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SportsRe: Pianese Confirm Three Players Tested Positive For Coronavirus by Expert17: 7:28am On Feb 29, 2020
Hmmm.....

No more handshake... I rejected few yesterday...
No be me, una go kill
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by Expert17(op): 6:39am On Feb 29, 2020
Greenx:
Record in sight wink wink
Watford might shock Liverpool wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 6:36am On Feb 29, 2020
Oasis007:
Shaw: "Especially 1v1, I haven't seen anyone get past him [Wan-Bissaka]. He's unbelievable — it's so hard to get past him. The way he puts his body, his legs are so long he can just reach everything. We call him the spider. His legs are everywhere."
What a player......AWB
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 9:42pm On Feb 28, 2020
BlueAngel444:
will Gomez bench Zoumahuh? Hmm, maybe but Zouma is a bench player
So Gomez will bench Baily or Maguirehuh?

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Keep dreaming
SportsRe: Twitter Confirms Messi As The Greatest Of All Time With A Tweet by Expert17: 9:30pm On Feb 28, 2020
Jung:
I agree mehn.. also the best finals loser. 4 finals. Lost all. Lost twice to the same team.

Botller of the century
Yes.......still won 6 world best and 1000 goals contributions.

Come up with another line cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:12pm On Feb 28, 2020
Swissh:
They will start as ball boys. You are spot on cheesy
Just like Ceballost and Xhaka cheesy

Who gave that Xhaka captain band earlier self cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 9:08pm On Feb 28, 2020
Swissh:
Akamu experts full this thread. An handicap Pogba will walk into France Euros squad a day before submition but people here believe two average McDonald and Freddy krugger is better than him. Send Pogba to London if United don't need him.
We sold players like Mikel Slyvester and Welbeck to arsenal (flops)..... Not good players cheesy cheesy

Mc tominay and Fred will start every game in all the LONDON clubs ......Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, Crystal Palace, etc
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 7:30pm On Feb 28, 2020
ILLICITblood:
Probably you think we talking Torreira and Guendonzi

It's obvious the tears you shed yesterday is still affecting your reasoning



Handle Your L in peace

Gracias
Tough
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2020
ILLICITblood:
Fred and McTom won't start ahead of Iwobi,Schnerderlin and Sigurdsson??

You have three S's in your name but you still lack sense
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2020
Swissh:
Nobody cares about the Europa league except from Man United. Daniel James is going into the 7th month of his goal drought, what do you think?
Aubamayang just felt like crying after the match cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 3:32pm On Feb 28, 2020
Lana1:
Swisssssh! Hw far. You guys are playing Ajax in the next round.
Tough.......

AubamaMISS and LacaZERO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by Expert17(op): 1:17pm On Feb 28, 2020
A huge boost for Manchester United's hopes of winning the Europa League - and getting back into the Champions League - as they're drawn against Austrian side LASK in the last-16.

Based on UEFA coefficient, LASK are the lowest-rated side left in the competition, while Solskjaer's men are the highest, having lifted the trophy in 2017.

Match day loading.............
SportsRe: Photos: 27years Old Nigerian-england Born Body Builder by Expert17: 11:16am On Feb 28, 2020
I gym also....

But this is gross to me embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Club Brugge :Europa League (5 - 0) On 27th Feb 2020 by Expert17: 10:48pm On Feb 27, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by Expert17(op):
Head To Head

Liverpool are currently enjoying their longest ever unbeaten run against the Hornets - an eight-game streak which includes seven wins while scoring 27 goals and keeping six clean sheets, including four in a row.

The Reds' dominance in this fixture stretches back further than that, though; they have won 24 of the 33 previous meetings between the two sides, although four of Watford's five wins in that time have come on their own patch.

The reverse fixture last season saw Liverpool run out 3-0 winners, with Salah, Alexander-Arnold and Roberto Firmino all on the scoresheet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 1 ) On 1st March 2020 by Expert17(op):
Sunday's encounter will represent the 203rd competitive fixture between the two clubs, with United recording 88 wins in comparison to 70 victories for Everton.

Despite United's historical advantage, Everton have fared better in recent games, avoiding defeat in both of the matches which were played in 2019.

After thrashing United by a 4-0 scoreline at Goodison Park in April, the Toffees gained a share of the spoils at Old Trafford earlier this season.
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 8:42pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
hahahaha

what happened to your originality boy, have you run out of words of your own?

