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I remember exactly what made me start this thread eons ago!!

Iyama arosinte!!!

Who remembers Boma Erekosima at Radio Rivers 2♫♪FM Stereo♫♪ way back in the 80's and 90's,

kiwi992:
I yim bere,


Tariye - imiete, gbala buro i, i ere na piki i da gboloma ye me sin m, munju bu.

Main kara maye - i bem mine se:

I yeri so i koko nimi wu rari mine, wa mine ama me bu n koko gbosu ma owu so te ine abu ba ri. Anie me buro iruo ye? Ani buro fiye ari mine se mbo si ere ke ama sin ari? Mbo si ere ke ama sin ya, gbala gbala! Kra kra ye ani mbo dugo ari be ye - ibi o, si o - kra kra ye anie kra kra ye. Weni mgba nimi wu rari mine Bakana bu ini owu so ari te piki ini abu bari.

Mie owu so amie ye me, anie miete Bakana ene goye goye ani obu dari be ye. Jumo jumo belema me wa mine ama bu ofori.

For someone who doesn't live in 9ja , speaking your language like this, Omo, I had to sign in and give you props, It's such a pleasure to see this, but I know how you feel about your town, Just wanted to say Tamuno dein e na sime, e sime anga sime anga, Tonkiri si lan were kuma wane Dabo ngeri ani sie woriso wane piri e. Ama bio pakarie ame, wane toru fingi ta pu ane digi te ibiye ke troko da bariye. Wa ke wane amowe na ina awome na toluma bariye ane ba pakabariye toluma bariye,

goodass:
any1? 

I can help with Taribo, It is borne by the first person of a family and means literally means First person. It's my sisters' name LOL

MrCrackles:

obasanjo-FUGLY ASS MUTHAFUCKA!!
etteh-TRIBAL MARK DEFACED THIEF
babangida-FAT GREEDY BASTARD
taribo-UGLY ASS SPADE TOOTHED IDIOT
adakwu-ADA IS DEAD

BTW, This is so unfunny!

Guys help! I'm in a bind. I want to purchase a Diesel generator and I have been in a position to see the perfomance of soooo many of the big names in Nigeria e.g.  Marapco, JMG, Mikano, etc. I am not saying these are bad, but I want to buy the best. What I need is between 6-10 KVA. Guys, please help as I am confused in a major way!


I hope this topic has not been posted before as I have not been on NL for about 2 years
I remember that this the best portal for real time information so I decided to come back home to ask  _{prodigal daughter, me}

Thanks people!!! Lookin' fwd!

A company in Victoria Island is urgently seeking Accountants. This position is a growth position. The perfect candidate should be between the ages of 25-33 years and should have the following:

B.Sc Accounting with a minimum of 2nd Class Honours or HND Accounting with a minimum of lower credit.
NYSC discharge or exemption certificate.
A minimum of 2 years experience in accounting job functions like calculating and remitting VAT, WHT and PAYE to the appropriate authorities; preparation of Pay slips, assisting in preparing budgets, day to day controlling of company expenses, posting of day to day expenses using accounting software, vouching and examining books of accounts, preparation of audit planning, preparation of audited Financial statements and management reports.

ICAN or ACCA qualification as well as experience in Joint Venture Accounting will be an added advantage.

Please submit your resumes to onstreamapplications@yahoo.com

@ ishmael

Ibinabo means I come with good
ibiye means It is a good thing
ibiere means good name
Tamuno-Tonye means the will of God
Tamuno-Boma means God's blessing
Tamunoene means God's day,

Hope this has helped!

Job Title: Senior Geoscientist

Candidate Profile:
Qualifications: B.Sc (Minimum) and M.Sc (Preferred) in Geosciences
Experience: 10+ years

Job Description:
Collate, process and interpret all data from the Company’s Marginal field. Data includes seismic data, well data, test data and reports.

Correlate the wells and work with the geophysicist to tie them to seismic data, create regional, geological, (interpreted), cross sections and maps accordingly, correlate the major units across the block and identify facies changes and the likely setting for potential reservoirs, determine where potential source rocks, seals, reservoirs and traps are and map them

Perform detailed depositional setting analysis for the reservoirs in the block, perform petrophysical analysis on the wells in the block and provide petrophysical parameters for the reservoir engineer, determine oil migration and hydrodynamic history of the area and thus work out where the best oil and gas accumulations with the best oil fluid properties are likely to be found: the hydrodynamic histories are probably linked to the structural history which will also need to be looked at

Rank the prospects and determine the reserves for the purpose of identifying the most prospective drilling targets, prepare well programs and follow up with geological data gathering while drilling.

Responsibilities: Provide technically sound reports and feedback to company management on a regular basis, provide training and mentoring to junior staff

Other requirements: Fully competent in the use of geological modeling software. Should also have a basic knowledge of seismic interpretation software, experience working in an International environment to International oilfield standards. Excellent written and spoken English is also a prerequisite

Starting Date: December 2006

Duration: Fulltime, 3 month probation

Location: Lagos, Nigeria, travel to field will be required

Method of Applying: Please send your resume and application letters to geosciencerecruitment@yahoo.com within Two weeks of this publication. Subject: Senior Geoscientist. Qualified applicants will be contacted immediately.

John Legend- Ordinary People

Old Glory:
Lolol @ My2cents
If disvirgining your Anus is not enough Labor,

OUCH!

You tell me! 

tpbm is in a good mood!

Capitulate

what's going on in here?

same,

wwyd if I shot you? lol

I wish I could go home,

antique!

Hi Maki!!!!!!!!!!!

allienate

Know what?

procastinate

tenik:
fabian, u know what? my usher will never kiss beyonce or alicia keys when we start our relationship but for now he can do just that.

OK! Let us pray! *solemnly*

The Nigerian Dream is to make loads of money with little or no work,
To travel to London, Paris, Milan, Tokyo, New York anytime one wishes because of ones' hard-gotten [thru contract-marriage] *Kpali* - US or UK passport,
To have huge mansions *kabans* in VGC, V/I, Ikoyi, PH, Abuja, London, U.S, to name a few,
To be celebrated by the media all over the world for being a *BIG BOY* [a la City People Lagos/ US/UK big boy Okoro Okoro arrives Nigeria with a bang!],
To *represent*- own a Hummer, X5, BMW 7 series, etc,
To have clothes, accessories, leatherware, eye wear, etc by designer labels Gucci, Pucci, Versace, Fendi, Bvlgari, Armani, Dior, etc [most often bought with other pples' credit cards!]
To live in a home like one of those we see on MTV Cribs,
The list is endless,

tolerate

hehehehe! i tire oh!

frustrate

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EdoScribe:
If you set your ambitions for $40 for the weekend and another $40 in another 2 weeks, then you can expect to face insults. Raise your ambitions bro! The only "plasma" in my vocabulary is the plasma TV! There are Nigerians that earn $350 an hour. Dagnabbit!

Nuff said. seriously they don't know what they are missing! You guys should not take these things seriously. Na dem sabi. Dem go tire. lol!

Yes, yes, yes, I see it done all the time.

Know what?