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I'm missing Hotta now, tho Vexxy is verry good company!

i'd say wear summin warmer.

wwyd if I told you I'd make U a cuppa?

You're not talkin to me I guess. What's up with the Nairaland reunion thingy though? Lag, U.K and U.S chapters?

retailing

cereal

Ha Ha!
I wish I could eat right now!

oops, sorry,

talk to us queen! Y R U sad??

tpbm shd know I am here to help!

Its funny how I don't know what to type!

sailing

bread!

i'd say gimme your e-mail addy.

wwyd if i told you I'm happy right now

No I am. Gina whats up with you? Is it raining where you are

Nope!

its raining where tpbm is though!

mailing

bailing

Beautiful!
How are you dear

Now I know!

TPBM must be tired then.. (Unless its not latoya)

I know this doesn't concern this topic but  how have you guys been?

Uchto

its funny How Uch said heya

butter! Ha!

I'd have been so happy

wwyd if i said wats up wit cha? fill me in already!

I wish you had a million dollars too!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
More willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.

At this monent, I'm missing Vexxy. I've been waiting for her to come online for over an hour and she's still not here. Don't just stand there, do something! Somebody HELP!

What do you think he thinks she wants to know?

I'd do nothing.............

wwyd if i told you I miss you?

Now I know!

tpbm is bored!

UCH!

Its funny how money changes people!