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Lets see the feasibilty study of this topic and get things running. You wona be a cougar, then let get acquainted. 08176633586.

brosdoncome: But it is always safer to use condoms during penile-MouthAction or dental dams for oral-womanly sex

Please, what is dental dams?

Allen kee: Source www.nigerianmonitor.com/2013/05/31/4-ways-you-can-get-an-std-without-having-sex/

Please, can any form of antibiotic be taken before intmacy to avoid getin infected with any form of STDs?

whytnblack: I actually don't. Right now I need a good girl who knows how to cook, to help me save this Money that I squander on Mama-Put everyday. Imagine having to eat 3sq meal at Mama-Put EVERYDAY. Somebody H-e-l-p me ooooo. Make dem no chop my money finish o.

And how much do u spend a day buying food?

Godson201333: Listen to Rainbow by 2face!!..life without you is just a rip off baby,I want to be with you cos there is no life without you lol

Badest! Making sense shaa

mysticgal: Any person wey no collect this job go drink garri tire

Sweetheart are you cursing me the op?

1st to show my swaggs! Looking at your beauty i think nothing but the beautiful early morning sun!

Christmasdon: Hello Nairalanders., I want my thread to be on front page. Pls how do i do it.

It can get to front page if ppl's comment are up to one page

Do you think you got the swag? Are you romantic? Then drop a single sentence that can make any gent or lady trip and fall for you. Remember, its just a SENTENCE.
LeTS ginger the swager!!

blink182: Can't cook, won't cook and I'm not waiting on anyone or make anybody feel she must cook because if you refuse, there's always a girl out there that is more than ready. Its been almost 10 years since I cooked anything aside noodles.

THumb's up!

Ngenge: Singing...'Owu saagi eeh,I ga amara ife eeh'. D reasons Y I wont take up a 50,000 naira job is if it is an everyday 6am to 6pm job. If it involves movement of cash or if its a career and life threatening one. If not,ur father must be a politician or oil worker 4 u to reject such an offer. A friend once told me hw graduates ar scrambling 4 a 10,000 naira job offered by Oyo state govt. last year. I wil gladly take up such job. As 4 u,na u sabi

10k job for graduates from oyo state govornor? Too poor. God please what will be the fate of graduates in the nearest future?

tope ayan: I b BIG BOY so I no dey cuk

sorry dear coz dat ur big boy is big for nothing. Seriously u are missing!

We shall one day testify the goodness of the lord for blessing us with our heart desired jobs

kalunomics: Look at how they are complaining about like they really do the job they are asking for the payment. I thought they've turned their staff room to markets, they should be able to make money out of it.

Government should instill tough punitive measures, if not dismissal, to teachers whom out-rightly miss schools and skip classes in a bid to fish out the culprits and curb this menace because there are a few who are committed to their job that deserves their salaries.

But wait, what is the reason of the government for owing them?

If only i could lay my hands on you, then i would padlock your mouth with MONDAY-PADLOCK. f**l

omartins: Leave being funny alone. They havent pay me and today is month end.

God will surely make a way for us

omartins: Pls reject and send how to apply to me. Jst take up 15k job so as to start with something instead of being idle. Manager, pls I'm expecting alert ooo.

Funny you

[quote author=Mr.Sinister]Na condition make crayfish bend my sister.[/quote]Condition indeed! [quote author=Mr.Sinister]Na condition make crayfish bend my sister.[/quote]Condition indeed!

rodeo0070: As a graduate, I started with less than half of the aforementioned figure.
I don't enough data and statistical figure but I can categorically tell you that over 74.3% of freshly employed graduates earn less than 50k. And FYI, people are ready to kill to have a job of 50k...

Really? Lucky you eyescue!

Hmmm. Nice! Good to know that the gents of nowadays dont depend on waiting for a woman to do the cooking.

Screwface: Let me guess:

You want a job that'l give you, for a start, a 200k pay cheque, a house and a car, right?

To your question, Yes, I can.
If the job suits my carreer plan, it helps my decision. If it doesn't, I'l still snap it up and keep looking out for better offers. Anything legal doing than sitting at home idly, homeboi.

Not really a bad idea. Thanks!

tyoseni: Am waiting for peoples comment. But don't tell me that u are offered a job of 50k and u reject it. all the best.

Thinking....

As a graduate, can you take a job of 50k per month? YES or NO. Give your reason.

lekkie073: all young men, u mean we should come and date ourselves, or probably romance ourselves?
bye for now

not really, rather to help watch each others back by droping some relevant advice that will help.

Hello gents, the able bodied men, the black machos yet gentle. Its obvious that things have really fallen apart these days especially between us and our opposite beings.....the black and beauty, the ebonies, the beauties that were created from one of our ribs, the gems that were given to us as helpers. May i start with this little hit of today's ladies' mischevious attitude towards men. When you are just yourself, trying to make ends meet, doing evrything humanly possible to make life better, to make a beautiful home and take that beautiful gem to alter , the one to carry your unborn children, the one you thought that will always be with you through thick and thin, the one you are building up evrything virtually for. And all of a sudden she denies to know nothing about you. And yet looks into your eye and tells you that she its over. That she can't keep going like this. That you are NOT AN ALREADY MADE MAN that she needs AN ALREADY MADE MAN. Oh! Fellow gents, what a pity! You are not made all these while and she never told you. You are not made all because you don't have those flashy cars, and a castle on the montain. And all these years you were with her , spending your precious time, being faithful, caring, loving, cherishing her, respecting her not just as a woman, but as a queen in your own little kingdom. Now the only excuse she could offer is to tell you that you are NOT A MADE MAN. Oh! God help us. Here, i solicite for your candid advice on how to know she that truely loves you and also ready to go with you to making you that kind of MADE MAN every woman will get jealous of. That others couldn't make of you and hence rejected you. Hence this thread will help all GOOD YOUNG MEN out there to know when he is falling into the wrong hands...THE DAUGHTERS OF EVE. And hence wisen up to choosing the right and ideal woman.

prasadkunala: white rice with fried egg

u be leaner

Omavik: u dnt wanna knw...myt nt b a big deal 2 som grls bt 2 me it is

Dear, i dnt get you. Do u mind explaining better?

Godson201333: Hmm were you under what Africans call SPELL?

Yes, but i guess it was in love form. Such i can call LOVE SPELL!

Funny enough we find ourself doing one thing or the other the may be crazy for our bf/gf. So here let share those things and see who is more crazy.
Mine is that i stupidly wash her pink sexy G-string. Damn!!

yet non of ur combinations has beat mine.....the auto and finisher of badest food combination......soaking garri ith ogogoro(dry gin)

are you a bachelor? Do you cook or you take routine to mama put?

[quote author=Beautful.B]Am just catching cold dats all...


Odikwa very risky [/quote]then call mmy attention.....

What do you think about Nigerian Police. Are they helping matters by protecting properties and lives or promoting corruption?