Romance › Re: How Do I Kick Out This Lazy Man Out Of My House. He Is Draining My Pocket by faceland: 8:28pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
Tell him to go that you have fallen on hard times, a real man would understand, a freeloaders opinion is not important. You are doing him a favour (reminding him not to depend on anyone but himself).
How can you feed a grown man three times a day in this economy? |
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Politics › Re: Job Scam: Police Rescue 50 Stranded Foreigners In Lagos Building by faceland: 7:58pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
naija4life247: And you say Nigeria is not the American of Africa? Ask other Africans they will tell you Their is always someone worst than you. Due to tribalism, many form other countries have better opportunities than some indigenes. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Hair Stylist, Dispatch Rider Selling Drug-laced Snacks To Students by faceland: 7:52pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
harjay1986: Nobody is ready to do undercover for this because before you will be able to see the kingpin you might have unalive some opponents or rival gang, that will be the price for loyalty so they have your secret too NDLEA know the kingpin. Hang around any drug dealer and complain about price, they would mention their suppliers. They like to do math. "I buy it like this per this, I sell it like this, my profit is this". |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Hair Stylist, Dispatch Rider Selling Drug-laced Snacks To Students by faceland: 7:46pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
My advice to any pothead. Smoking marijuana is child's play compared to eating it (edible).
Even the hardest junkie can not eat 500 naira AZ but they can smoke 2k AZ. Straight ticket to yaba left, don't try it at home. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Hair Stylist, Dispatch Rider Selling Drug-laced Snacks To Students by faceland: 7:42pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
dalass:

One can't eat snacks anyhow again The students paid for it... Drugs is too expensive these days. They would go bankrupt if they sell the chin chin at regular price. |
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by faceland: 7:29pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
AnyanwuSilas: how did you know that life has no meaning? I don't understand your question. I am saying their is no grand purpose but you can give yourself one. We are organisms with intelligence and consciousness. Like other organisms, we consume whatever living thing we can and try to reproduce, when our time is up, we pass. If time is infinite, they would be a time when even the earth too would pass with no trace that human ever existed. Like writing something on a paper and burning the paper up with fire. |
Crime › Re: POS Operator Arrests Lady With Fake 90,000 Naira Notes (photo) by faceland: 7:20pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
All the money Buhari printed looks fake. Especially the 200 naira notes that they use A4 paper to print. |
Crime › Re: POS Operator Arrests Lady With Fake 90,000 Naira Notes (photo) by faceland: 7:18pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
Creamypie: She wan form big girl on somebody else's sweat She didn't do 1k or 2k, she went for 90k on one person in this Tinubu economy! |
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by faceland: 7:13pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
LordAdam16: Civvies wen their shadow don discharge since. No worry, dem don dey Ughelli dey chop yellow and yellow. In the SS, when kasala burst like that, everybody dey cane their way.
After Odi, nobody stays around to explain to security forces after such incidents.
-Lord The military really gave them enough time to get out even by foot. |
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by faceland: 7:10pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
Aesthetical: Twitter majors followed a crew to respond to a distress call I suspect they went for a shady deal Especially as the tortured some and beheaded one. It happened more than 48 hours ago. That is enough time for the innocent to japa with their most valuable properties. RIP to the fallen men. |
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by faceland: 7:05pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
FuckYeyeMods: You're more than stupid.. Army are human before becoming a uniform man. How can killing of our military men who all came from diverse backgrounds be a competition. They're human not animals. Most of the people calling for genocide, when shit it the fan and they ask them to volunteer (to fight to the death) they would not. |
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by faceland: 7:01pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
Fuckyoumod: I am not concluding, but I believe the army should give us a better reason for an army maj. Gen. to be in a community to rescue a kidnapped victim.
Simple and short. Whatever the case. We have outlaws with authentic Majors uniforms. |
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by faceland: 6:55pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
PlsStayAlive: I have noticed that a lot on this forum, someone will say 'my friend in the north said There are people with real mental illness here in Nairaland. It's not all comments you reply. Didn't we have former Minister of Information Alhaji Lai Mohammed that was a public pathological liar? He couldn't retrain himself form saying bullshit over and over again even after public ridicule. |
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by faceland: 6:50pm On Mar 17, 2024 |
Probably a smelling tribalistic CIVILIAN that made the tweet. Why delete it like a coward?
If you kill the Niger Delta people to have the oil, you have also given the whiteman and Arabs permission to also kill you to have the oil. |
Crime › Re: Injustice: See what American man did to this man fron congo (graphic) by faceland: 11:22am On Mar 17, 2024 |
Poor kid.
Exploited by those he looked up to. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Some Great Pastors Die Young Despite Healing Many by faceland: 11:00am On Mar 17, 2024 |
TB Joshua had to go. He wanted to start paying ransom with church money. Tufiakwa!