I'm disappointed in you boy

even your dry and repetitive albeit delusional "send your account" is better than this
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HealthRe: Coronavirus: These Beard Style May Make One More Likely To Catch Coronavirus by Expert17: 8:31pm On Feb 27, 2020
I can't shave my beards oooo....

Corona is still far from my base wink wink
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 8:26pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
hahahaha, E don dey pain me, all these long prose?

"am sure"...its i am sure........illiterate idiot, @bolded is "died of"....have you quickly forgotten my mom? this soon? she will be disappointed that after being fkced to death by the suya seller and infected I have forgotten her soon even though she gave me all the earnings from her illicit trade.........of course I lost half to bet9a investment gone wrong and the other half to weed and shepe, just like my father, an apple never falls far from the "tree" i am proud of myself

I keep regurgitating what my mom did......

spill more!
Fixed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Expert17: 8:22pm On Feb 27, 2020
Ighalo to score.

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EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
no, not me.

the kilishi seller on top of your mom should be tired by now

you dig?

next on queue is the alubosa peddler
Ur mum's memory is really fresh on ur head ooooh
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Am sure u also had sex with her.... Ur mun is dat cheap
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EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 7:23pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
bla bla bla oro ti tan lenu e

continue your obama fantasies
Oro seku oooo
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EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 6:39pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
My friend common drop that tecno phone, exit your face me i slap you and let some hairy bloke fukc your mom to stupor.

or you can go outside and have some shepe and weed, get high and then pretend to be obama
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You are really suffering oooo
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Continue with ur mum life history cheesy cheesy
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 6:03pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
good.

now take a stroll, that bearded giant you see sitting in the parlor didnt come there to gist

ewe e ti n pe lara ose
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Am happy u cant forget what happen to ur mum....................may her soul rest in peace grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 5:55pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
You type like a primary school dropout. Cant understand your English.

Or is it that good weed again? Hungry?

well its almost six boy, homo sapiens are already sharpening their cokcs, you know better than to stick around that house

let your mama ear her pay boy
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Club Brugge :Europa League (5 - 0) On 27th Feb 2020 by Expert17: 5:54pm On Feb 27, 2020
GGMU

Man utd 3 vs Club brugge0
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
an idiot does understand sarcasm

just like your father didnt understand that your moms open dirty passed out cvnt is not an invitation to rape

nine months later your fell out her pvcci, screaming like a b1tch as you landed on your head

thats the reason you a a half wit slowpoke

Expert17 true life stories vol 1
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KEEP LEARNING MY BOY
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Why are u crying
......ur dad shudnt hv rape that ur moda ooooo
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E PAIN AM

SEVERE PAIN...............

Keep showing urself to the world
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 12:04pm On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
TYPE WITHOUT TEARS!!!!!! LOOOOOOL

o stop crying my boy, cover you ears whenever your poor mommy is mounted
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Atleast ur learning lines from me....my boy

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Woww..... continue with ur true life story,...please avoid tears while typing boy
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EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 11:28am On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
mumu, you have nothing to say.

i hope by now you will not open your rotten mouth and talk wildly again

dumb idiot, to think that you are the fastest sperm off your father's bent cokc is amazing, your siblings must be even more moronic
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Type without tears my boy

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Continue with ur family history
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EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 11:02am On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
How far, how is Michelle Obama today? have you w4nked to her pictures.

fantasy world obama.

enough of your life story boy, the story is before your eyes, doesnt need to be told, look in the mirror boy, u are a waste of unhealthy sperm
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.SEVERE PAINMENT.
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Continue with your family story
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 9:29am On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
its confirmed, you a bastard, a waste of sperm, or is it that you dont even have ordinary account numer?

ogbeni dont hide your frustration behind multiple smileys

send this thing now!!, sperm tainted money no dey tire you ni?, haba

pity your mom's hide and skin na,

gateman ti n'awo iya e de

pity her pls
Is that wat u told ur parenthuh
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Am enjoying ur life story...... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Severe pain is real ooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
EventsRe: The First Igbo Islamic Marriage In Imo State (Photos) by Expert17: 8:50am On Feb 27, 2020
rigarmortis:
if you dont send your details you are still a bastard.

lemme help you boy, that money your mom gives you from selling her juice to wheelbarrow pushers wont last boy.

one day she will throw you out

fact
Your mum is really trying ooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Pls continue with ur true life story and drop ur account no........Suicide is not an option
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