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Morning greetings 2 u all. Oya Yemmy(although ur...hahaha),mr calculus,mastermynd,gistwithmontaro(abi gistwithfarano) & others, do ur corrections now b4 i....... no execpt yemmy

cyntybabe: Mastamynd actuali u were corrct bt u did u luk &read we'll w@ d trend is all abt,its 4 getin info nd nt 4 solvin or throwin qustns,if u wnt 2 do d@ dia r tutorial classes 4 d@ nt shwin off w@ u've bin tot @ ur tutorial claimin guru...pple claimin guru go dey 4 hous whyl dos smart 1s wil b dia entrin&farano wasn't referin 2 u&tnx 4 d info,d@ day mite reach u mayb confused seein a different tin entirely

Are u DE aspirant?

Labodinho long time. U dey c wetin my eyes dey c? Yemmy where are u? Godwinn aw are u?

oladoya: auntyfarano nawao u copy google so tay u copy rhussia join yuri gangarin. Welldone sha just joking

Na Nigerian d man b?abi his 4rm ur home town

mastermynd: [color=#550000]
Gud mawning #team lag#
quickly brush ur teeth and have appetizer
Which of the following is not an enclave
country?
A. Gambia
B. Lesotho
C. Vatican City
D. San Marino
2.One of these is not a coastal state?
A. Lagos
B. Port Harcourt
C. Benin
D. warri.
3.The process where a computer provides
computing services to several users
concurrently online is called
A. Time-sharing system
B. Batch system
C. Real-time system
D. Network system
4.The player scored a hat-trick means he
scored
A. a goal
B. two goals
C. three goals
D. fourth goal
5.A person walking 5/6 of his usual rate is
40 minutes late. What is his usual time?
A. 3 hrs 20mins
B. 30 hrs 10 mins
C. 4 hrs
D. 2 hrs 40mins
show no 5 workings,as both carry half mark...
LEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO

ACACA

gistwithmontaro: Ok guys, you can giveth a shot
1. What is the capital of vietnam?
2. Which animal has the biggest eyes of any livin creature?
3. What name is given to a dealer licensed to lend money on the security of an item of portable personal property?
4. What is the capital of Ethopia?
5. How many rings on the olympic flag?
6. Where in your body is your patella?
7. Who was the first man in space?
8. If you had pogonophobia, what would you be afraid of
9. Which country grows the most fruit?
10. Which company is owned by Bill Gate
11. What type of acid is used in car batteries

1.Hanoi...2.colossal squid...3.pawnbroker...4.Addis Ababa...5.5 interlaced rings...6.kneecap...7.Russian Yuri Gagarin...8.a fear of Beards...9.China...10.Microsoft...11.sulphuric acid

yemmytcm: Hello guys and girls,

Guys Calm down ! Diz room is noisy,and unsettled and disorganised...haba. Some going towards diz side,others towards another. Many of us are turning diz into a competition to which I see as childish. Pls,it will be better if we dnt av more questions for now,lets resolve all diz ones flying about,and dnt forget da main target of the thread...SHARE INFORMATION...#Yours sincerely,Adéyemí

Thats true.

gistwithmontaro: Ok guys, you can giveth a shot
1. What is the capital of vietnam?
2. Which animal has the biggest eyes of any livin creature?
3. What name is given to a dealer licensed to lend money on the security of an item of portable personal property?
4. What is the capital of Ethopia?
5. How many rings on the olympic flag?
6. Where in your body is your patella?
7. Who was the first man in space?
8. If you had pogonophobia, what would you be afraid of
9. Which country grows the most fruit?
10. Which company is owned by Bill Gate
11. What type of acid is used in car batteries

nawaooo

cyntybabe: As 4 me I feel u guyz r jst shwin off,well wen d day comes we shall knw d empty boastas nd d real gurus...anyway plz I nid a reply 4rm a studnt of unilag 2 tel me my chances of gaining admissn in2 200l accountin/managemnt wit a lower crdit 4rm anoda skul

As 4 me, I feel Accounting is highly competitive 4 dat ur grade'lower credit'. People wit distinction are still struggling 4 admission. And pls learn how 2 appreciate peoples work.

