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Cutesthunk: ....abeg no more talks o biko kwanu, i need MONEY TALKS, ABEG.....I NID CASH.....

lol...#singing 'owu sagi' by Wizboy#

Hellllooooo! What cud b d reason 4 dis muteness?? 'Leadership talks' abeg, we don tire 4 'uplifting talks'

Most of us dat hav bin admitted shld start posting there pix here na, 2 avoid strange look on d matric day...ermmm lets start 4rm d medics in d aus, Owbeecee, engr lucky, hillsnite & odas.

dapreacher: Awn..ok ma'am

Aiit dear, Have a fabulous day.

Wow! Some of us r still awake... Interesting #listening 2 Frank Edwards songs#

Cutesthunk: If you're reading this and you are battling with lust of the flesh, immorality, masturbation and pornography, i want you to cheer up! You have victory over these things that have vowed to corrupt our inheritance, go to God in prayers, renew ur mind daily with God's word and sing unto him.......if you are fornicating secretly, masturbating or engaging in something you know is bad, and you think no one sees you, God sees you and desires for you to get closer and closer to him.......what are we pursuing in life? What will we gain in enjoying deadly pleasures that will mar our souls at the end? What do we gain if we had all the money in the world? There's something that counts above all this, its knowing the master.......let him who think he stands take heed lest he falls, drop that evil habit today, if you don't drop it, you'll be dropped tomorrow! Decide which path to follow today, the RIGHTEOUS PATH OR THE UNGODLY PATH, the latter leads to destruction................... HONOUR IS ROOTED IN RIGHTEOUSNESS.... HOLINESS IS THE FASTEST VEHICLE TO ANY WHERE YOU'LL GET TO IN LIFE..,...Make this decision today my friends....you'll be glad cutest hunk told you so...,.....please read proverb 5,6 and 7 if u battling with fornication and masturbation!

Noted

dapreacher: Zweerie u aven't still whispered dat stuff to my ear o

lol...dat stuff fit cos snarl-up here o #rest my case#

[quote author=@farano]GUYS LETS HAVE FUN! #clears throat# An American, an English man & a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly, d devil appeared & said ''drop anything in d sea if i find it I'll eat u, if I can't , I'll be ur slave". The American dropped a pin, d devil found it & ate him. The English man dropped coin, d devil found it & ate him too!......can someone guess what Omo Naija dropped?[/quote]The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in d sea & said: ''Na today? Find am now!

I've been bizy, u know, bizy laffin. Dis particular page is very funny. Lol!

GUYS LETS HAVE FUN! #clears throat# An American, an English man & a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly, d devil appeared & said ''drop anything in d sea if i find it I'll eat u, if I can't , I'll be ur slave". The American dropped a pin, d devil found it & ate him. The English man dropped coin, d devil found it & ate him too!......can someone guess what Omo Naija dropped?

yemmytcm: #Singing and whistling - ddrmmffff..lllsfmmmm....God of elijah send down fire (x4)# da song is dedicated to dapreacher !

lmao!....@ dapreacher shey u get muscle ni?

Labodiiho how far na? R u writin UI's postume on sat?

Junki04: its an awkward truth..dy are d most hardworking student in d uni..dy borrow courses like everywhere + drr own courses..education is really hectic

Lol! I remembered doing 24 courses wen i was in COE & still graduated wif good result.

dapreacher: nope...i meant ur twitter username...cos of d '@'...hope i'm not trespassing et intruding on ur privacy tho

I'm not on twitter neither am I on fb. Only on Whatsapp...#come little closer lemme whisper d digits in ur ear# Hope u had a pleasant 9te rest?

dapreacher: '@farano' is this ur handle??

Do u mean my real name?

Mesopotamia: Folks,as i ernestly wait for unilag's supplementary list,i'm glad to inform you all that i've been shortlisted to sit for university of ibadan putme on saturday.Please pray for me.

Goodluck

Hellllooooooooo, whats happening in here?? Well, ASUU, FG, & Supplementary list will not stop me 4rm praising my God!!!...#kneels# Lion of d tribe of Judah, who fit put am 4 zoo?nobody! He broke d law of Physics & walked on sea. He broke d law of Chemistry & turned water into wine. He broke d law of Economics(scarcity) & fed d multitude wif 5 loaves of bread & 2 fishes. He broke d law of biology(reproduction), he was born of a virgn. He broke d law of social network, He's not on twitter nor facebook yet nations follow Him! The Ancient of days, Lily of d valley, King of kings & Lord of lords, Rose of Sharon, Ominipotent, Ominipresent, Ominiscient, Adonai, Jehova El-shaddai, Rapha, Nissi, Elohim, Shamma, Bright morning star,I AM DAT I AM, Tamuno, Obinigwe, Kabiyesi, Ebubedike, D eternal rock of ages, Okaka, words r too small 2 describe Him our Messiah!!!

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Lol! Season 2 go still come out sef

ASUU calls off....#sneezes#....... I need procold!

Hi! Happy sunday

Grammar don plenty 4 here...#hibernating mode activating#

godofphysics: shush!!!*whispering* pls advise me of wat to say, i can't afford to Bleep up now. I'm almost there

..person wan fall person hand 4 here..

rashywire: hmn, while i was coming 4rm lag afta my xam d other day, na so kidnappers carry go ilasa to 1 herbalist, d man chanted hoping i'm nt conscious, buh i was. in short, dey collected my phone n ask me 2 leave. i just giv tanks 2 almighty GOD. datz y i'v nt been onlyn oo. @ all help me tank GOD.

Pele

godofphysics: Dr Asiko, i'm presently callin Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to come and help me toast you. U go hear am today

Patiently waiting o

[quote author=Dr. Asiko]lmao[/quote]Ah! Ah!! Shy??...#giggles#

[quote author=Kiingsolomon][/quote]what?

#shouts# Godwin show ur face joor! I'm missing u

@Yemmy how was ur nyt? Hope u slpt well?

Kiingsolomon: U pple dey vex uplift dis thread ooo... Ehm, abeg make una ride am small small naw. @farano and cutesthunk...

Ermmmmm King Solomon, i go change am 4 u o #clenches fist#

Akanbi93: HAn han,Where is d lord God of ELIJAH?arise by fire and whirlwind,collide with d strong men delayn ASUU strike,grand dem to powder, nd burn dem 2 ashes. In jesus name

Grind & burn which people? What av dey done 2 deserve death o?? U shuld av asked God 2 change dea minds na

Ortarico: She's very fine, thanks for asking after her.

Good 2 know

Zikstar4me: The plain truth is that discussing great ideas first requires getting ideas. Ideas have to be thought out. And deep thinking is practised by few. maybe that is why the few that do it are called great

A brilliant idea is lyk a baby in a mother's womb. You need 2 bring it out in d world, nurture it, feed it, grow it, till it becomes big enough 2 take care of itself. If u leave it @ d stage of an idea itself, it is as good as non existent.