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Thieves regrouping to continue ripping the country...

Welcome to Jagaban floating economy...in this economy
You fit buy fuel 550 in the evening and wake up the price go become 700.

You fit carry olosho with 5k and wake up in the morning the olosho go tell you say na 6k you go give her that tfare to where she come from don change this morning as fuel don change

You fit buy bread 1k and come back after 3 hrs the price go become 1500...

Jagaban floating economy
Floating naira
Floating fuel
Floating transport fare
Floating settlement for police on highways
Floating house rent...

Thunder fire all Jagaban must rule crew...both here and all over the world

unadeymadkwa:
Same way bazooka dey kill na so pistol dey kill. It's how you use your rod that matters.

Tell am, if he fit hear

Buhari just dey laugh where he dey...

Curious346:
There is a silent wave of jubilation within the camp of the waziri Adamawa.

Following strong indications that the judiciary is poised to act boldly and independently, and coupled with the glaring loopholes in the presentation of INEC APC AND TINUBU lawyer at the presidential election tribunal, THE FIRST RUNNER UP ,WHO HAPPENS TO BE ATIKU, WILL INEVITABLY BE DECLARED PRESIDENT.

even a kindergarten kid knows the 2023 yakubu mamoud general election was the biggest scam of the 21st century .

Did he get 25% in the almighty FCT
Dey play...🤣🤣

Good one

Always ranting, nagging and crying... that's why Celta Virgo beat him and his team 5:0 last night

Stop wasting your time...

Nothing like rerun...go and look for work...stop hoping on Tinubu 8k, how many days you wan chop the 8k

Kenneth4u205:
TINUBU advised obi to go to COURT

Obi said and I quote "They asked us to go to court, you know I am Obidient, I will go where they asked us to go"

And he don go the courts...I told those banking on Tinubu bribing the judges to calm down as one man does not have monopoly of bribing in this country. What if some billionaires don gang up with their billions to match Tinubu bribe for bribe...fire for fire...

Jeffrey22:
If he hadn't pursued the court case y'all will say he took money from tinubu to work against atiku

Yeye poster

Another angle, they will laugh at Obidents that Obi don collect money go sleep. That they told us....Jagaban their master was the one that sponsored Obi...bla bla bla

orohbiro:
For crying out loud election is has been won and gone already why is obi frustrating Tinubu government? Why won't he embrace peace and throw in the towel, he is till young 2027 is still coming hr should humbling allow Tinubu finish is Tenure in peace and wait for his turn. As he dey fight and critizes Tinubu government na so another person go fight his own government one day. Yeye Man

We want Peter Obi now that he is young. In 2027 you guys will now come up with another talk that he is now old...🤣🤣

We won and we must reclaim our mandate, who send Tinubu go thief the mandate in the first place. So I should leave a thief to be driving my car, when I know where he parks my car.... because I am young and will be able to buy another one in the future...you dey whyne me

pquaver:
Is English ur problem... U dont understand when constitution says treat sth as if it is.... It means u assume... 36 state are state on it on legally fct is assumed to be a state u can then say 37 syates.. Because it means give fct statehood instead of assumption... Hope u get it.. It help clear ambiguity..

Ogbeni you dey beat about the bush. English na your problem. You guys like using terms when it favours you. 25% in 2/3 States and the FCT. The "and" is conjunctive. Meaning 25% in FCT is a must

IdeaCashKid:
The good Lord Jesus Christ didn't call me as a prophet. Don't wear me the prophet's garb wether true or false

I am just a humble massager of His grace.

The bolded shows you are lying. That's why, the good Lord made you fail to write the word correctly

keymatt:
For more jokes, text Helinues Agbado to 419

I don text am, currently listening 🎧 to Mr Funny jokes...the code dey work. Olodo helinues🤣🤣

pquaver:
If the Fg says we will pay the sum of 50 billion to the 36 states of federation and FCT as palliative...

Are u saying FG will give 36 states 50 billion to share among them and then give FCT abuja itself alone another 50 billion because the people there are hausa yoruba and igbo etc.. Is it that obidients don have critical reasoning or what?