That is like carrying holy bread from the temple and giving it to the uncircumcised philistines.
It would have been a new trend for churches to pay ransom to killers and rapists. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Some Great Pastors Die Young Despite Healing Many by faceland: 10:58am On Mar 17, 2024 |
Angelfrost: Jesus Christ died at the age of 33...!
Once you have completed your Divine assignment on Earth, what else are you living for?!!
Every year after that becomes surplus and a bonus.
You all should learn to focus more on the quality of life in the years spent on Earth, rather than the length of years spent on Earth.
There is absolutely nothing glorious about spending several decades on Earth with no impact in your life and others.
Better to live well to your fullest potentials than die at over 70 with nothing to show for it. Remember, Jesus was killed. These men dropped dead. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Some Great Pastors Die Young Despite Healing Many by faceland: 10:55am On Mar 17, 2024 |
They overwork, they don't eat well.
Unfortunately, we can't cheat nature |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Demanded Return Of Tithe From My Former Church – Abuja Man by faceland: 10:47am On Mar 17, 2024 |
It is gone and the deal is final. There was no agreement. If you disagree, take it to the heavenly court.
Go ye and sin no more. |
Politics › Re: Situation Report On The Attack And Killing Of Military Personnel On Peace Missio by faceland: 6:46am On Mar 17, 2024 |
123yes: Why kill solders that came to keep peace. Some Nigerians are a disappointment to this generation. Why start war you know you can never ever win These individuals have bought market for their community that it will take years to heal the wound these will cost their community. I weep for the elders who will now suffer for these problems The worst part is, they did some ungodly things to the bodies... The only solution is for the community to catch the psycho that did it themselves. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Supporters Call For Killing Of South South People Over Ambushed Soldiers by faceland: 6:41am On Mar 17, 2024 |
JayyXXX: Go back and report such tweets that promotes genocide. Find their real name and reply with their full legal name. That would limit them here. Anything they want to do internationally, when they Google their name, they would see their message and back off (sorry we don't know what is going on here but we can't get involved). |
Politics › Re: What Business Is This Man Doing With These Number Of Phones (pic) by faceland: 6:33am On Mar 17, 2024 |
sholatech: His UK numba His Naija mtn Numba His Naija glory number from Adenuga His Ghana main Number How Ghana Glo number His USA number ... I think it is function that number. One for banking, one for family, work, trolling, and so on... |
Politics › Re: What Business Is This Man Doing With These Number Of Phones (pic) by faceland: 6:29am On Mar 17, 2024 |
All of them are big phone, no crack screen.
His job is "big man". |
Business › Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by faceland: 6:18am On Mar 17, 2024 |
If you can, make God proud and report to your bank. You don't even need to go to bank, just send them message on social media or their website.
Chopping the money would affect that account but your BVN is safe. If you are not a real criminal, your conscience might bring bad karma... Also remember nothing is free. The person that made the mistake is waiting for Monday to report in person at the bank and might have already been sacked. |
Romance › Re: I Slept With My Married Ex by faceland: 6:13am On Mar 17, 2024*. Modified: 6:54am On Mar 17, 2024 |
Probably didn't use condom (since he didn't plan to foooq). Another bastard is born soon. |
Career › Re: Madam Orders Her Apprentices To Fan Her While Sewing (Video) by faceland: 6:15pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
jeromestarks: When you're learning under someone, do whatever it takes to graduate. Do not rebel. Do not listen to what others say. Remain loyal to you boss and you will succeed. Those who mock you will come to eat from your feet.
In all your mistakes, never make the mistake of marrying a non virgin. Just fvck her and let her go to other fvcker when you're tired. Remember, a non virgin can never be truly yours. She's not even yours, it just your turn. I learnt under a heavy smoker when I was not (yet) a smoker but concentrated on understanding the demonstration. He use pipe not cigarettes, couldn't breathe, never complained. |
Career › Re: Madam Orders Her Apprentices To Fan Her While Sewing (Video) by faceland: 6:11pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
Don't believe the subtitles by bloggers o.
They could be her relatives even children. |
Career › Re: Madam Orders Her Apprentices To Fan Her While Sewing (Video) by faceland: 6:09pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
Its not cool but just be humble. Do not out shine the master yet, until you gain your skills.
I can't even hire a tailor but I know tailors that are masters. |
Food › Re: Woman Filmed Cleaning The Bodies Of Strange Fish By The Roadside by faceland: 4:55pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
Meanwhile I am involved in involuntary Ramadan & Lent.
If I was the fisherman, I would walk into a shop and say, "give me a pot that can fit you and your foooqin sales girl at once"... Hopefully, they say"excuse me?!"... Then explain, "oh, I caught a giant fish with one hand, I know their are no such pot, just wanna let you know, come and see". |