[quote author=yemmytcm]Oya come to da dining table...lets eat...farano oya pray for us as we eat :

1. A binary operation is defined by a*b = a+b-3. The identity is ?
2.find the gradient on the curve Y=16/x where x =8.
3.Millenium development goals was grouped into how many points ?
(a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9
4. How many rivers is in africa ? (a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9.
Study the ffl sentences then determine da type of each sentence.
5. In the backyard on the fence,there are a dozen birds.
A. Complex B. Compound C. Simple D. Compound complex.
6. When I was in the library,some students were gossiping about me,and I was right behind them.
A. Compound complex B. Compound C. Complex D. Simple...

Diz is what I call balance diet ! Say cheese !#luv ya all

mastermynd: [color=#550000]
Gud mawning #team lag#
quickly brush ur teeth and have appetizer
Which of the following is not an enclave
country?
A. Gambia
B. Lesotho
C. Vatican City
D. San Marino
2.One of these is not a coastal state?
A. Lagos
B. Port Harcourt
C. Benin
D. warri.
3.The process where a computer provides
computing services to several users
concurrently online is called
A. Time-sharing system
B. Batch system
C. Real-time system
D. Network system
4.The player scored a hat-trick means he
scored
A. a goal
B. two goals
C. three goals
D. fourth goal
5.A person walking 5/6 of his usual rate is
40 minutes late. What is his usual time?
A. 3 hrs 20mins
B. 30 hrs 10 mins
C. 4 hrs
D. 2 hrs 40mins
show no 5 workings,as both carry half mark...
LEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO

THE SIT IS GETTING HOTTER!

yemmytcm: Its a pity....still waiting for ya answers o...I tot you guys will rush the something ni o...[hands on chin..smh]

d food hmm no b here o. Preserve it 2moro u serve it as breakfast & lunch. Good9th

Yemmy where are u? Oh! ur sleeping. I can hear u snoring...wake up & wash d dishes jare.

Ortarico: Of course, don't you trust me?

I trust Nairalanders. Hmm...no b small thing o.

yemmytcm: Oya come to da dining table...lets eat...farano oya pray for us as we eat :

1. A binary operation is defined by a*b = a+b-3. The identity is ?
2.find the gradient on the curve Y=16/x where x =8.
3.Millenium development goals was grouped into how many points ?
(a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9
4. How many rivers is in africa ? (a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9.
Study the ffl sentences then determine da type of each sentence.
5. In the backyard on the fence,there are a dozen birds.
A. Complex B. Compound C. Simple D. Compound complex.
6. When I was in the library,some students were gossiping about me,and I was right behind them.
A. Compound complex B. Compound C. Complex D. Simple...

Diz is what I call balance diet ! Say cheese !#luv ya all

1&2 pending till 2moro, 3B, 4B, 5B, 6C

mastermynd: [color=#990000][/color
PLS LET ME HAV D HONOUR OF SERVING DESSERT...
1.Which is the longest river in the World?
A. Mississippi
B. Congo
C. Amazon
D. Nile
2.Which is the largest island in the world?
A. Greenland
B. New Zealand
C. Madagascar
D. Faroe Island.
3.The International Court of Justice (ICJ) has
its headquarter in
A. Johannesburg
B. Lisbon
C. New York
D. Hague
4.Which explorer was the first man at the
south pole?
A. Samuel Morse
B. Roald Amundsen
C. Edmund Hillary
D. R. F. Scott
5.A person who is between 80-89 years old
is called
A. octogonarian
B. octetian
C. octogenarian
D. octagonary

DADBC @yemmy, your food is pepperish 2 my taste. Still loading sha.

yemmytcm: Oya come to da dining table...lets eat...farano oya pray for us as we eat :

1. A binary operation is defined by a*b = a+b-3. The identity is ?
2.find the gradient on the curve Y=16/x where x =8.
3.Millenium development goals was grouped into how many points ?
(a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9
4. How many rivers is in africa ? (a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9.
Study the ffl sentences then determine da type of each sentence.
5. In the backyard on the fence,there are a dozen birds.
A. Complex B. Compound C. Simple D. Compound complex.
6. When I was in the library,some students were gossiping about me,and I was right behind them.
A. Compound complex B. Compound C. Complex D. Simple...

