Rexsul: em em *yawwwn* xcuse me ma, hav we met b4?

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prayer is the key
prayer is the master key
jesus started wit prayr
and ended wit prayer
prayer is the master key.......
happy sunday folks @ okocious davido holax.. dorsylov faithy n every active members i greet u....hw ws servicE...n wishin every1 admission @ last ijn.....ur sure boy Djhacky a.k.a Xerxes oluwafredonikulapo.....2go: djhack whatapp 08103489696 ....lov u all

EmmCHy: Brodas nd sistas, wu get d idea of d day ASUU go cal off strike?

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Okocious: Ah ah! Na 2 x u get admission be dat?

Dj hack: start checking ur status on jamb site 4 second choices some schls HV submitted dunno if futmx his submitted diers juz check 2 confirm.....peace

donphosphate: The website is not opening...expecting sth ooooo but don't be too expectant cos they might disappoint...but whenever they paste it I believe we have testiomonies on this trend....I remain ma humble sef DONPHOSPHATE

Dj hack: sha! a meeting is going on btwn ASUU Fg n NUC now! will give u de update sooner*as 4 me...no yahoo-yahoo, juz in Eskimi catching fishes u understand na...AwoN 0mo t'o ni Baka t'o tun ni Manchester*

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Dj hack: Right ...the mother
q3.Birbal was known to be one of d most clever people in d world. One day, a scholar came to the court of emperor Akbar and challenged Birbal to answer his questions correctly and thus prove that he was as clever as people said he was. He asked Birbal: "would you prefer to answer a hundred easy questions or juz a single difficult one". Both the emperor and Birbal had had a difficult day and were impatient to leave.
"ask me one difficult question", said Birbal.
"well, then tell me, said the scholar, which came first into the world, the chicken or d egg?
"the chicken" replied Birbal very confidently.
"How do you know? Asked d scholar with a note of triumph in his voice.
Birbal answered him and d scholar went home astonished. What did Birbal answer to this?

Dj hack: right man check dis out
Q2.right!
a man and his son are involved in a fatal accident that claims his life instantly but the son survives and is rushed to d hospital 4 critical operation. on getting there,the surgeon exclaims,"i can't operate this boy,he's my son". how come?

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tonynosi: na truth o d girl dey correct i hear say futminna don cancel all d post D.E result For ur mind o a new Date has been fixed for anoda post D.E so prepare wella oobr

tonynosi: na truth o d girl dey correct i hear say futminna don cancel all d post D.E result For ur mind o a new Date has been fixed for anoda post D.E so prepare wella oobr

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adewasco2k:
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2chainzz: hw man 4 do na...pax mi ur 2go usaname

2chainzz: Infact lemme talk abt love sef....weriz dah olivia chick sef...

Omamuzo7:
i am,any problem.feel free to ask me any questn relatin to my dept