with him, I'm the right man for you

Samantha124:
Personally I don't like it when my man constantly post me on social media.

I don't mind if he does it every once in a while, but it becomes too much for me when he does it more often.

I'm private and antisocial.

I want to settle down this year, do you mind

Na this thing be your own definition of rejection,? you deh mentoooooh

Na woman ass,see her waistline

ArchiLimited:
Whether 10,000 or 10, one thing I've discovered is that once a man or woman has not learnt how to discipline their private parts, it usually leads to ridicule and disgrace. Always.

Bro aswear...as Mendy deh,na girls deh Rush him,,, that girl just want a pay cut, she's a hoe tryna bring him down...

henndukwe18:
I also had the same issue but I control it now, it doesn't occur frequently like it used to. It is your mind that is doing the whole thing, when you see a lady with with big butt or half naked, you start imagining you and her having sex, and that is what triggers it, try to take control of your mind, when you see a naked woman, start thinking of an action movie or a comedy or anything that will distract your mind, if the temptation gets too much, change position and go to somewhere you don't have access to lubricants or somewhere you can't masturbate, mix up with people and your mindset will change, make sure you are always busy doing one or two things to avoid distraction, limit the time you spend on social media because you don't know when a nude picture will pop up on your screen, don't watch pornography, but if you were tempted to watch one maybe by mistake, delete it from your phone so that you won't go back to it. Sometimes odogwu may stand on its own when you are in a bus or early in the morning, that it's the most tempting one, like I said b4, keep your mind steady and focused on something else and odogwu will fall back to base

Last last he go come back home and...
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idomalord:
Thats y I try to be sensitive incase am being tempted. I rebuke the spirits dat want to come back and I draw to God more

Just imagine your dick going slowly into adamma's wet pussy, her pussy juice's will be sounding puf puf on your dick, you must masturbate tonight

GreatVocalist:
You are actually the one who is ignorant here. That it is an addiction does not make it non-spiritual.

So how you gon prove is spiritual,or do you wanna tell me what your pastor preached to slowppookke like you

Come over to Europe or use a c in your car nd your home, exercise and excreate profusely, you go dey alright,then get a good skin care products, that's all ,e no deh cost, with 45 dollars you'll get a good product

SIMP

Mmm that's really lovely, the guy caused it

darichlife:
Brother that's how they are, they only bow when you hit them hard, there is a girl that my guy is dating presently, there is no week without them hitting each other, if you come between them your own has finished. I approached her when she had a black swollen eye, why are you saying a guy that always beat you up, this is a girl that have a baby for one gentle business man, but she say she like tough guys that will always challenge her like a man not a weakling.


I also have a girlfriend back then that it is only when I slap her that she does something as simple as washing her own clothes or sweeping the house, sometimes she will ask me to wash her undies to prove my love for her, immediately I land her one you see her gathering the panties to wash herself.

I quickly conclude that this must be the way she respond when her dad wants her to do something. That is making me uncomfortable touching her is annoying but it is the only way to make her act, talking and pleading will not.

Wrong wiring from family caused all these.

You go slap her one day,she go fall yakata for you and die, then your eyes go clear

Joshchi19:
And you think that it has nothing to do with your spirit man?

What spirit, I'm addicted to cocaine, I'm trying to break this shit,but ain't working,so that's spiritual too,,,, imma go to rehab next week,it might help

Op by now your sperm no go even mould imbe,,,,no offense

Miravik900:
But can you trust a girl bro? Just asking

I trust no body, both gender

Miravik900:
It can be true because I'm just thinking because being a red piller you cannot marry because according to the red pill doctrine all girls are ho*s and only good for pleasure

Don't mind them, they just blurffin..