Hmm! Lalasticlala

As Bianule was coming out of the house the next morning, his phone rang. He stopped and reached for it in his pocket. He stared at the screen. "Hmm! LLD, my love." he murmured and answered the call. It was Tricia, his girlfriend. "Hahahahaha!!Bianu my love, guess what? I've checked my posting, and it's Maiduguri." She said laughing. "What? And you are happy?" he asked in shock. "Of course! Why wouldn't I? Isn't that what I've been praying for? I've heard about life in Maiduguri too much and need to experience it, and here is my chance." She said. "This girl, what is wrong with you, are you possesed? Here I was praying for me not to be posted to the north especially Maiduguri and paradventurely I was posted to the north, Sokoto in particular and not Maiduguri, and I thanked God. And now you call to tell me that you've been posted to Maiduguri itself. Well, It's all okay, but you wouldn't be going o?" asked Bianule. "Why wouldn't I be going? Do you want to join the bandwagon with my parents in stopping me? That is the last thing I think you would do. I called you to congratulate me and not scold me. Am I the one that compiled the lists for Maiduguri? If it's about death, I trust God, he will see me through, death don't scare me one bit, cause one that trust and communicates regularly with Jehovah God is above untimely death." Tricia said. "Okay, okay! So where are you?" "I'm at home." She replied. "I'm coming to see you right away let's talk this over". He said. "My parents are around. Don't worry, I'll come and see you in the afternoon. Shey you will be at home?". She asked. "Who wouldn't be at home for his LLD (Lovey Lovey Darling)?". He retorted. "I trust you would. Take care of yourself love, till then." She said. "Alright LLD!". The call cuts. Bianule said to himself, "When I thought mine was overboard. Not knowing hers was the one overboard. She's not going to go. I wouldn't allow that. Just because my mother is afraid to lose me doesn't mean I shouldn't be afraid of losing my girlfriend."

Stay tuned! Episode 3 on the way.
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nysc-now-your-suffering-continues_3.html?m=1

Hahahahaha Seun

Dear Bill
Gates, Here
is the second
part of my letter, my child learnt
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“O boy this love don shack you well well” John said in a slow drawl as he poured his stout beer into one of the glass tumblers on the table. Martins and Uchenna laughed out loud. I was hanging out with John, Martins and Uchenna at Abba lounge a watering hole located in the heart of the city. We all became friends in the university of Lagos six years ago when we were undergraduate students. John was a civil servant in one of the government parastatals. Martins a Lecturer in Yaba polytechnic was the intellectual of the group, a well read gentleman who always had facts and figures at his finger tips. Uchenna was an entrepreneur dealing on general household merchandise in Lagos mainland. “You guys don’t understand how it feels to be in love with your soulmate” I told them in an “I have seen and experienced it all” superior voice tone. “Love is overrated bro” Martin uttered with conviction,
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LOVE IN A PORTRAIT Episode 2
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“O boy this love don shack you well well” John said in a slow drawl as he poured his stout beer into one of the glass tumblers on the table. Martins and Uchenna laughed out loud. I was hanging out with John, Martins and Uchenna at Abba lounge a watering hole located in the heart of the city. We all became friends in the university of Lagos six years ago when we were undergraduate students. John was a civil servant in one of the government parastatals. Martins a Lecturer in Yaba polytechnic was the intellectual of the group, a well read gentleman who always had facts and figures at his finger tips. Uchenna was an entrepreneur dealing on general household merchandise in Lagos mainland. “You guys don’t understand how it feels to be in love with your soulmate” I told them in an “I have seen and experienced it all” superior voice tone. “Love is overrated bro” Martin uttered with conviction,
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We didn’t need a soothsayer to know she was referring to the guy who had just run past us. Just for the fun of a having a little morning adventure and to satisfy my curiosity i followed in hot pursuit alongside many other market goers. We hadn’t gone far when we saw a mob gathered around a young man, beating him with sticks and chains. Something was wrong! He wasn’t the man who ran out of the store with those laces! I I looked straight at him,
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Marriage tips for women
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I trust and wish our wives, sisters, moms, close relatives would realize one or two things from this write up. Enjoy. 1) Honestly speaking, being a great young lady doesn’t naturally mean u’ll be a decent wife.(they are 2 different things altogether) 2) I have seen virgin spouses turn bothering wives, why a few young ladies with alleged PAST get to be kind & observing wives. (dont stir up my point)

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Tips On Desire And Relationship Intimacy
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For various reasons, sexual passion and relationship intimacy may weaken over time. For some it has actually never been strong. Traumatic or negative experience, relationship problems, ageing, attitude pressed by others that create shame, guilt or repulsion towards sexual intimacy are some of the causes of loss of sexual desires. In many cases the fear that you may not be able to meet the expectation of your partner which may lead to dissatisfaction may decrease the sexual passion.

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Tips On Desire And Relationship Intimacy
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For various reasons, sexual passion and relationship intimacy may weaken over time. For some it has actually never been strong. Traumatic or negative experience, relationship problems, ageing, attitude pressed by others that create shame, guilt or repulsion towards sexual intimacy are some of the causes of loss of sexual desires. In many cases the fear that you may not be able to meet the expectation of your partner which may lead to dissatisfaction may decrease the sexual passion.

