₦airaland Forum

MickzyDonald:
The only differences are civil servant has civil, why public servant has public
Note::--they are both servants

Notasaints:
it's such a pity and his mother agree ooo

Newguyhere:
make I go sew native cloths sharp sharp
I don't want any bastard branding me as a yahoo boy because I wear designer
This 2020 go hot!
Make everybody brace up.
Tons of arrest this year
In Jesus name I wont be a statistic.

#saynotofraud
#worklegit

josh123:
So this is why vagina Daniel's mother pushed her to marry that man bec of money. I know her father will not agree to this union. Soft flesh make young guys suppose dey enjoy na im one old man come dey flex mteeeeew. Make I continue my hustle I know say one day he go better, me self go soon dey fucck all type of fresh babes from all works of life. Money first

perez100:
Some Nigerians are celebrating evil - APC will mess this country up big time because the evil people are supporting today will become a way of life in future and it will be extremely difficult to redeem Nigeria . They removed Ihedioha just like that and replaced him with a man that came 4th.

However, never joke with Father Mbaka. The prophecy was actually revealed to him. Nobody bribed him. God only revealed to Mbaka what was going to happen to Ihedioha. It might be good or bad. But Ihedioha didn't pray against the prophecy. If had prayed against it, many people would have said Father Mbaka is a false Prophet. So, believe it or not, nobody bribed Mbaka. He said what he saw and what he said came to pass.

nairalee:
The BIG question begging answer is if ALL the votes from the 388 Polling Units that were wrongly excluded ONLY belongs to Uzodinma.

LOGOBELT:
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gadgetsngs:
Lies, rccg dont distibute handkerchiefs, u come with urs and it will b blessed generally

Nutase:
Useless show. The winner is not selected based on talent but vote rigging.

Jahtell won in my heart.

NwaAmaikpe:


Such a wonderfully made dress yet she looks horrible.
More like a well dressed muscular embalmed corpse.

I just lost my erection after seeing this.

manitoba:
This is a girl from a Godly family, no room for rotten mango. Congrats Ugochi her mother's pet. I have always known she will bring glory to the Ihezue Family.

Evaberry:
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Everything In the universe is dangerous.

Everything also causes cancer


All these are just stories, I will do it and it will be done to me.
You must be as wicked as ur p***y


I personally cannot date a guy who won't go down on me, how else do you want me to cum? or you think your thrusting and ramming is enough to do the work.


If you won't do it, someone else will!

An2elect2:
Beautiful couple ignorant of the true God

Kraspo:
I remember back in 2015 in Kano state. I met an Akwa Ibom girl in the office where I was working while I was waiting for NYSC. She was a co-worker and along the line we started having casual sex even when I knew she was having a bohfriend. For some unknown reasons, this girl hated condoms and each time I brought it out she would frown and complain that I am indirectly calling her a slut. But one way or the other, I will still find my way and enter the place with my condom.

One fateful evening we were together on the bed and about to have sex, I checked my drawer and realised there was no condom. Gosh! I was already having a strong erection, she noticed there was no condom and she immediately started caressing my groin and put it in her mouth. She begged me to make love to her like that. That she wanted to feel the real me. I couldn't hold my groin that was already craving an orgasm. I fell for it and indeed the sex was mind-blowing.

Fast forward to 3 weeks later, I started noticing changes in my body. I was losing appetite and weight. My groin started iching me somehow and I was having bowel issues. Gosh! I was terrified. I googled symptoms of HIV and funny enough it appeared that some of the symptoms were already manifesting.

The next day, I went for ARV screening and thankfully the test was negative. I ended the affair immediately and promised God never to have sex again till marriage. I had been celibate ever since 2015 not until last month when I met one beautiful girl in Asaba. God forgive me!

dlondonbadboy:
They should have killed her..it would have made more sense..

People like this woman collected #2000 to vote for obaseki. People like this woman would not want to hear anything BIAFRA..

#NigeriaKillThemAll

Lordave:
Why are those ladies smiling? Or they wishing they're the ones with the tumor?

hedonistic:
Stupid story. So how was he able to keep his dick up throughout the encounter?

Funjosh:
Where did we lost it

ubongoton:
but to me all this scenes are rubbbish and fighting toward nothing,. The fact is that, the nigerian government are trying for the south east at all, they deserved to do this,.that all the the picture here ,they all looks like villages and i dont even know what say again,,,look at aba that suppose to be developed to new york level but its just the same as my grandmum village in okobo,
Sha, our thought in akwa ibom are with you,,,#play_save#

drunkcow:
When i tot i hv seen it all in naija.Tin lik dis wan mak me leave nigeria go my country(ondo state)

SIRmanjar:
Wot is his tribe please? Why always ibos?

Anfieldboss:
One thing I love about Yvonne is her boobs. They are lovely and big. She is also got fine straight legs and a cute backside. Her only downside is her masculine voice but she is beautiful by the way. I love you Yvonne,you're one of my celeb crushes.

Dongreat:
They really don't have to explain. It's no secret that the Nigerian youth is the most senile, not ambitious, scared, lack priority, lack balls and biggest coward to have ever existed. Why explain when the worst they can do is go on twitter, Facebook, Nairaland and curse (empty curses). We where here when the hungry crowds were fighting for police job knowing that the biggest cake (CBN) has been reserved for their (politicians) children. We where here when FRSC lobbed in cousins and nephews of the elicits, and also here when a country whose citizens of about 65% live below $1, yet $45mil cash (15 billion Naira) was discovered in an empty building without a owner.
No please, don't need explain. Rape us as much as you can because we not get sense and truly deserve to suffer. I will either blame my Afonja neighbor, my IBO business partner or my Hausa contractor.

sunshineV:
Shit....

I'm out of Vaseline

niggas, help me ooo