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Politics / Re: Bassirou Faye Elected President Of Senegal,10 Days After His Release from prison by Faber(m): 5:17pm On Mar 25
Tinubu's grand pikin(The President-elect of Senegal) go dey attend AU Summit with him like dis. Congrats to him.

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Romance / Re: THE secret Redpill_ALL Your Doubts Cleared by Faber(m): 7:48pm On Mar 20
Dear Op, Come and update this thread as e dey hot, my head want blow...a very interesting thread

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bitter South African Politician Removes Transformer After Election Loss by Faber(m): 6:54pm On Mar 17
If na me, I go find way make the transformer explode while light is on and damage the household appliances of the residents, before I finally remove am

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Religion / Re: Why I Demanded Return Of Tithe From My Former Church – Abuja Man by Faber(m): 10:20am On Mar 17
Tolupage:
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The way new generation churches emphasize seed/ sowing as a means to properity is really alarming.

I'm not sure there's truly a Bible passage that support sowing seed as means to wealth.
I will start paying tithes the day they show me where Jesus paid tithes in the bible. Abi no be Jesus we dey follow again. Jesus paid tax to Ceasar, na so me go still dey pay my tax to the govt.

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Religion / Re: Why I Demanded Return Of Tithe From My Former Church – Abuja Man by Faber(m): 10:14am On Mar 17
"Fools think religion is true, the wise think it false, the rulers see it as useful" No be me talk am, na Senecca talk am

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Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: 17 Out Of 24 Banks Might Not Meet CBN Capital Requirement by Faber(m): 5:42pm On Mar 16
Nyanabo:


You missed one Stanbic IBTC. FUSGAZ
yeah, that South African bank dey try
Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: 17 Out Of 24 Banks Might Not Meet CBN Capital Requirement by Faber(m): 4:22pm On Mar 16
gentility411:



Na wa oooo,u no even.mention union bank. U no even respect dat bank at all
wetin be Union Bank? What type of animal is that?

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Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: 17 Out Of 24 Banks Might Not Meet CBN Capital Requirement by Faber(m): 2:56pm On Mar 16
If you bank is not among FUGAZ,(FBN, UBA, GT, ACCESS and ZENITH Bank) Know say your dey play ping pong with your funds, your money fit loss at any time as those smaller banks go begin find ways and means to raise the new capital base. Shine ur eyes o

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Romance / Re: What's The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man by Faber(m): 12:28am On Mar 11
Bills...upon bills. If as a bro; you are entering marriage this period...chai, you don fup, a minute silence for u

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Business / Re: Bloomberg Predicts Naira Will Record Worst Performance In 25 Years In 2024 by Faber(m): 6:35am On Dec 30, 2023
I put $200 for my broker around June this year...I am very optimistic it will turn to ₦400k when ₦ falls to ₦2000/$1...e go happen by 3rd quarter next year.
Politics / Re: Rest In Peace Two Jolly Friends, Continue Your Friendship In Heaven (pics) by Faber(m): 6:14am On Dec 30, 2023
I hear you say heaven.... grin grin

Nigerian pastors never make heaven e come be Nigerian Politicians...if at all there's a place called heaven.

Our problem in this country na "P people"
Politicians
Pastors
Police
Prostitutes
Power outage (NEPA people) shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Rotimi Akeredolu, Other Governors Who Died In Office by Faber(m): 12:23pm On Dec 27, 2023
Nawa o

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Celebrities / Re: Blord Gives Out 1,200 Bags Of Rice And 4 Cows To His Village For Christmas by Faber(m): 6:28am On Dec 26, 2023
They like blowing things out of proportion...do you know how much is 1,200 bags of rice. Then to be accompanied by only 4 cows...

1,200 people go chop 4 cows grin grin..

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Music/Radio / Re: America-based Singer Lisa Yaro Brings Energetic Performance To Stage by Faber(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2023
All join, money must be made

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Politics / Re: T hisGlobe.com edo and Delta State are Not Igboland by Faber(m): 4:59am On Dec 09, 2023
yommen:


No talk so oo. Man u might actually beat Bayern because Bayern has qualified and will definitely not put all their strength in the game. Bayern might only get a draw to protect unbeaten record but will not necessarily win cos they don't need the match.

