₦airaland Forum

My secondary school, some students use to park their cars besides teachers car under tree (but it is their daddy and mummy that bought it for them).

Around 2000 to 2005

Massiveglory:
Tompolo who has been declared wanted for ages is now being heavily paid by those who declared him wanted.

Dont be suprised that simon ekpa is receiving pay from the same government looking for him.
Dont be suprised that ekpa is a tool in tge hands of the politicians in power.

Democracy has ruined our nation.

I don't know about the government but Tinubu use to pay him and some gullible Igbos send him MILLIONS of naira monthly.

Remove the money and he would have to find a real job... He is also a Nairalander and would soon start replaying people.

Franzinni:
Long overdue... The finish clown 🤡 number 78.

78 out of 96
What an embarrassment.

Can't even make top 50 most wanted.

Farfalla:
So you're seriously telling me that one needs to do a quick Google search to know that you can boil milk to kill parasites? You should have used that same Google search to learn that drinking milk has got nothing to do with Kenya's low life expectancy.

As for murdering English, you don't have a monopoly on it. Let me join you to murder English, Mr. "Am I a caff that I should be drinking milk?"

Someone who thinks that there are people in SA who live in the bush and rely only on milk for survival cannot tell me anything about ignorance. Where did you get this from anyway? Which people in SA live in the bush?

Prove that I said South Africans lived in bush and I would wire you $200 USD. If you can't, then consider taking 1 hour a day to learn how to comprehend simple English grammar. It will benefit you greatly.

I consider myself semi educated and even you are too unintelligent for me to have a normal conversation with, I rather chat with a 4 years old that I know lacks lots of knowledge but is shape to learn.

I supported this initiative but now am worried of abuse due to corruption.

It is best we recruit more police and Civil Defense.

12345baba:
Dem suppose ban military boys from using cell phone. They done turn parrots

Look at how he is discharging 50 cal weapon on civilian area.

May we never fight a real military or the disgrace would be too much.

He is challenging caricature ipob "army".

Your mate are challenging superpowers in Ukraine.

When they are calling soliders this one would also raise his hand not knowing he is a glorified bully/terrorist (less than a boys scout).

He's very sure they are no threats around, so in his boredom his starts terrorizing frightened villagers. 95% of our military would not survive 1 week in Ukraine.

Farfalla:
Sorry to say, but you sound like someone who's never been to any school. I'm even surprised you can type. Did you ever learn anything about Louis Pasteur in primary school? There are no parasites transferred from cows to humans because the milk goes through a process of pasteurisation, which eliminates pathogens from the milk. It's very basic science.

Milk isn't used as a replacement for water. Do you stop taking water because you take Stout or fruit juice?

So because you did a quick Google search you think you are more educated? You have been murdering the English grammar here for almost two day. I am sure you can't speak more than two languages but still can't master any.

Unfortunately we are not on the same level to even have a casual conversation (you're painfully ignorant &;pretending to be knowable).

Please go and drink the bodily discharge of your cows and leave me alone.

Angelfrost:
Until the 'new normal' gets worse... Then they adjust again... Till they adjust into the grave!

It's going to get worst.

Accept the new reality that you are poor. THE END.

Poor-man don't do projects and don't keep up with the johnsons (private school, tipping, Friday night, even data, are things of the past) or whatever bullshit this person is advising. Poor man only think of basic human needs, like food & shelter.

Cut your coat according to your size (your new level in 2024 until economy recover).

SoNature:
If we are being honest, South East leaders owe Kanu nothing. In the spirit of brotherhood, I must appreciate those who have made efforts to secure his release and those who have visited him in prison.

That being said, Kanu ridiculed, insulted and threatened the South East leaders. Ike Ekweremadu was even beaten up during a New Yam festival in Germany 😁😁😁 You cannot insult me, the state picks you up, and you start feeling that I owe you your release. Mbanu, o dighi eme-eme!

The guys ego is so big and his followers/family believe everything he say.
Even Abacha would not allow a fellow human being to kiss his foot.

Their initial reaction to any criticism of his action is DEATH (of cause online).

This is the type of food that would make you piss.... Piss from the asshole (purging).

This is a such.

So Nigerians were not earning. Why were people making those Facebook skit that must be 3 minutes long? So all of them were foreign accounts?

Why is his son not answering the same surname with his father?

obinna58:
E suppose reach 15 million monthly

Many full business with multiple employees can not make that type of money monthly.

Very tempting.

About $6 daily.
That is quarter of a million naira every month

Very tempting.
This guy shouldn't have revealed his source of income. Nigerians will start trooping to the country with hopes of getting bricklayer job.

