₦airaland Forum

EXLOVER:
I will never forget my 2016 Valentine's sex, skin to skin till the next day, the next day was CA, my guys came knocking out my door, I was seriously having sex. She left around 5pm the next day, I was so exhausted, my body was filled with excitement but my spirit was full of regret. 2weeks later she came to my house, no smile at all, I kissed her but she didn't reciprocate, that was how she told me man i missed my period, I was so down, I told her let's have the baby, but she said she's a chorister, she can't do that, I told her don't worry you will go and stay with my grandma at the village, she said god forbid (fine girl like her) I gave her my last 10k for her to do whatever she wants.



The after effect of everything, I can't say it here.

....come on bro...let it out..we're all learning...you might save a soul

Kingosytex:
This girl and Dangote are just accusing and counter-accusing themselves.

We are following...

....and counter following

Esseite:
Its called see-finish... The 9th senate is just a waste of time and space.

...you forgot to add "resources " that's the most painful part

Driedfish:
Meow meow..


Not sure if I’m impressed or not....




Truth be told, the Government don’t really care about teachers...

Please parents, rebuke and advice any of your kids that want to be a Nigerian teacher in the future...

....So in that case...who will now be the teacher(s) of your born and unborn children?...think about it...

Nairalandian:
Strong head people will still use it

....like you abi?

Like you abi?

Wuuworld:
Do you know that....


1. Crocodile are the biggest reptiles on Earth.

2. There are about 23 different species of crocodile that live on the planet earth.

3. Ever heard of crocodile tears?... Yes, they have glands that can produce tears.

4. Crocodile actually don't chew their food.

5. They carry their hatching in their mouth.



Now you know.

....tell us what else don't we know?

festacman:
I am not saying that there is no corruption involved in the scheme but anybody who believes OP's tale by moonlight needs to go back to kindergarten.

Let's face it. Each local government is entitled to put forward 1000 beneficiaries. Out of this 1000, a fixed percentage is allocated to State Governor and the legislators for their loyals in their constituencies. So what is available to others to share is less than 1000 slots already.

Moreover, in a governorship election year in Ondo State, there is no way only 8 persons will benefit out of 1000 slots.

Moreover, which Kabiyesi would be careless to talk freely about this kind of implicating stuff in presence of stranger.

OP should try harder next time!

....probably you work for the Oba or something....what's your own cut of the embezzled money to be?

Awe inspiring...Our God is indeed marvelous!!!

Itel...hmmmm dat phone tho...lemme keep kwueit

Florblu:
The government has failed us and it's no longer a news. But criticising their decision when you have no better idea than what they've done is silly.

If the lockdown was extended beyond the one given,you all will wail and start drinking sniper because you will lose your job and money. Now the lockdown will be relaxed, you're here criticising them again.

Before we were briefed yesterday, no one could predict what our faith was. That is to show we are as confused as they are.


I'm not a fan of this administration though

.....Then what's your point exactly and on whose side are you on?

Hmmmm its well...my condolences to the families involved.

OloshoMan:
Premier league should do the same. Liverpool should not win this for the sake of humanity

....lol...Bros u wan cause third world war

Liliantalks:
hmmm u can’t Shame me with the rubs business talk! I wish I could be one but I sincerely don’t hv the balls to

...u don't have to be...all dat glitters is not gold...consider the end afterwards. Count your blessings, go out, mix with good friends n probably you will meet the one mearnt for you.

Gracealone:
You got it wrong.
Yar'adua was brain dead and vegetative for a long time. That was why they flew him out, but was brought home upon being clinically dead.

.....Lol...funny you.....dem sae lie dae sweet when you mix it up with grammar...wedon Sir

God have mercy on us all.... In as much as I condemn the innocent killing of people by the police.... I don't also justify the reprisal attack by the people.... Its well.

Nice one....once the three fold cord is maintained... Congratulations to them...many more years coming.

May God Almighty help us with a way to curb this disastrous pestilences...my hearts goes to those who survives day to day from the meagre things they sell.

Chuukwudi:
Let them sell it ₦30 please.

....Lol....will that solve all your problems

Chosen1984:
The Federal Government of Nigeria should work with the GENUIE Servants of GOD in Nigeria in these times..

Nigeria is Blessed with Genuine Servants of GOD..

Nothing should be done in Isolation of GOD. It will be a Waste..

The State Governments should also do the same thing.. instead of Locking up the Churches , the GENUIE Servants of GOD Should majorly carried along!

His Excellency, Sanwolu should take note!

So we don't continue pouring water in a Basket

.....Tithes and offering collector spotted....why do u people value monetary gain over human life. Didn't ur Bible say "be obedient to superior authorities"..... So u are still of the opinion dat people gather in large masses knowing full well dat the said virus could sporadically spread through such means... When Jesus was on earth no sickness or pestilences was bigger than him....He cured thousands of them. How many of the corona victims have you and your so-called men of god attempted to heal? I guess u all are afraid....knowing fully well dat u all are misleading people under the guise of religion. You all will definitely give an account for this.

Nigeria my country... What's the way forward... The way one person or group of persons divert money belonging to the masses dat will feed them and their generations for over 300 hundred years and there will still be leftovers still baffles me. Sometimes they have to try n make some little impact on the lives of people n humanity at large.... So dat when they are long gone they will be remembered for good. When people like Yar'adura is mentioned what comes to our mind... His legacy lives on after he is long gone. It doesn't matter how long one lives but just a little impact will do.

rottennaija:
And how about the millions or billions of people worldwide? Are their lives not worth it? Is only your brothers you think of... JWs with their racist or tribalistic world view. No wonder a common person is better than you guys.

...When I say brothers I did not single out any religion...Extensively speaking we are created by the same God and hence we are brothers. But all the same you are entitled to your opinion.

Iyiataata92:
You've been masturbating at an average of 2 times a day for 8 years. Average in the sense that anyday you miss your session, you go on 4 times the next day to cover the missed count.
If that's true bro, then you need to apologise to your Jon Thomas for 8 rough years misappropriation and maladministration.
That dick won't be proud of you as the owner

......Is dat ur own piece of advice?

And who are u dat is talking.....are u an alien?

May Jehovah see us and our loved ones through..... Our hearts are with our brothers all over the world.

BloomMier:
I laugh at Nairalander atheists.. Who will they pray to now?

......must u make comedy out of everything?

NeedAdvice00:
Another thing is that she lies a lot. That girl fit lie for Africa.


Simple simple big lies. Ah. Na master she be.

I just dey feel sey she no deserve me gan self.

Modified: this girl is not open in any way. And she can lie for Africa. Telling myself the Truth? She no deserve hug talkless of any expensive thing.

....Then do the needful and stop dist

OkoAmarashy:
God would punish Perpetual Nkwocha in this life.

If Perpetual reincarnates, God would punish her again.

........Haba Wetin she do u na?....abi u ask her for kpekus and she declined?

But come to think of it........maybe abacha foresaw recession n decided to save the money for the rainy days.....so let's not blame him entirely..... Is someone with me

Beremx:
America una mumu o!

Why not just get account numbers of Nigerians and share the money? What's so difficult in that?

....seconded by me.....just imagine dat possibility

drizslim:
Someone said if doors were to be in sambisa , jehovah's witness go locate chibok girls

......one clown sighted....

Wish him the best in all his endeavors