ignis: Wat?

na so I see am tho

martha: Hmmm

yu're speechless ba? Yu shud be, I was too

corruptst: I really pity d gal dating ds op. No 'common sense' of humour

dude pls, wait until it happen to yu make I hear werrin u go do.

Na person like yu dey blow gf head wit AK-49 for lukin anoda guy side for molue. Nansense!!

rman: @Op,
She has been bleeped thoroughly and completely enjoyed it. Sorry

I thought as much!

The biacth!

coolsegun2002: Oga Where's ur sense of humor....she's just sharing our stupid nolly wood translations can be....its funny actually nd at the same time un censored that the wordd f*ck was used on tv where kids are watcing....just laff it off.....it doesn't mean she want to f**k u...

you think so? Oh, well

And we have not had sex recently, I'm confused!

Did she cheat on me? What is this?!

Pastor Aji: U dis homo.... . . Well I dont wanna talk now and my OGA @ the top will say another.........


But wait I don't hate u..... . BUT I BLEEPING HATE UR INTIMATE ORIENTATION

LOL ... Bringing in tribal insult to score some cheap points? Puhlease! Fail, on an EPIC scale.

Buzzonix:
Wtf?? I'm not the op.

no mind the clown

Akposy:

Who get dat prick 4 d first pics

u no read the post? E even include profession sef, nt just name

Dondave11: Cut the crap and stop the pretence. You created that moniker after posting that Piece of Shyt u call Post.

unlike you I'm a real nigga, if I created that moniker I would acknowledge it. So pls take your whiny a55 outta here!

#GoandDie

Dondave11:
lols.. 0P, So u created this moniker just to post this Rubbish. I pity ur Life. U need Deliverance..

Cretin.

you need that more than I do nigga, just see how hate has deluded you. I'm in no way related with that poster. You didn't think no enlightened persons are on NL, did you? Well sorry to burst your bubble dawg, alot of enlightened individuals are on NL, just as alot of intellectually lacking persons like yourself are.

shizzle11:
The op is a deluded clown.

Don't expect him to get turned on even after seeing such a sumptuous hips and backside just imagine what the dolt classified as achievement.

He is gay, just trying to mask it

violating my space, pls mind ur bizness.

Buzzonix: It's good you came out to face your fears/crush, such an experience can bring the psychological feel of freedom. I just hope NL homophobes won't devour you.

They are toothless dogs that can only bark.

The sad thing is they wouldn't just admit it but like myself, most of them are bisexual, buh hate that they they are attracted to same sex and thus the hate they project to gay peeps.

lyfe:

I wouldn't even count that as achievement to start with, you know you ain't normal. Tell me how you feel after seeing the pix below.

appreciating beauty has nothing to do with sexuality, but you wouldn't know that.

Dondave11: You need Deliverance..

you need enlightenment

lyfe: Yuck not waiting for update

must you comment? Mtssww, out with your holier than thou attitude, hideous clown!

I still had his number, so once in a while, usually in festive periods, I call or text him so it wouldn't seem like I cared, although I did care.

When I got my first smartphone, signed up with Whatsapp and saw that he was using it I was elated, I thought 'this might just be the answer to my predicament', unrepentant as I was.

We've been chatting ever since, and until a couple of days ago, never had any discussion even remotely related to sex, or sexuality.


*********************************************

Last week our conversation steered towards the private and overly personal, and I didn't realise when I began telling this dude about my watching p0rn and ma5turbat1ng. And then I was about coming out to him when I restrained myself, but he must have sensed it, because he kept on pressuring me to be out with it, for days to come I tried to steer our discussions away from the topic of what I was hiding, but the mofo was unrelenting, until I stylishly came out to him, saying and denying, and reluctantly comfirming. And when I was done telling him I asked if he hates me now that he knows, he said no, but he'd like to know who I have a crush on, he knows it isn't him, I told him it is, he said he wouldn't believe it so I let him be.

After about 24hrs I tried to make him see that I mean what I said, I reminded him of all the things I did for him, the calls, the text, the constant visits and the nervous giggles. The unnecessary eye contact in school, I must have struck a nerve, because he immediately asked that I stop telling him about all this, tha he is straight and these stuffs disgust him.

It surprises me how I didn't hurt, but instead just apologised for causing him whatever discomfort I might have, and thanked him for listening to my confession. I guess I was grateful he didn't start a drama.

I wanted to cry my eyes out afterwards, possibly because of all the memories that came rushing back to me, and would have cried, had my Dad not called just then


#####so, that's it. I think, my greatest achievement of the year 2013 is COMING OUT TO MY LONGEST ENDURING CRUSH, AND OVERCOMING THE CRUSH IN THE PROCESS!#####



***I feel FREE! ***

I don't know why I feel this way, or even why I'm writing this.

If you've ever had a crush on someone in your life you may understand, otherwise better you pass because you will never understand.

It is awful enough to have a straight crush, and not be able to face your crush and be out with it, how more awful if your crush is a man, like yourself!

***Alert***
##this this is as gay as can be, so if you're apathetic to stuffs like this twerk out!##

*********************************************

So I've had a crush on this dude for 7years going, that is until 2days ago when I came out to him, and accepted his rejection with dignity.

*****

We first met in the senior secondary school I was placed in after Junior School cert exams, he was not exactly strikingly handsome, he is someone you can classify as 'just there', so I still can't see the justification for my crush.

