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Jesus 😮😮😮 I personally knew this guy and I operated with him a lot during my stay in Benue, may his soul rest in peace 🙏

Add gambling to your list!

Stale as always, Nothing new here!!

Lols 🤣🤣 During my service year in Garkawa, Plateau State, I witnessed stuffs like this almost once in every month.

The King of the village is a retired AIG. Instead of the usual jungle-justice melted out on a culprit after been found guilty and stripped almost naked except for pants; the thief or thieves are required to carry what they stole on their head while a drummer plays for them and they are walked round the community dancing and singing. When they get to where people are seated, the thieves introduces themselves and disclosed their loot and promise never to repeat such.

At evening, they are further transported to the next Local Government which has a prison and they are housed there for one full year and upon completion of your sentence, the King give you 100k to start up life and be of good conduct.

I won't lie to you my people, I experienced this false accusation early this year. I was on vacation at my home town for almost 4months and I met this lady within the hood which we became acquainted with ourselves. She's a student of 300lv in the university and she goes to school from home.

Neighbours around the hood noticed us and there's this baba whom I normally tip cos he was well respected around and the girl happens to be one of his area daughters; not what you think though.. I am a single father cos I have a son out of wedlock, and my baby mama is married overseas, and I was hoping I could someday settle down with this beautiful black skin girl cos she possess virtually all the features of my kind of woman.

Fast forward, along the line I noticed she was only acting up good gal to please me cos I barely walk around and we don't see frequent. I started avoiding her and keeping my distance as a result of her arrogance and disrespect for people which I was earlier warned of. She finally reported me to this baba that I was no longer showing interest in her and she ask the baba to intercede. After much plea, we reconciled and on her first visit thereafter, we knacked rigorously and she thanked me so much for having her back.

After reminding her to be of best behaviour, she left and reported me to the baba that I forced my way between her legs. Omo!!! She was even threatening to go to the police as the baba pleaded with her not to do so, all these because she mistakenly saw my opay balance and wanted hook and reap me. I confessed to baba everything and we just laughed it off.

PS: This girl in question is 23years old and we have 6years between us. And we've been knVcking for over two months before all these drama, I had to pack and leave after settling amicably with her and the baba. Rape accusation isn't something to be taking lenient fa, if you've been in such situation. You will understand better. Me I de fear women from time immemorial

You didn't include email. How can CV be sent?

Her eloquence is top notch 👌...

jendoslim:
I thank God on your behalf sir.

May God grant peace to the departed and fortitude to the affected families

Thanks for the kind wishes Chief 🙌... your own no go spoil 🙏

Joeyjones:
Were you and the driver on seat belt?

seat belt ke? Nobody had seat belt on, we were 3 in front and I was sitting in the middle! I miraculously fell between that open space between thee driver's seat and the other seat! It was a miracle I will never forget

lightwind:
Egbon how u take survived this kind thing ?

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Scratch free my bro! And I was sitting in the front sit with the driver who lost his life in the course of the accident. The alfa beside me was badly wounded and couldn't say a word, some people fell out through the window as the car was summersaulting down the hill side

God is supreme 🙏

April 8th 2025 precisely. I was on my way from Lagos to ogbomoso and the driver was on top speed. I was sitting at the front sit in between the driver and an alfa.

Suddenly the vehicle tyre from behind bursted. I saw death in the eyes as the vehicle fell and flipped while tumbling down a hillside. I was just saying "I can't die now" repeatedly as the car was summersaulting down the hill until it came to stop after flips.

Luckily, I was the only person in the vehicle without injuries as the driver died few minutes after the car paused. Two other persons died including an immigration officer. The other occupants had various degrees of severe injuries. Before rescue came, I was the one pulling out people stuck in the car.

When people came there everyone was like "egbon, were you also on this vehicle?"

E be God, I was just struggling back and forth with eyes closed, damn! It was chaotic. Imagine coming out of this alive and scratch free 🤔

Thank God for life

Is this not the same Corper Raye and the smelling Lagos saga? Am I the only one seeing this as clouth chasing?

It's her way of attention seeking
7.5 wey don dey since almost post covid.. people who run transactions in millions understand better.

Lols OP that's the monthly amount I used to transfer from my opay yo sportybet.. 1.2m upwards and guess what, I may end up the month without even 20k in my account to fend. It was the best choice I ever made quiting gambling, 1yea 4months and counting... it wasn't easy but for God, sporty did me dirty 😔😔. That's all in the past now, I've moved on and no turning back

This would've been an opportunity for me but I don't have a valid driving license.

I'm job hunting, if you have an offer I will appreciate. Currently, I'm in Ogbomoso oyo state, but I can move immediately if called upon.

His 3rd wife actually. I know of Haanmo Akume and Regina Akume who is now a lawmaker in the lower chambers at the National Assembly.

This wedding is a kind of political realignment cos I don't see what a man of Akume's kind is still looking for if not greed and strategies towards power grab. Governor 8years, Senate 4years Minister 5years, SGF 2years and counting... 😏😒😒

Power sweet oo

This isn't surprising, my friend was left with a 3weeks old boy by this useless girl say my guy no d3 return home early. We had to search for this girl two days before we found her oo. Guess where? A hot-spot hangout. When we brought her back to the hood, area women want roast her ni 😆 🤣 😂 luckily for Kamal, his grandmother took charge of the Child and he should be 4years by now..

Funny thing is the Child looks more Kamal than kamal does himself 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Coincidentally, i just watched the movie yesterday!

Jeromejnr:
Now I know where I know her from.

Funny how some people were celebrating on the other thread that he didn't Join APC which they term an "Evil Party"...

Someone who failed medicals during trails to join the progressive ship.

Bitter political analysts won't like this 🤣😂🤣
They will be here soon..

+13374149217 Add me please

Mostly women!!
Omo, after all the waka wey una do for desert and agent fees...

It's well. Better back home than pursuing uncertainties or dead even

Una no see him name? CHUKWUDI... nobody is denying the state of insecurity in the country which has plagued both religions..

But these people from the other side carry am for head pass...

I see tears above me 😭😭😭

Bitter souls are coming 1, 2 ....

Didijiji:
okay lens taken off

Oya name them! At least they have to be tangible

Which sector did he make progress with?

Economy, security, infrastructure or whee?

oga you mean you're not aware of any reform since the inception of Tinubu's presidency? Most especially with the people of Southern Kaduna? I don leave this one for LAWMA

Didijiji:
which progress has Nigeria made since APC laid siege on it?

😂😂😂

take off the lens of hatred for Tinubu and see beyond sentiments

No be my NYSC khaki wey I de see so??

With the recent progress in Kaduna South in terms of security and allocation of federal institutions there, it took the National Assembly members too Long to switch ship..

Welcome on board fellow progressives, may our ship sail never to hit an iceberg for it's never a titanic ship 🚢