Tuchel personal hate Manchester teams. He will direct his boys to do as much damage as possible to Man United. And Kane will likely score on his first return to England in club football. Bayern played a goaless draw with Copenhagen...so it will be a scoring spree.

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Politics / Re: T hisGlobe.com edo and Delta State are Not Igboland by Faber(m): 4:43am On Dec 09, 2023
The poster above me is making noise cos he is a United fan...I no blame him...na England I blamed that scattered Chelsea FC by sending away it's owner...

As for Pochettino, his days are numbered...


If Manchester United ever beat Bayern Munich, I will leave Nairaland...what will happen in Old Trafford is just rain of goals on Man United grin grin
Religion / Re: Is Your Tithe Working For You In This Tinubu Regime? by Faber(m): 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2023
OkCornel:
Dear Tithers,

Over to you. Is your tithe still working for you?

I no dey pay tithe...tithe na scam. Ever since I come across Bible passage that said : " chop ur tithe yourself, use am buy whatever you want even alcohol"

Na so I stopped paying tithe...I dey chop my tithe...I dey use am play sure 2 odds on Oliver's VVIP on Telegram

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Education / Re: Here Is How To Say You're Broke by Faber(m): 11:28am On Jul 23, 2023
Covid:
Let me be your English teacher in this era of Shege Banza. Here are different ways to say you're broke:

1. I’m running a little low on funds
2. I’m feeling the pinch at the moment
3. I’m temporarily in the red
4. I’m nearly running on empty
5. My resources are a little depleted
6. My bank balance is a little bit strained
7. My finances are a little strained at the moment
8. I’m a little cleaned out at the moment

Hope this helps 👍

Very simple and short...

Ano m na nleka
Etigo m
Ara m adago
🤣🤣

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Phones / Re: What’s Your Charger Type By Numbers? by Faber(m): 11:19am On Jul 23, 2023
NoahHadNoArk:

So na your eyeglass u use make comment abi

I carry IconicR day break for 500 naira...so na her phone I take log in to nairaland...that's why she no dey online. I no bleep her sha, cos as she comot pant yesterday night, omo na so rotten fish odour come full my house...he pussy odour nearly choke me to death. But my God no dey sleep 😡

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Business / Re: What Lucrative Business Can Someone Do In This Hard Time? by Faber(m): 10:39am On Jul 23, 2023
Use 400k buy crypto keep or save the 400k in USD...

By this time next year $1= #1500...
Phones / Re: What’s Your Charger Type By Numbers? by Faber(m): 10:31am On Jul 23, 2023
My own charger no dey there na small Pin

I don sell my iphone and Android phone take chop😎

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Politics / Re: APC To Atiku Abubakar - No Plot To Undermine Judiciary by Faber(m): 10:02am On Jul 23, 2023
Anything they denied is true...

When we raised alarm last month that fuel will hit 700, they denied it.... infact them plenty...

Anything they deny is 100% true

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, APC Plotting To Threaten Election Tribunal Judges With Arrest – Atiku by Faber(m): 9:55am On Jul 23, 2023
Mark my words the Guinean drug lord will leave no stone unturned in making sure he burn this country than to leave power..

He knows this is not his country, just like the Bigot from Zinder State, Niger Republic...that handed over to him. Two of them are foreigners...and are on a mission to destroy this country...

But God no go shame us....

UPDATE:
Singapore is the country with the strongest passport in the World right now. And Nigeria have a visa free access to Singapore...enter Singapore, asap...before e cast

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Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki's Convoy Trapped In A Flooded Road In Edo State (Pictures) by Faber(m): 3:58am On Jul 23, 2023
Shame no dey catch these people walahi

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Family / Re: Things They Will Not Tell You About Marriage.. by Faber(m): 1:58pm On Jul 22, 2023
When married so think they have arrived at their destination...but they don't know the journey just began...

Journey of suffering, sorrows, emotional torture... especially for broke men.
Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Says She'd Rather End The Relationship Than Leave Her Male Bestie by Faber(m): 11:34am On Jul 22, 2023
Una get time o

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