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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Whatsapp Group by Falcuswhite: 10:57am On Apr 29, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Join Various Whatsapp Groups with guns and jokes. by Falcuswhite: 10:55am On Apr 29, 2018
Drop the link of your joke whatsapp group or funny whatsapp group so that nairalanders can join through the link.

This is mine.
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Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Whatsapp Group For Jokes, Confession And True Live Stories. by Falcuswhite: 10:52am On Apr 29, 2018
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Phones / Re: Enjoy Unlimited Free Calls On Your MTN SIM- (see, Screenshots) by Falcuswhite: 8:17am On Apr 02, 2018
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Celebrities / Forget About The Key To Success, Just Teach Me How To Break The Door. (Video) by Falcuswhite: 8:13pm On Mar 12, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVk1Hgb315w

I want to know how to break the door of success, let's forget about the key.

Upcoming Comedians request.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Forget About The Key To Success, Learn How To Break The Door. by Falcuswhite: 8:04pm On Mar 12, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Wizkid Fights Again by Falcuswhite: 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Forget About The Key To Success, Learn How To Break The Door. by Falcuswhite: 6:10pm On Mar 11, 2018
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Whatsapp Group by Falcuswhite: 6:04pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Whatsapp Group by Falcuswhite: 6:03pm On Mar 11, 2018
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Celebrities / Hot!!! As Youtube Upcoming Comedian Refuses The Key To Success. by Falcuswhite: 11:56am On Mar 11, 2018
Celebrities / Comedians Filmed Running From Delivered Witch In Delta. by Falcuswhite: 7:29pm On Feb 28, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5v2L4v9gN4


Please note it's a comedy!!!
Literature / Re: The tales of Rita By precious by Falcuswhite: 8:45am On Feb 27, 2018
The story is coming up tomorrow
Literature / The tales of Rita By precious by Falcuswhite: 10:53pm On Feb 25, 2018
The tales of Rita

This is a series coming up here at Nairaland and other social media platforms. It's in episodes and an entertaining one!!!

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Gentle morning breeze passed harshly through the hostel corridors, its majestic presence violently disturbing with each movement, its stroke could be felt in the atmosphere accompined by its coldness, and an unusual ray of harmattan dryness. An uproar of ladies chattering from different direction filled the atmosphere.

Rita, hurriedly wearing her shoes, heard a familiar voice beconing on her to hurry up. She recognized the voice to be Becca: 'an occupant of the same hostel who was in her department.'

Infuriated by Rita's unbecoming lateness and obvious sluggishness, Becca angrily left Rita's room headed towards her predictably late class. Noticing her angrlly leaving in hurried paces, Rita hurridly picked up her bag and ran after her.

Hours later, after series of stressful, hectic and boring lectures, a thirsty and tired Rita accompined by two of her course mates exhaustably walked towards her hostel. Still lamenting on howtiring the class was, rita noticed a young man beacoing on them to halt.

Stoping abruptly they impatiently gestured at him to hurry his paces He drew closer, exchanged pleasantries and began talking. Although they felt like leaving they couldn't they were simply spell bound, his words were so full of power, it perplexed them. They observed how smartly but casually this young man was dress. this obviously isnt a normal guy rita thought to herself. There was something about him that astoned them. It was quite incomprehensible. The way he talked: his eloquence, his poise: he talked with authority and graciousness which amazed and compeled them to listen attentively to him.

After talking for what seemed like 30minutes he concluded his sermon by admonishing them to give their lives to christ. As though waiting for those words to fall from his lips, they fell down on thier knees, not minding the facts that people were watching them.

With pain in their hearts and tears in their eyes they cried out loudly 'lord please have mercy on me', '" lord i don't want to live a purposeless life'. Repeatedly shouting with tears running down their cheeks, the young man picked their hands and prayed with them. Soberly and quietly, they gently walked to thier various hostel. Rita, after bidding farewell to her friends diverted towards her hostel. About three rooms from her room, she noticed a guy standing at her door, obviously talking to someone inside the room. An armreach closer to the room, the young man standing at the door turned towards her direction, smiled at her and greeted ' Hello, you must be Rita?'


Almost immediately she lost her ability to speak. Standing as still as a statue, she was completely mesmerized, unable to grasp the power of self control: her imagination ran wild. Almost immediately unimaginable thoughts floided her sub conscious mind and when he smiled, it was as though the earth was hit by a tsunami. The only thing on her mind this moment was how handsome he is, an emblem of perfection, the way he moved with swag and oh!!!!! What gallantly built body he had complemented by a set of sparkling white teeth. He surely must be the most handsome man onearth she thought to her self. Looking straight into his eyes, she was intimidated by his boistrious charm. Emotions gushed down her system, goosebumps allover her body. Its was as though she lost all sense of reasoning: as though she lost her memory.

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Will she control the situation?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hell Fire Under Construction. Nigerian comedy by Falcuswhite: 6:55am On Feb 14, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 6:54am On Feb 14, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 10:00am On Feb 13, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 7:29am On Feb 13, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 7:29am On Feb 13, 2018
Jokes Etc / Re: Hell Fire Under Construction. Nigerian comedy by Falcuswhite: 7:28am On Feb 13, 2018
Jokes Etc / Re: Tri-tri Comedy- What happened "Big Shaq Man's Not Hot" by Falcuswhite: 7:27am On Feb 13, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 12:16am On Feb 13, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 11:41pm On Feb 12, 2018
I just realized that we got somethings wrong.
Celebrities / What Many Would Face This VALENTINE... by Falcuswhite: 11:39pm On Feb 12, 2018
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*

To All Christians like me, there will be no Valentine and fools day this year.

God has decided to take over some activities of 2018.

14/2/2018 Popularly known as Valentine's Day will be Ash Wednesday

1/4/2018 Popularly known as April Fools Day will be EASTER SUNDAY

It is the year of the Lord

I know am the first to tell you this.

So if you are expecting a romantic dinner or date , just forget it.

That day is for the Lord or you want to compete with Him?

I think not.....
Instead of carrying flowers around....... Have ashes applied on your forehead.

Instead of going around looking for who to fool....... go proclaiming the Saviour has risen....
It's the year of God....
God bless you.......

If you Waka comot oya, no so them go meet you that day.

Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 11:25pm On Feb 12, 2018
To join TRI-TRI COMEFMDY whatsapp group...
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 11:12pm On Feb 12, 2018
please I know you can subscribe...

Use this link https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQzUK-5jXarR6tAubM_NuNA
Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 11:10pm On Feb 12, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 11:08pm On Feb 12, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Trending!!! Are These Comedians Ever Going To Become Celebrities? by Falcuswhite: 11:01pm On Feb 12, 2018
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