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pDude: Naija and its men of god sha

Tuberculosis Josh don chop shyt o!

u shld kneel down nd start begin God 4forgvnes,with 3yrs maraton fastin..who r u 2judge a man of God?nd how dare u talk 2a Man of God like dat? Fool...

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example
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I heard that thr ar sm 'words, statement,nd coments' tht r nt alowed on NL. pls cn u list dem 4me,so dat i wont go agnst them? Nd d outcm if i do? Please..

na una kil am?

arki: i can figure out ur trauma,dnt worry God creatd everytin nd said they are beautiful nd yours is no exception,atleast u fine past ape nd baba(obj). There is still hope. Cheers!!!

lol...i stil fine pass you na...anyway,u be my guy...launch d babe fastly nd shaperly

omega25red: Poster
Its obvious your friend doesn't really know this woman. Yes they were in love before but then they lost contact. Falling in love again shouldn't take only a phone call from the guy. At least he should have taken the whole thing slow by being her friend firstbefore he started with the lovey dovey mess

If this is annoying him he needs to open his mouth to tell her that her demanding money from him is making him loose interest in her. This would certainly allow him to see the type of person she is. She would either be embarrassed or she would flip out on him. Then he can make a decision about their future together

okay...thnx

booqee: Prolly during their 5yrs of losing contact, she dated a guy who must've been a real spender..and she's got used to it. If its so, she may still love you the guy.

Or..

She may prolly not luv d guy. The guy must av offended her in a way he may not know before d breakup thingy, and now dat he's back she tryna get her pound of flesh by milking him dry b4 dumping him...she might av a boyfriend right now.
Its five years naww, dyu fink she'll remain single all those while waiting for you.
And guy may not even offend her, maybe she just wan use him as maga.
Btw, i think if she really loved d guy, she would av gone to any length to locate him. Its d phone age naww. Besides u said its d guy who lost her contact not d oda way round. Why dint she contact him in some way. Me thinks she doesn't love him like dat.
When a woman loves,.oh damn..i fink you'd know.

hum...

Maria-G:
2007 - 2012. Hmm, 5yrs no be small thing o. The babe don tear eye.

na so nw...bt wetin go hapen nxt?

Sijo01: Baby i need dis, baby i need dat *yawns*
next time she baby u, simly reply wit 'mama i dont hav a money making machine'

lolz

Lolajoy: Smh!

hope u re gud..hw r u... We da mis ya 4our side o

frank3.16:
Was she this demanding where they were dating earlier on?

no she wasnt....and dat is wat causes d doubt nw

Amya: Now, this story is it about you or someone else? If it's about you, then the more people will be inclined to help you.

wat makes u think its abt me? Wel,evn if its me,(which is nt),letz jst please hlp out..its a mata of urgency,nd it needs immediate actn.

He met dis lady 2005,they started dis relationshp dat lasted for 2yrs (they neva broke up,bt d guy relocated 4rm idanre to akure)... They lost contact until year 2012,wen accidentaly came across her numbr in an old diary...he called her,dey met,and their old flame re-kindled... He lov her jst as he did several years bk,and d lady said she stil do lv him...d problem nw.,is dat d lady lives in ado ekiti,and he lives in akure...weneva he ask d lady 2visit him,she always ask 4money..."baby,i wnt 2make my hair,baby,i wnt some new wears,baby i need money 2treat my ear,baby i need dis,i need dat'" dis left d guy wonderin...does dis lady truly lv hm,or she is bein materialistic,nd turnin hm 2an ATM...advice pls.....

Acidosis: Relax your muscle.
There wasn't any meaningful reason to stop the CBN in the first place. They only made that gullible move to impress some ignoramus. CBN allowed people to bring in any practical history where such lead to inflation..but nobody tendered any.
CBN ask you people to tender your details of the alleged billions of naira meant for printing, but you guys were scared to bring any since you don't have any true fact. Now give me one reason why CBN shouldn't continue with the process..

are u realy a Nigerian? U sound like a f**l...jst listen 2urslf...

nolio: Was he trying to say 7 types of men women should not avoid?

u no fit read? Or u no go schl?

