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Abuja Akwa ibom Kastina Lagos But I will prefer Abuja or akwa ibom.....

Thankx sir.

Hello nairalanders, I have been on this forum for a while, but I hadly post....
Pls, I need ur guidelines on how I can get an international passport. I have a dream of travelling out of this country soon, but I am yet to get an international passport. Pls, who do I get one? I mean, wht are the processes and requirements I have to furfil?.... Thanks...

Thnx bro! Av been waitin 4dis since....

Who r dos oda pple? Nd i gues devil has been snt down 4rm heaven b4 dat time...pls,explain more

Got a question 4d wise pple....in the Bible,God said 'come,let us create human in our own image'...in dis quoted verse, who whr the peope God was calin wen he said 'LET US'?

No body 2advice?... I offend una ni?

My younger brother has registered online 4d HND programm of fedpoly ADO, 4d past 2/3mnths, and he is yet 2c anyname bein pasted...pls who kws d proces, nd when wil they start shortlisting?

My pple...bein alive 2day is a grt gift given 2me by God! Sm of my mates re dead,some ar mad,some r useless,bt i thnk God 4keepin me in his presence til 2day! He is worthy of al my praise....Happy b'day 2me...

dis is just 2wish al phellow naijarians, and al nairalanders a blissful nd fufilin mnt... Nigeria @52....hapi independence!

Nonsense.,.....op' na film b dix?

A girl mistakenly sent a
msg dat was meant 4
her boyfrnd 2 her
father, sayin swt hrt i
can't abort dis
pregnancy. Rememba, i
hav aborted 9
pregnancies 4 u, n nw i
am afraid cos i might
damage my womb.
Dont wory i am
preparing my parents
food, i wil put poison 4
dem so dat we can
acquire dia
properties..... Bye swt
hrt,i luv u....If u were her
father wat wil u do?

Arrant NONSENCE...

1 – DON’T SLEEP WITH
YOUR WATCH
Watches can emit a
certain level of
radioactivity. Though
small, but if you wear
your watch to bed for a
long time, it might have
adverse effects on your
health.
2 – DON’T SLEEP WITH
YOUR BRA
Scientists in America
have discovered those
that wear bras for
more than 12 hours
have a higher risk of
getting breast cancer.
So go to bed without it.
3 – DON’T SLEEP WITH
YOUR PHONE
Putting the phone
beside your bed or
anywhere near you is
not encouraged. Though
some of us will use
phones as alarm clocks,
but please put the
phone as far as
possible. Scientists have
proved that electrical
items including mobile
phone and television
sets emit magnetic
waves when used.
These waves can cause
disruptions to our
nervous system.
Therefore if you need
to put your mobile
phone near you, switch
it off first.
4 – DON’T SLEEP WITH
MAKE UP
People who sleep with
make up might have
skin problems in the
long run. Sleeping with
make up will cause the
skin to have difficulty in
breathing and problem in
perspiring. You will also
need a much longer time
to go into deep sleep.
Lastly & Most
Important,
5 – DON’T SLEEP WITH
OTHER PEOPLE’S WIFE/
HUSBAND
You may never wake up
again!

comrade oscar: hello pls mind yur grammar! it s sopoz to b .......took not take a stand. wen ever u use "it s time" or its high time" d verb dat folos must b in past tense. eg, its time we took our stand. safe jony to Aso Rock sha. anytin u see, manage it.

thnx 4d correction.....bt u too get bad mouth... U no fit correct persn with cool tone! Mcthewwwww!

Nonsense....

Going tru evry thread on d issue of #5000note introduction,my heart begins to race....what d Bleep is happenin in Nigeria! Y re dis useles leaders pilotin us as they wish! Recal... January 1st,2012,our mumu numbr one man(in naija) suddenly anounced d increase in fuel price(subsidy),we fought,shouted,cried,evn,some died,yet we only heard dat it was reduced to #97 4rm #140,with a promise dat in d nxt 4months,thr wil b visible chnges in NaIJA.. We r in september nw,and d only visible chnges we could see are kano,kaduna,jos,bornu,damaturu,and yobe ..bombing, by BH..(great visible chnges)...nw agn, dis mad sanusi nd hs dad(EBElebele) wnt 2 introduce anoda sufferin....ask urself...wia is #1, 5okobo,#2naira coins....imagine if dey suceed,wil u buy a pure water sachet for #50? (cos traiders wil nt acpt coins)is dis hw we wil jst let them inflict us wit pains agn!....NO! As 4me, i say NO 2dis useless idea....ON MY WAY 2ASO Rock.....lets go..,

Laitesmart: Obasanjo models 4 city people jooooorh!!
I enta dis thread and i begin dey laugh joooøorh!

say u no reply dix post agn...joorrr

MOGUL.O:
exklusive4 dey post funny jokes joorrr oooooooo



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MUMU

say i agree say u no be fool...joorrrr,.
Say u be wise boiy..joorrr

aboyaji: I gat a chopper in my car trunk

joorr

spicy v: Now why are you lying to yourself? Are you aware that self deceit is the lowest form θf delusion? You are obviously the same person with Ajasco! Please save yourself the shame θf denial.

spicy v...u re d one been deluded...i wonder how u people think....so because i copied d lyrics,nd did some other things,(did i evn owe u any explanation')dat makes u think am him...SMH..i dnt blame u...since u take too much G**RI...lol...bt truely,m nt hm.

omaigala: I am new on nairaland, pls what are the prons and cons associated with this forum?

i askd desame question wen i joined,nobody answrd....

Pastor chris okotie become president in 2015....jooorrr o

Bicycle wan buy fuel 4filling station...jooorrrrr o

Acidosis: I wanted to insult you but when I saw your name, then I knew its not your fault afterall..

hahahaha...u r too harsh..must u comment?y nt waka pass nd face ur biz? (Aproko,)
@op...na song u come sing here? Y u chose ma topic! Bt u try sha...u be actor? Dat ajasco boy'?

rubish