Where I live, within a 60 meters road, there are six barbing salons. The first guy to own a salon on that street, married a third wife and talked too much, attracting competitions.

Farfalla:
Please do not make claims you can't substantiate on a public forum. According to ONLINE SOURCES, the average life expectancy for Kenya is 63 years, while it's 53 years for Nigeria. Sure there are Kenyan men who meet their death while in their 50s, but it's not the norm as you're trying to imply, and it's certainly not as a result of drinking milk. Lol!

There are no parasites from the milk they drink as you claim because most Kenyan households brew their milk tea to boiling point and those who choose to take cold milk will usually find pasteurised milk packaged in sachets and plastic bottles. There are also those who milk their own cows in their homesteads and they will sieve and boil the milk before allowing it to cool, ready for sale or for domestic consumption.

One doesn't need to be a caff calf to take milk.
Nigerians are just not "milk people", just like Kenyans and South Africans aren't "palm oil people" and that's okay.

Your online source is Google Snippet showing data during the 2020 pandemic era.

Other websites dedicated to statistics alone will say 50s (which is very much the same thing and more updated than Google Snippet from the year 2020)... That is just life expectancy, could be accident or aids.

As an ignorant South Africans, you might be shocked to find out that they are different type of Nigerians (different from the Igbo hustlers you see on your street). Some eat nothing else but milk for months (because they have no other food source while in the bush).

They want to be in charge of oil racketing (themselves). Mission accomplished.

Farfalla:
Please do not make claims you can't substantiate on a public forum. According to online sources, the average life expectancy for Kenya is 63 years, while it's 53 years for Nigeria. Sure there are Kenyan men who meet their death while in their 50s, but it's not the norm as you're trying to imply, and it's certainly not as a result of drinking milk. Lol!

There are no parasites from the milk they drink as you claim because most Kenyan households brew their milk tea to boiling point and those who choose to take cold milk will usually find pasteurised milk packaged in sachets and plastic bottles. There are also those who milk their own cows in their homesteads and they will sieve and boil the milk before allowing it to cool, ready for sale or for domestic consumption.

One doesn't need to be a caff calf to take milk.
Nigerians are just not "milk people", just like Kenyans and South Africans aren't "palm oil people" and that's okay.

Do you know what life expectancy is?
If life expectancy is 63 (in school that is approximately 60), that means most of them would drop dead before they reach approximately 60. So am still right to say they quench in their 50's... Anyway keep drinking your milk. I suspect you have a milk products you want to sell here on Nairaland to be advocating sucking discharge from cows instead of water.

I was pointing out, they have parasite from the host cow being transferred to a human consumer.

zhike:
Let me know when you are in south africa so that I can open case against you.

Anyway, nothing will carry me to South Africa of my own free will. The people get on my nerves both black and white for different reasons.

🎶🎵"Trouble sleep yanga go wake am"... 🎵

This is just not wearing cami (may be for fashion or hunting), this is stolen valor (impersonation). RIP.

zhike:
Let me know when you are inside south african borders so that I can open case against you.

Stop doing drugs kid.
It seems your brain needs comprehensive examination by a psychiatrist. 😟
...or maybe you just need to read more. You are so uninformed.

zhike:
I am south Africans and i know south Africans laws.
What you said is very wrong.

I don't think I said anything wrong. I'm very skeptical you can arrest me and would kindly like to dare/challenge you to attempt to arrest me (or file any meaningful complain)

In summary; You can not, and you're bluffing.

Scam.
😔 This country (no one would drag him to court for the lies).

Which Nigerian dey pay for OnlyFans?

talk2hb1:
This your title is wrong, Boko Haram or Nigeria Islamist?

He had to put the Nigerian there so they would not deport him.

I would advice he lay low instead of trying to legitimize his flimsy excuse for seeking asylum in the USA.

Stevenson20:
Use 20hrs and fear women in a day, the remaining hours use am fear who no dey fear women.

She is probably regretting it now.
Her child would hate her.

Good.
Live by the sword die by the sword.

For those who wish to someday reincarnate, don't be a young or helpless orphan in Nigeria (wickedness plenty for here).

Angelfrost:
Where you are?!

Are you in all the 36 states of Nigeria?!!

I have visited, lived, and worked in over 10 Nigerian states, and can tell you unequivocally that Glo is a JOKE!!!

They don't have a quarter of the spread, strength and quality of Internet services MTN has.

Glo is not reliable during the day.

I use it for night browsing (it is faster in the night)and some nights, they don't even show up (since it takes 5 days to expire, I wouldn't get upset).

The problem is that Airtel was exceptional and they just fell below their own standards.

If this persist, I would consider getting a Glo for day time (already have Glo for night browsing).