OP! U 2gbaski...... Hapi nw mnth 2al NL........I hope we wil nt insult ourselvs dis nw mnth....lol.*winks*

A jamaican rasta man
went to the
hospital for treatment
to
both his
badly burnt ears and the
doctor
asked him: how did you
get your
ears so badly burnt?
PATIENT: I & I
a iron mi shirt and one
eddiat
bwoy caal mi upon mi
cell
phone, and instead a me
ansa the
phone, me pick up de
iron
and
ansa it.
DOCTOR: ok that
explains
one ear, but how do u
explain the
other ear?
PATIENT: THE
BUMBASTIC
EEDIAT CALL ME
BACK!!!!....... .......

arki: I undastnd ur dilemma, i was also faced wit such crushes and had 2 handle it wit maturity. 2day we are stil best of frnds,jst follow d advices given nd hope it works 4 u. Cheers.

u too da lie....who wan da crush on a ugly boy like you...

Mynd_44: Copy paste jorh. It is apparent in the tabs

it only takes a wise persn 2appreciate smthn dat is gud...u be fo*l...

LEAVE WHAT EVER
YOU'RE DOING RIGHT
NOW,
(1 MINUTE) LETS PRAY...
Queen Elizabeth II of
England does not hug
anyone, she only shakes
hand with people. But in
2009, she broke every
protocol and hugged
president Obama's wife
'Michelle Obama'.
Fashola broke protocol
to appoint an Igbo man
(Ben Akabuaeze) as a
commissioner in Lagos
state.
Same happened to
Esther, when the king
broke protocols to see...
her.
Jacob broke protocols to
become the first son.
Pharaoh broke protocols
to make Joseph(an ex-
prisoner ) his 2nd in
command.
MY PRAYER FOR YOU
THIS WEEK
Protocols will be broken
for you to be
celebrated, decorated,
blessed, promoted,
uplifted and increased.
IN JESUS NAME,
Say AMEN!

Maria-G:
*shocked* dont tell me u copied that from my diary, huh? Just kidding, nyc writeup.

lwkmd...ur diary!...anyways,thnx

Wisdom 4 d ladies on dis
page......Beaut y
attracts men but
wisdom kips
dem,elegance catches
men's attentn but
intelligence convinces
dem.Naggin irritates
men but constructive
silence weakens dem.d
boy in evry man pumps
out occasionally,ur
ability to handle dis is a
woman 's truest
maturity.Men av secret
struggles n silent
pains.shud u eva find
dem out,exhibit d
gr8test maturity.in d
long run,ur words mata
more to a man dan ur
luks so invest d rite
words.earn a man's
respect n he will
consider u d yard stick 4
all his action.learn to
mould d moods of ur
man.men will naturally
give u dia futures if dey
can recall ur maturity in
yesterday's
issues.....wome n re
evry where but queens
re scarce...let d queen in
u cum alive n he'll hold u
in high esteem

M M M: Op

Since u re not interested am interested

Pass me d chick

ashawo like u.!

OP.. Abeg pass me d girl o,if u no get interest,me am alwyz ready o..abi she worwor ni?

beylinko: WTF, Oya clap 4 ursev. Who asked u all these?

dumb question agn!!!

boron10: How old is this girl in question? Cos i can't envision an adult packing sand

i wondr hw old u re..so u cnt clear ur drainage cos u claim 2b an adult?..i pity u... Lazy tin...

Mynd_44: At least the message was clear right?

like crystal

Mynd_44: The OP should pay for this accurate evaluation

pay as how?

M M M: Op
Do u also pack sand 4 a living

No offence

no! And she doesnt pack either,she was jst clearin thr drainage dat day...and 4u 2kw,am an engr,a mech engr,currently on my NYSC...bt ur questn was dumb.!

.

nuela100: So u need help to get two girls at a time. U r indeed exclusively crazy

hey, mind ur biz. I dnt like insults. No one is perfct.if am doin smthn wrong, and u r wiser dan i am 2k dat am wrng,u shld tel me,and cal me2 order,nt insults.please.