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putit:
OK guys, yesterday was funny....During my free period/ lunch break at work yesterday, was feeling very hungry. I haven't eaten anything solid since the day before yesterday, so I decided to rush down to a popular restaurant near my work...

When I got to the restaurant, I saw this gorgeous lady sitting at one end waiting for her meal to be served. I order for my meal, then approached her table and ask if I could join her. She was like " sure".. Few seconds later, Our meal were both served.

While chatting with her, I could tell she had some psychological issue ( I was not sure tho). After about 10-15 minutes of 'eating and chatting', was almost done with my food..
Here's how the rest of our interaction went;

Putit : Wow. It was nice chatting. We should exchange exchange numbers so we might get know each other more

Lady: You just met a girl 10 minutes ago and you want to collect her number. You're so shallow

Putit: (Confused and curious at the same time) I don't understand, what are you talking about ?

Lady: You can't just meet a girl and start asking for her number. A girl you met just for 10 minutes..

Putit : (smirk) So ?.. What is your point ?

Lady : (getting a little bit frustrated) look here, I don't give out my phone number just like that. Before I give you, we must a know each other at least for a week..

Putit : (Almost laughing) I don't understand, what am I waiting for for at least 1 week , Is it sex or just phone number

Lady : ( Seem pissed off and angry) Sex?? Do I look like a cheap SLUT to you, what do take me for, bla bla bla bla bla bla

(After ranting and criticising for about 2 minute)

Putit: OK, I've heard you..So are we exchanging numbers or what ?

Lady: ( frustrated) OMG!!!, are you normal..What kind of a guy are you, bla bla bla bla bla bla..Are you one of those terrible guys who goes about collecing women numbers.

Putit : (serious face) Yes , Especially girls I'm interested in.

Lady: You're must be sick,And you have the gut to tell me "Yes" ?

Putit: Yes

To be continue...

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NairalandCS:
True.

Some girls will come on here, put the (F) after their name and still say no PMS please. Lool

If you no want PM put (M) and watch your PM be like desert.

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