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Someone shuld wish us good9te by reciting dia so called 'NATIONAL ANTHEM' 4 us na. Moreova, HAPPY INDE PENDENCE DAY.

yemmytcm: This thread dry no be small ! Godofphysics,i lyk ya(no homo)kip da posts rolling. Uplifting/leadership talk pls ! #everythinggobetta

My dear Yemmy, wishn u good9te...ok wishing u all good9te!

godofphysics: @farano, i no understnd u again o. Dis one wey u dey escavate my previous comments, wich level na?

Ermmm Hon. Patrick Godofphysics Obahiagbon Some of ur 'grammars' no dey my dictionary jare.

godofphysics: If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon were
to be an English Teacher?
(Interesting Read)
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain
from catapulting perilous
projectiles.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters
is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell
no tales.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers
are incapable of rendering any
testimony.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone
gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic
plant.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only
skin deep.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is
godliness.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.

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godofphysics: i hope to bcom a 'current akokite' someday

O boy how u dey? No mind some of us here o

Hi guyz what's up? Happy independence day

Droga dray: To d guys:.:..:..:..:.:..:. wen we resume fully in class of busy brain nd leisure corridor beuties.....will u offload ur strt nd church gf nd upload d biggest nd sweetest girls of unibest

Guy u r very funny...comedians plenty 4 here sha.

dapreacher: I'm aii..anything for ur boy?

Yeah! Plenty finz dey here o...groundnut, puff puff, sugarcane & lacasera. Just bend down select

dapreacher: Ma'am hw re u doing?

I'm fyn boss. & u?

@dapreacher i sight u o

Mesopotamia: it was a show of shame and falsehood!

hmmmmm, na wa o.

[quote author=antia4u2k5@yaho]Ki! so na so u lik moni reach? *oya com closer lt m giv u ma ATM & PIN NO* lol[/quote]funny u. U neva dey ready sha..

Someone shld summarise d presidential chat media here plz.

@yemmy check dat place.

[quote author=antia4u2k5@yaho]Waooo! im on d que 2, i nid 2 knw who my future girlfrnd is b4 cosidrn hr as my wife.Oya *whisper i2 my ear*[/quote]Pay ur accumulated tithe first!

Mr Calculus: okeiii...datz 9z to hear..*holds lips together*
wheres my chief ortarico

U didnt reply dat side, anyway whats ur admission status?

Mr Calculus: GREAT ALKOKITESSSS.........
@farano i sight u at unibens thread today o wats up

Sshhhhhhhh...lower ur voice na. I'm fyn o

Mr Calculus: HAHA U COME UNIBEN THREAD TODAY..

Ah Calculus how far na? Hav u been admitted?

Asakel: Go 2 bed
Stop roaming abt diz late hour.
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The Night Iz Dark And Full Ov Terror
#game ov thrones

If i catch dia eeh...what wia u doing by dat tym of d 9te 2?

Wow! 1024 pages. Thumbs up!

damosky12: shu! For real? How did u know?

lol...I'm seeing things. Come lemme tell u who ur future wife is. Lol!

[quote author=antia4u2k5@yaho]I taught u hd bin admited (merit list)[/quote]I'm DE applicant. R u a student?

Supplementary list loading....99.999999999999%

yemmytcm: I av a question to ask , and I hope you guys won't say yemmy has started again with his religion #well,ama ask anyways.

Q- how do you prove an atheist wrong or lemme say correct him when he says "man evolved from apes,period !" ,how do you prove that all tinz were created by God ?

N.B: dnt beg the question (prob by saying,"the bible says"

The existence of d universe proves God's existence. Something had 2 create d universe. Science has no explanation 4 d universe's creation, therefore God created it period.

eni orisha: we r in d same falculty but diff. dept(i'm provisionally offerred edu.english. praying ur name comes out on supp. list, really looking 4ward to tapping in ur advance level experience;u could recall dt i posted here sometimes ago dt i was next to a sec. sch. drop-out.

#Smiles#

Ok

godofphysics: wey d pix?

wey ur own? Lol

Owbeecee: I was thinking we shld do this when d supplementary list is out so we can all celebrate togeda.

I love dis!

Cutesthunk: abi sumtin dey do u ni? Warn urself, i aint a kid

Na World war?

Cutesthunk: lol, c dis one, or u think say na every bodi wey dey here b smal boi? U think am a kid or wat? Think twice o

He was joking

eni orisha: u can see my pic. on my nl profile, meanwhile is supplementary list out?

U must b a good student. Longest tym. Anxiously, curiously & nervously waiting 4 d sup list my bro.