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Women appreciate your body
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Firstly, once a man chooses you over the numerous ladies, he already thinks you are attractive so you shouldn’t feel insecure, but confident! What attracts men to our bodies is what makes us women- breast, butt, curves, thighs, etc. They may not be perfect but that’s completely normal, every woman is different and men know that and they still like you. Yes, you probably don’t like the scar you have or the way your teeth look when your smile,

Read more: http://www..com/women-are-beautiful-creatures

Women appreciate your body
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Firstly, once a man chooses you over the numerous ladies, he already thinks you are attractive so you shouldn’t feel insecure, but confident! What attracts men to our bodies is what makes us women- breast, butt, curves, thighs, etc. They may not be perfect but that’s completely normal, every woman is different and men know that and they still like you. Yes, you probably don’t like the scar you have or the way your teeth look when your smile,

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OMG: Two Bold Teenagers Walked Into An Apple Store And Bent An iPhone 6 Plus
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Two British teens, Kylie and Danny, over the weekend went to apple store, bent their iPhone 6 and recorded their exploits for the world to see. The video.

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Lemon Juice -How To Lighten Skin With It
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The instructions on how to use lemon juice to whiten skin aren’t difficult If you’d like to know. Lemon juice has remain a time- honoured treatment for any skin type. Lemon juice is an all round skin treatment if only you can keep a few safety precautions in mind while using lemon juice. How to lighten Skin with Lemon Juice: Lemon juice is an astringent that has natural bleaching properties. If using lemon juice to lighten skin, note that you cannot drastically alter skin tone using lemons. At best, skin will brighten a few shades lighter. The effects aren’t permanent.

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Incredible Beauty Uses Of Coffee
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I was surfing the internet and came across this and decided to bring it here after so many reviews and people’s confirmation. Yes i know of the benefit of caffeine on the skin (beauty routine) but my mind had never gone towards coffee. Facial Coffee is packed with antioxidants, and this advantage helps it to fight skin aging by eliminating toxins and protecting the skin against free radicals from pollution, cigarette smoke, and more. Mix 2 tablespoons of coffee with 2 tablespoons of.

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Incredible Beauty Uses Of Coffee
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I was surfing the internet and came across this and decided to bring it here after so many reviews and people’s confirmation. Yes i know of the benefit of caffeine on the skin (beauty routine) but my mind had never gone towards coffee. Facial Coffee is packed with antioxidants, and this advantage helps it to fight skin aging by eliminating toxins and protecting the skin against free radicals from pollution, cigarette smoke, and more. Mix 2 tablespoons of coffee with 2 tablespoons of.

Read more: http://www..com/incredible-beauty-uses-of-coffee

Ladies get in here-FLAT BELLY, BIG BOOTY TIPS
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Hello dearies, it is a beautiful Saturday morning and I will be sharing with you guys effective exercises to target your belly and boost your posterior view. 1. When squatting tighten your belly muscles to enjoy the benefits of this exercise on your belly. Aside building the booty, squatting is a great core exercise. It works on your entire body.

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He Thinks I Am A Fool For Telling Him The Truth In Learning How To Drive
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It was on saturday I bought my car. Sunday evening I was learning how to drive and saw a friend standing by the roadside. I offered him a lift and as he entered he was surprised to see me hanging a signboard on my neck in which letter 'L' was boldly written on it to signify I'm a learner.

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Babies Skin – What You Need To Know
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Babies skin needs to be taken care of. The joy of every parent is to have a child. But the complete joy comes when you know that your child is well and healthy. Taking care of baby’s skin and general well-being could be very challenging as we have to be their mind, eyes and even their feelings. If your child has rashes or any skin problem, believe me nobody would like to carry the baby when you go out. You as the parent(s) will also lack the self-esteem.

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES SKIN

I am going to be as plain and straight forward as possible and also teach you what works for me and my baby. First of all,

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Vaginal odor and how to treat it with home remedies
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Vaginal odor which is often accompanied by itchiness in the vagina, Redness, swollen (in some cases) and fishy or rusty smell is a common problem among females. Vaginal odor is nothing but an unpleasant odor that comes from the vagina. It can be caused due to bacterial or yeast infection, sexually transmitted disease and even due to poor hygiene/sanitation. Vaginal odor can be really embarrassing;

Read more: http://.com/home-remedies-for-vaginal-odor

Vaginal odor and how to treat it with home remedies
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Vaginal odor which is often accompanied by itchiness in the vagina, Redness, swollen (in some cases) and fishy or rusty smell is a common problem among females. Vaginal odor is nothing but an unpleasant odor that comes from the vagina. It can be caused due to bacterial or yeast infection, sexually transmitted disease and even due to poor hygiene/sanitation. Vaginal odor can be really embarrassing;

Read more: http://.com/home-remedies-for-vaginal-odor

The Solution To Mouth Odour That Has Been Destroying Relationships Worldwide
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I seriously pondered on why my mother never allowed me to suck her breast when I was a baby. My mother's sister, Auntie Oke had told me my mother would rather squeeze the milk into a bottle and feed me from it. In nursery school, while my mates came to school with food flasks of assorted food, my mother stuff my school bag with ChocoMilo urging me to take one each, after every hour.

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Hopeless Hope From A Doctor Sends This Old Man To A Coma
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My grandpa went for a heart surgery sponsored by my uncle, Uncle Charles. As grandpa was being rolled to the theater. Doctor, I'm scared, he said, I've never done this before and I heard it has killed alot of people.

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Sufferings I Didn't know I Could Escape From This Woman's House
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Upset, I went to a bar across the street and ordered for a drink. I was seriously upset. What is the problem? The bar man Sanko asked. Sanko, It's a long story. Hmm! I don't even know where to start from. I met a beautiful woman today, and she invited me to her house. We took off our clothes and jumped into bed. Just when we were about to make love her husband showed up through the front door.

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