₦airaland Forum

Dancebreaker:
Ok. Make NPF kukuma dey use regular shagari cap or fila or red cap in the East.

press9jatv:
how will he wear it then? You funny no be small

LeeSmart:
T. Disu, Nigerians will surely love this new IGP. man is so friendly, my first encounter with him was in 2019, baba took his time and came for my daughter's naming ceremony.

press9jatv:
JUST IN:

Oyetola Receives Newly Appointed IGP Tunji Disu in Abuja

The Honourable Minister of Marine and Blue Economy, His Excellency Dr. Adegboyega Oyetola, CON, on Thursday received the newly appointed Inspector-General of Police, Tunji Disu, during a courtesy visit in Abuja.

NotOfThisWorld:
With butterfly pasta + shrimps

eejo:
let your message be clear

Psalmistproject:
Even if devil possess you overnight, you no go fit run me this kine thing I swear.
This is why naturally a man must learn to have his room alone where he sleeps and thinks. Anyone that enters must have a good reason to enter.
I believe this happened while he was asleep

TheTundeMuniru:
Hi Nairalanders.
I purchased a fairly used Huawei phone, wiped it, installed WhatsApp and I logged in my details.

I bought the phone purposefully because of WhatsApp and Telegram. To my greatest shock, I was logged out of WhatsApp when on live chat with one of my clients.
On the App, I requested for a Review, the Account was restored but only to be blocked again 2 days later.

I was so devastated thinking it was a direct WhatsApp ban for violating their terms. To my greatest surprise, my phone number have been blocked from using WhatsApp on any phone at all. I sent several messages to the WhatsApp Support , but the problem persists.

After making many efforts with little result to back my efforts. I got another line which I slotted in the same Huawei phone, only for the new line to be blocked from using WhatsApp.

The whole thing got me frustrated and I remembered Nairalanders are brilliant.

My people, please help me.

Originalsly:
This is a very good idea...but you have to take precautions. I suggest you not ask a person traveling alone ...but look for a family ..someone travelling with children and some load. It is less likely for the person to take your car and maybe kill you.... childr n will bear witness. It will cost you fuel ...and good food to feed them everybody ...which will be less than your budget. You can pay someone ...and that person can off you and take th car. If not ...play for someone you know and trust to g t to Abuja and drive you back home.it is safer you pay that person...than one you don't know

Sonnobax15:

Funny but that's the truth.


Recently,a female neighbor of mine came to me to advise her on how to go about cuz her boyfriend just got some cash and has done everything for both of them to Japa to Belgium.

She's an Igbo girl from Ebonyi state. While her boyfriend is an urhobo and even hails from my village.

Everything she showed and told me were so glaring to be so untrue. I warned her ,of the danger she was about to face but from the look on her face,I could feel the joy that was already written. Na so I just lock up and mind my business.. but deep down on the inside of me,I said to myself,--"This one don already make up her mind to be bush meat"

The next thing I saw,was that she had already rented her room out,to another person and had already been paid by the new tenant,cuz her rentage was still ongoing. All of these happened without the knowledge of the landlady.

Like this,as I'm typing this, this girl is stuck right here. It seemed everything was all fallacy and the travel agent scammed the both of them. House rent she don chop. . New tenant has even moved in ,and she's still here.

Tho I wanted to confront her to ask what later happened to her Japa plan,but my banny said I shouldn't .

Not that I'm mocking her,but from what she told me,they spent over 15m naira on preparing their papers alone. Omoh, wetin dey worry we Nigerians. How can someone have that kind amount of money and still be thinking of travelling abroad without being sure of what it's gonna be like over there for him/her?

Op,the truth is very obvious and even me typing this wouldn't mind going on board should a free bus of Japa be parked in front of my house.

Kanwulia:
Amen!!! I am doing my part. Yes o! Our village home is well- maintained with 4 apartments and four tenants. The must comply to keeping the compound clean at ALL TIMES. We have round-the-clock caretakers living inside the compound too. We can do video calls ANYTIME to check on things.✅

My job is done. Not interested in politics or economics. Let the Nigerians living in Nigeria save themselves. The last thing I have to do is EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNTS.🍷 I can’t be paying taxes to kleptocratic lunatics.

Kanwulia:
Amen!!! I am doing my part. Yes o! Our village home is well- maintained with 4 apartments and four tenants. The must comply to keeping the compound clean at ALL TIMES. We have round-the-clock caretakers living inside the compound too. We can do video calls ANYTIME to check on things.✅

My job is done. Not interested in politics or economics. Let the Nigerians living in Nigeria save themselves. The last thing I have to do is EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNTS.🍷 I can’t be paying taxes to kleptocratic lunatics.

Kobojunkie:
Merry Christmas to all this 2025!

eejo:
100k question ends today and thanks to all those who respond to the question. Next face will be made known very soon. I understand people are struggling and am thinking how to help in my own way.

IamRichards:
But why is a graduate washing cars?
And doing menial jobs??

Brahamimo:
How do I narrate this without feeling let down?

It's really painful and sad.

Last week, I bumped into an old school mates of mine. In fact, we weren't just sch mates but coursemates.
This is someone who wouldn't attend lectures or read. He used to copy from me during exams . He was more of a nuisance to almost every of his coursemate. It wouldn't be act of exaggeration to say he was the dullest amongst us. You know these types of coursemates that are never serious, they just go about talking and disturbing everyone. The guy no get shame at all. He will beg you for money, food and everything.
During exams, he would go into the hall with chokes. He was a photocopier. You must open your scripts for him to copy, else he will keep disturbing you.
So, yesterday, we had into each other. He's married now and doing very well for himself. He is the most successful of all of us.
I'm a hussler. I do all sorts of menial jobs. So last week, he drove into a car wash stand where I work. I saw him and I was surprised. All the while, we were only seeing on Facebook. When I spotted him, he didn't know I was the one until I went to him. We hugged and exchanged pleasantries, I saw the disappointment in his face. Why would I be washing cars after sch?
Did you know that this same guy asked that we took a picture together?. We posed for the camera and one of my colleagues snapped us..
He left. And this guy began sending my pictures to other former coursemates of ours. The next week was my birthday, and this guy posted same picture on our WhatsApp platform. I was mocked. They now call me a car washer.


This has affected my self esteem and confidence. The admin of our WhatsApp platform had to delete the photo . Most of my mates called me directly to pacify and encourage me cos I was among the best students during our time.

I'm really disappointed. This guy didn't call me on my birthday, but had the guts to post a picture of me while wearing rags and washing cars at my workplace.

I am really traumatised at this moment. I'm pained. Nothing has ever hurt me like this, not even the death of my dad ever hurt me this way.

Nlfpmod mynd44

Sonnobax15:
. My dear, relax and please don't take life too serious.

BTW I have a job my dear . Nairaland is a forum to get updates,and where people while away time. Some people actually come here to catch fun,and of which I belong to their category,while others come here to get updates.

No too take life too serious..