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Jokes Etc / Re: Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Lover Before February 14 by fafy: 10:13pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
To all baes!! Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1 "And it shall come to pass that on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ; My battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick. Verse 2 Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @ d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d door, i will come in nd eat wit u, dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u. Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant to him. Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date ,but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 month assignment. |
Jokes Etc / Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Lover Before February 14 by fafy: 10:10pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!! _ 2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! _ 3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! _ 4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! _ 5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! _ 6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply me the next day?... its over!!!! _ 7.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your, bags. its over. |
Phones / Re: Android With 6gb RAM And 6000mah Battery by fafy: 7:29pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Phones / Re: Android With 6gb RAM And 6000mah Battery by fafy: 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
imtech:you have a point. But i won't be surprise to see you laughed this points off in the nearest future |
Phones / Re: Android With 6gb RAM And 6000mah Battery by fafy: 4:12pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
joseph214:Tablet with a beautiful spec? Yes I agree. But Pc, might not be really needful, Except you are a programmer |
Phones / Re: Android With 6gb RAM And 6000mah Battery by fafy: 4:09pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
mosjames:If i understand you very well, a device with 6gb RAM, 256gb ROM and 6000mAh is what you call quantity |
Phones / Re: Android With 6gb RAM And 6000mah Battery by fafy: 3:49pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
joseph214:You think so? |
Phones / Are You Thinking On How To Bypass That Speed Throttling? This App Can Help by fafy: 11:15am On Feb 06, 2016 |
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