Why not the FG say "we will give the 37 states of the federation 50 Billion as palliative" ...as you guys claim Abuja is just Nigeria's 37th State and has no special status🤣🤣

hmmm

All these fake prophets don come again o

Wow... absolutely wow 😲

Padipadi:
Gben oshi sohun. Come to Benin and ask of Faber. Faber ko paper ni. Bloody poor talakanaire one boxer wearing dirty boy roaming in dust. You this loud smoking, latrine sniffing, codeine drinking, rophynol sipping, meth licking, mpulumiri swallowing, burukutu sipping, igi-eni smoking piglet.
You ll stay longer in your poverty.

E dey pain you say I want employ you as a car washer in my house.

Enice:
Small pikin when dey shake palm tree think say palm tree dey shake. Him no know say na him head dey shake. You're running kitikiti katakata but you think the largest party in Africa is the one running! Funny people.

Monkey sabi climb tree, monkey sabi climb tree na because, trees dey near each other...the biggest party bla bla bla...Tinubu is a guru in politics bla bla na because of ballot box snatching, bribery and use of thugs...now Obi and LP don take you guys to the cleaners..

No be who first go Police Station dey win case...no be who first run go Aso Rock go do 8yrs as President, una don first run go Aso Rock, the looming disgrace awaiting you guys will be a global one

Padipadi:
Werey wan cry. Send me ur aza, the N8K ll favour you and your family.
Wetin my signature take concern you?
It's cos of mad patient like you that we are here. Take medicine.

You scumbag living in a bush in Ogbomosho, killed a ball python and prepared a tasteless and colourless pepper soup.

You cannot afford ordinary 10 -15k nkwobi, see how APC and Tinubu have rendered you useless, broke and miserable.

Come to Benin City and ask of Faber, I will even employ you to wash my cars and give you a good life

APC : All Progressives Confused

Obi don put pepper for APC eye...
Ask yourself why the likes of Wike, Fayose are yet to decamp to APC despite claiming to have worked for Tinubu...they know that APC and Tinubu are living on borrowed time.

APC is confused right now, first we saw a situation where ruling party dey run kitikiti katakata

Padipadi:
While trying to troll you just helped me with a pic that's useful for one of my write ups about African means of identification in the past.
So I ll say thank you to you by giving you N8K to favour you and your family in this trying times that you find yourselves.
Send me your account number so that I can save a generation.

Look at your signature and see you confirm that your brothers are mad including the owner of this forum...so you are not different. Use the 8k of APC first and save yourself from depression

Nawa o

Padipadi:
No p.
This doesn't b to be cos of ethnic supremacy.
If human can decide, I ll prefer being Yoruba cos of their richer culture.

Culture of using hammer and chisel to disfigure person face abi...😃

See pains this small pikin dey pass through, why he no go mine skull, or carry drugs like Tinubu is he grow up😃

IconicR:
Swerve please, keep whining yourself.

IyaebeTheGreat, the smelling p**sy girl giving guys herpes all over the town😎

See as your p**sy odour is choking this thread. Am outta here😷😷😷

Mankros:
Who always re-asign them? I always hear this shit whenever a new igp is appointed.

Initial garagara

God bless you...na money the idiot dey find

So that they will come settle him and he will re-assign the mobilepolicemen to them...

OredoPikin:
May his soul rest in peace

Amen

OredoPikin:
It is very clear that the supporters of APC are totally obsessed with Peter Obi
Majority of them turn on their Twitter notifications for Obi tweets
Immediately Obi tweet, no matter what they are doing (even if they are having sex😂), they will rush to quickly comment under his tweets. Majority of them even comments before the OBIdients🤣

I'm very sure many of them don't even follow Tinubu not to talk of turning notifications for his tweets😁

Same thing apply to Atiku supporters but the Agbado boys are worst.
Obi and we the OBIdients are enjoying their foolishness😄

One APC guy died yesterday at Aduwawa, he was crossing the expressway and at the same time tweeting, perhaps he was on Peter Obi's TL, na one Audi hit am he knack head for concrete demarcation on that Aduwawa to Ramat expressway....he come die.

His death pain me sha 🥲🥲

Preparation for rerun in full gear