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The beginning of problems in your relationship
That statement will hunt you forever
Unfortunately

doctore212:
Ok.
I was going to church one sunday morning. Suddenly I was passing near a compound that was a high rising building

Suddenly one lady poured water from upstairs.
She immediately apologised and pleaded with me to come up for a change of cloth.

I reluctantly went upstairs. She told me to remove my cloth and put them in a washing machine.

Thereafter she suggested I should take a shower, when i went into the bathroom, one of her friend came visiting. Suddenly,they both came into that bathroom and started romancing me. I was trying my possible best to resist,finally I gave in.


The moral of my story is not to follow any girl who pours you water from upstairs.

baba Its your last paragraph that got me!.that was a well thought out action.
Me I for rebuke my peepee first o!

Even the elements is fighting against iran

Put woman belle
Especially akwa ibom girl
She go bill you money no go remain for gambling

Let's wait for the one that would go to ICC and cry genocide

Is this yaris or corolla
Abi you know wetin you want sell so?

ukukaegbu:
Rivers state is under siege from Cross River State. In fact, Cross River is the only state that has two governors while Rivers is the only state without a governor.

I pity Rivers people that no longer have control over their state.

Wine wanted to control cross river state by installing sandy on or
Now cross river state don control rivers state
Pride goes before a fall

Leave Ekaette alone!
The babe no pure in spirit
Food I no see no so so that one
E good so?

Drink cold beer!
Mortuary standard!.

Who stone me?.
I fit follow talk to my ex make she tell me as I been dey finish work for her body

The same set of people the same modus operandi the same area kabba axis
Still mourning!

Bestwt001:
It's really understandable why MURIC is upset about the train rides. When you see free rides for Christmas but not for Eid, it absolutely feels like a double standard. Professor Akintola makes a strong point about fairness, and it's especially jarring when the government is led by Muslims.
This isn't just about train tickets; it's about feeling equally valued in your own country. The government really needs to explain this disparity or, better yet, fix it to show all Nigerians that they're treated with the same respect and consideration.

Let's talk about federal government sponsored hajj for millions of people
Do they also sponsor Christians as much?

That guy was a mistake
He came he saw and he looted!.he is this the reason why I can never trust EFCC!

it is not everybody that likes speaking big English and telling lies!

Fibonacci88:
Of all the southern governors that cross River state governor is the most docile. Yet u see bill board scattered all over calabar praising mediocrity.

because he doesn't embarrass the whole state like ayade?.
Hr has achieved in 2 years what your village mam couldn't in 8 years!

sleek214:
I've always said it, most of the police officers accused of crime and extortion the from Southern Nigeria, mostly from South South and South East

So true bro!
Kyari is from rivers state!

You will never accept the fact that Jonathan did more to alleviate poverty in the north than most northern president!
I no blame you sha
Na emilokon mentality
I see Peter obi even doing more for the north than their politicians!

You see that town?
E no pure! too many things dey happen

Forward ever!

Avedonn:
Real Madrid always takes the best players from other clubs. To me, that’s not fair. They use their financial power and prestige to lure top talent, leaving smaller teams at a disadvantage. While it’s part of the game, it feels unfair how they consistently benefit at the expense of others.

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Its strictly business!.

Marrying a porn actress is better than marrying a prostitute or cum dump

In all things na politics carry first just ask ngige and saraki wetin dem read for school

Sermwell:
I've always said that nairaland doesn't need to tell us the age of its users! By their comments we shall know them!!

I have said this before seun needs to introduce a laugh emoji or reaction in this forum. Comment where person suppose laugh e go come press like button! Whatitis!

Reno onokri don get market

JobAndVacancies:
you from cross river?
If Akwa Ibom State is in that list then definitely Cross River State should be among

ignorance bad o

When did cross river join the list?
You just feel like typing ba?

Oga rest.that man is a scam!

Link please

A pure case of bad parenting

Anybody that attacks akpabio will have a story of his own!
Issorite!

Tinubuadvocate:
This madam Ezekwez or whatever her name should shut up truly especially where are intellectual people are robbing mind like this forget that she is a prof a prof that she doesn't merit. We knows how is been done in this country.

Being a former minister of education doesn't justify her bitter unintelligent attitude. A position that she is not even deserve but got there because of her free tooto.

anything for akpabio
That man must be innocent by for by force

The law should take Its course if there is such a thing as free and fair hearing in Nigeria

Nobody is above the law and everybody has a right to fair hearing
All of you supporting the Senate president no go trust una best friend with una sister