I remember going 'love insane', like a teenage girl struggling with her first crush, only worse, considering I'm a teenage boy struggling to accept an alien emotion, or drown in my foolishness.
I got his number and bombarded his cell with pointless calls, I was using my mum's cellphone to do this as I didn't have mine then.
I'd leave my class and go to his, and refuse to leave even when we have a teacher in mine, just so I'll be around him. Then suddenly he was transferred in year 2, and I tried to keep in touch but he never seemed to take me serious, and finally after a year of trying in vain I gave up and moved on.

########

Two years later we met again, this time around online, I observed he seemed different from the guy I used to know back in school. He seemed flirty
now, or so I thought, and the fire within me which until then had reduced to embers rekindled, I resumed trying to get his attention, but try as I did I couldn't, so after a year I gave up trying and just embraced his excuse for friendship, which I didn't take seriously, and I never planned to come out to him!

Tah

Chimajii you're EXPOSED, no amount of verbosity will change that fact, so swerve!

mazizi tonene:
Why evulz na

the f00l can't seem to even feign decorum, he has the nerves to call me gay wen never in my online history have I been caught redhanded collecting nude pics of 'MEN', celebrity or not!

chimajii: A Former JUMPOFF is Angry and allegedlly leaked some Pics of Deitrick Haddon from the preachers of Los Angeles....

Click Here to view pic>>>>


http://25.media.tumblr.com/a67491c1a6b6b28eba032d077123b0f8/tumblr_mutktkMBaH1rtw4cvo3_1280.jpg



S/N: ladies Don't Get Wet!!!

chimajii: HERE IS STEPH JONES!.. D NAME SOUNDS STRANGE,RIGHT??...AII....hE WAS ONE TIME BOYFRIEND OF JORDIN SPARKS!
http://1.bp..com/-CkuJWU_W0GQ/TbdBPpC0rSI/AAAAAAAAJf8/CKmpLNbhz84/s280/stephuncensored2.jpg

chimajii: LADIES!! THOSE OF Y'ALL WHO ARE INTO REALITY SHOWS....HE IS HERE...RICH DOLLAZ FROM LOVE & HIP HOP....

http://mommysdirtylittlesecret.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_mj9802DOOd1r8ekbfo2_1280.jpg

chimajii: The Game' Star 'HOSEA CHANCHEZ'!!
http://i.imgur.com/bJQi0.jpg

chimajii: WELL...ROCK STARZ are not left behind...Here are pics of TRAVIS BARKER!!
http://4.bp..com/-cV-anedpm1c/Txbkk_9JANI/AAAAAAAAC8k/NlmuuzXmIF4/s280/untitled.bmp

it won't hurt to come out the closet dude

chimajii:

^lol... U be serious Faggo.t! Hehehhe......U shud be shot On sight....See man whey dey drink panadol for anoda nigga headache...Homo! Go and do what u Knw best which is riding Dics! Otele! Namah!!

what won't I see in this life!


see person wey dey collect pictures of nak.ed male celebrities like precious artifacts na him dey call anoda person fa.ggot

Wonders they say shall never cease!!!

chimajii:

^ manch..Kai! U're highly Mouthed.......Seee Mouth eh.....Jay Z mouth dey learn work for Where U dey...

Shut up, gay cow!
Post a pic and find somewhere sitdon make sensibile individuals do the analysis, or better still get ur lowlife arse outta this thread!

Jensen_elizz: ukwu









Na ona sabi
Seun wey d color wey I order

SMH @ some newbies

sleek_p: But how will they fund it past 2015 when Nigeria dissolves?

if you could only research you'll realise that Kano state can sustain itself with taxes& agriculture
so one Nigeria doesn't mean squat to us, although it will be amusing to frustrate your likes as once your ancestors were frustrated

Nigeria will remain ONE well past 2150, watch and see

Now as to that eeiediot requesting for PDF file from a Nairalander for a news article by SR, I'll ask that you direct your request to the right quater and stop displaying your idiocy here

manny4life:

Irrespective of the election fraud and its resulted failure, it doesn't negate the fact that this picture is simple fake.

1. The one you posted, mini squares on both sides are BLACK, while the one posted by OP is white.

2. The ones you posted has a heading showing the state, city, registration area , time printed and what not... while the one posted by OP contains nothing of that nature.

3. Looking at the images, the difference is CLEAR. The one OP posted shows blurry background meaning that the image was tampered with as opposed to a High Resolution pic. The font and sizes are really off, I mean, that image was seriously ALTERED...

No further comments.

you've made some very valid points, thank you.

Psychedelia:

Mr. Autistic-Teenager-Trapped-In-An-80-Year-Old-Man's-Body... You would do us all a world of good if you saved your meaningless, verbose ramblings and posted the PDF I asked of you.

You are so shameless and desperate you even resorted to stalking my posts (a guy you don't even know) just because you had your throbbing ass handed to you?
So, in addition to being "dumb", are you also "ragingly gay"?

For the last time, stop derailing the thread and stick to the topic.

Only an immature, half educated Nigerian will type wat u typed! Smh!

Psychedelia:

Predictable dumb tactic known to be employed by a man who gets cornered on his baseless lies.
https://www.nairaland.com/culture - Visit that section and drop your proverbs if you're out of comebacks to support yourself and your posse of desperadoes at SR after getting exposed.

It's a simple task I asked of you, but it's a shame to see you've quickly switched to "Pete Edochie" now that the chips are down

Oh, and did you just quote my post from 2 weeks back? Errr... It's exactly no secret I'm 24. It's on my Diary too, since you're that desperate.

But sorry to disappoint you, childishness is only a state of mind; and even with all your age, you sir, have proven today that you have nothing else to offer after being taken to task to prove your empty lies.

What a wimp.

Boi, go and sit down pls, dis show of childishness and lack of good home training is getting nauseating!