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hmmm

so who exactly am i facing?

d only thing left now ehn, is for us to see fake human body parts for sale !

fluxmind:
Triple threat when you never win one? Abeg shift escape from here

dafuq? i won against nastynic
so wat dafuq u saying?
oya go chop ur 3ple threat I'm i being paid for dis sh'it?
and d 3ple threat wasn't my idea in d first place

what about my tripple treat match? what about my tripple treat match?

for those of u who commended dis boy
may u never see what will make pple hate u in jesus name!!
and for those that attacked this boy because of his colour i pray in d mighty name of jesus dat u will have albinos through out ur generation ...u think its easy to raise an albino to be fine like dis? huh? huh?? talkless of being one!!
bunch of idiots , go and create a human being urself and see
nonsense

no problem

lol ok open call out! first to accept

in that case, i call out Wendel and solo

fluxmind:
You still don't have bars to drop?

lmao, one thing bout me is, ion drop bars anyhow

knock knock!!! who is hia

Mikylopez:
its beautiful...... buh really doesn't look like a kitchen

it looks totally like a kitchen to me dats what we call excellent quality, or if u had d kinda money he has,won't ur kitchen have a bed and a bar in it?

sinaj:
Hu-Ha? na u sabi

see you sha , huha is d reigning thing now o

lmao flux....well u try sha.....

fluxmind:
Which one is reserve bars in recession? Abeg, who FFR don epp, hands up? People post either when they feel like, if it's worth sharing, or a dozen other reasons off the top of my head. You go like take chilled Orijin, juice & vodka, chill out yo. recession bars my ąss. I write a lot but perfectionism is my flaw, if not I'd be posting more often. That said, where are your flows Fab?

lmao..hmmm u suggest we brawl?

fluxmind:
Wey your own? Idiot

so una don dey reserve bars now ba? recession no go kill naija in jesus name

since this is flow for rank, let's drop some flows na

fluxmind:
Ask about me... Newbie

lol @ newbie, i may be new to NL buh F*ck u bro iv been doing textcee for 4yrs now

fluxmind:
No need na, calm down bro. They dude ain't even battle worthy. Go for Zach or Paayne

[quote author=fluxmind post=53535311]"they"dude huh, u already look like a punching bag bro....

lol @ posted some crap, my verse has been there for hw long?

JoeWendell:
fabbsDcrayvet vs nastynic


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 6bars

- Deadline is 8pm, tuesday 7th February 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

pls how do i cheque in?

nastynic:
check

JoeWendell:
fabbsDcrayvet vs nastynic


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 6bars

- Deadline is 8pm, tuesday 7th February 2017

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

keys....nasty means dirty,humorous bones is @ d thighs,celebs are stars,wen a shooting star is seen people make wishes.....metal mark is a type of butterfly....d rest are easy....
#murder
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yo! aint bringing bars here instead i've BROUGHT COFFIN/ for this DUMB URCHIN/ entered his room,he flees nd takes a thread as a hiding place? now I've got d CUN'T DROPPING/he made a great 'sacrifice' to face me,but d shells and chromes blasts,now he looks like a BURNT OFFERING!!/

lethal arms pops as my chromes and shells blasts dis piq/
and wen blast cools,ya'll see dirt<death> all over, reason he's called nasty'nic/

he too broke he only affords cheap shots/
my guns to his leg,took shots @ his 'humorous' bone....so it'll luk like funny pictures!!/

stormed his crib,d blades slits first/
den arms to his head, asked him for last words nd he was like "eM eM eM" like he just got paid interest!/<MMM>

ion harbour bitches buh my DAWGS ARE MANY/(dogs)
Plus my GUN BARS HEAVY/ d clips are heavily stacked it DROP gays STEADY!/
just an opener'l make nic drop text! Btw! y not dropt it cuz u WACK ALREADY!!/

dis guy carry 'wackness for head' like a hawking trader/
all his lines are wack! punch? wack! plays? Wack!!
shorts aimed @ his cranium...now his head b lykin like apple's trade mark!!/
bicycle kicks got d nerd flipd/
d 9's clapd now d vets's clippd/
turnd nic a bad accountant wen he count-attacks against me and still gets whipped/(counter attacks)

ya'll see crimes's sin wen i chase gays/(crime scene)
im pow pow here i detain wacks!/
stroke a "blow to his face" it affect his dad, now dats a "striking resemblance!!/
and if his words ever get "quoted" after dis bout den its a fucking remembrance!!/

chicks tell em he's cute? dats money making gimmick!/
his ugliness is lucid! evn cobahms won't need eyes to see it!!!../
I said he is wack! to me his bars are nothing/
his wackness got 'arms' too cuz its 'touching'/
call it 'charity' cuz im giving 'arms' to d amputated urchin

lets talk about fame! his goons? they're less/
my goons? they're "celebs"/
me n my goons stormd his apartment with 30clips...burst 12 on his dad, mum nd siblings now they're only left WITH A TEEN/(18)
shots fired away den i let d shooting "stars" made him wish ITS A DREAM!!/

d blade's upon him/
ripping d dummy/
a swing to d mid section...cicatrized wit 'metal marks'...dats butterflies in his tommy!!/

Bringing strong bars, Im winning dis with lotta sleekness/
buh nic? d only time he bursts out wit energy? must be wen he drinking malta Guinness/
I slay stubborn gees/
But dis vet weak see/
Cuz wen it comes to slicing d 'bull headed' he cant "hold beef wit me"//

create thread for me amd nastynic

JoeWendell:
Ok.
Nastynic vs fabbsdcrayvet
Monday 6th february? Or Should it be pushed foward? Reply asap

6th is ok

JoeWendell:
Ok! Just so long as he accepts to battle you, fabbsDcrayVet Your call Joe or nasty, make a pick

both of them, i'll have dem in turns....

JoeWendell:
Should I fix it on subday? 8bars?
Sup soul and flux, Hope you Dawgs are getting ready?

no problem

so who am i battling first?

souloho19:
Ud be surprised.. Ur name alone is a gold mine of personals

lets get going shall we?

nastynic:
What The Bleep is that!


Without personals??

Re u writing a poem

its for ur own gud, wah can u possibly dig up as pers gainst me? huh, alryt we'll have it ur way ....

JoeWendell:
Accepted let's do 8bars.

anytime u want bro....

KidPaku:
how many bars? . .what's up ninjas? this section is beginning to get dry again.

5bars..... without pers

c/o anyone .....lemme do a welcome battle jez to show off c/o anyone .....lemme do a welcome battle jez to show off