Diz is what I call balance diet ! Say cheese !#luv ya all

U wont go to bed on time 2day. U will finish washing d dishes b4 slping. Hahaha

yemmytcm: Oya come to da dining table...lets eat...farano oya pray for us as we eat :

1. A binary operation is defined by a*b = a+b-3. The identity is ?
2.find the gradient on the curve Y=16/x where x =8.
3.Millenium development goals was grouped into how many points ?
(a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9
4. How many rivers is in africa ? (a)6 (b)7 (c)8 (d)9.
Study the ffl sentences then determine da type of each sentence.
5. In the backyard on the fence,there are a dozen birds.
A. Complex B. Compound C. Simple D. Compound complex.
6. When I was in the library,some students were gossiping about me,and I was right behind them.
A. Compound complex B. Compound C. Complex D. Simple...

Diz is what I call balance diet ! Say cheese !#luv ya all

U sure sey person fit chop dis food? Whats d name of dis food sef? I'm no more hungry!

[quote author=Omosivie,] There's no correction. I posted the questions here for u guys to see how last year questions were and for us to post the likely answers. I'm not totally sure of the answers so i'd rather not post them [/quote]ohk

Mr Calculus: A fisherman's day is rated as gud if e catches 9 fishes,fair if 7 fishes & bad if 5 fishes.He catches 53 fishes in a week & had all gud,fair & bad days in d week.How many gud,fair & bad did d fisherman had in a week?
(A)4 gud,1 fair & 2 bad days.
(B)3 gud,2 fair & 1 days.
(C)2 gud,3 fair & 3 days.
(D)4 gud,3 fair & 2 days.
[plz show ur workings 2 o]

joining d chorus A

yemmytcm: @rashywire, ya number 2 question,the ans is 0... That no 1,is loading

neva tasted ur food o, we dont want salty soup

Ortarico: hmmn. . . .I get Solomon's qualities except that cucumber sori concubine tinz

Really

rashywire: @farano, labodinho, yemmyt n others, luk @ my maths questions nw n also d 1 @ maths gurus

Maths hmmmm, no vex i no sabi am o.

mastermynd: hello great aspirants,
i hav followed dis thread for about a week or so,,,and i must confess,hav fallen in luv with d thread already..,,thumbs up to yemmy,farano,ortrarico,labodinho,lurve,calculux,busyguy,rashywire,donmayor,asiko, and everybody,,.
Am in for psychology,bt hav a low jambscore of 202,,,any advice

Ur welcome. D only advice is 4 u 2 read & pray. Thanks

[quote author=Omosivie,]1 Who hosted the 2008 olympics?
2 When did Ken saro wiwa die?
3 Lagos became a crown colony in what year?
4 Who is the current chairman of Ecowas?
5 Who invented the telephone?
6 The first African to serve as Sec gen in UNO is?
7 Who led the jihad to Nupe?
8 The former name for the present Zimbabwe is?
9 Taxation started in what part of Nigeria?
10 The name of the parliament in Nigeria is called?
11 The river Niger takes its source from?
12 The largest city in the world is?
13 How many countries are in Africa?
14 Who was the first prime minister in Britian?
15 The longest serving prime minister was?
16 The first person to develop Nuclear bomb was?
17 The name of India's first missle lauch is?
18 Las vegas is a state in which country?
19 When was the terrorist attack on Usa?
20 What's the main tribe in Rwanda? [/quote]DO D CORRECTION OMOSIVE

Ortarico: Hmmn. . . .blessed is the servant who does it with wisdom, lolzz:
1. B
2. A
3. A
4. A
5. B
6. A

King Solomon. How many concubines do u hav?lolz

Ortarico: I scored 10 then...

yeah, including buzy & themmy

Lurve: which of the following expressions is correct? 1(a)you cannot eat your cake and have it (b) you cannot have your cake and eat it. 2(a)you are in the soup (b)you are in soup. 3(a)rest assured (b)be rest assured. 4(a) to be on the safer side (b) to be at the safer side. 5(a) benefit of doubt (b) benefit of the doubt. 6(a) bite off more than you can chew (b)bite more than you can chew

AAAABA

House no breakfast? or should I....dodging stones,planks,etc

yemmytcm: dnt mind him jere,He has forgotten ni.....you knw His head is kinda busy(wife,children,work,unilag) how are you doing ? Me I aint on whatsapp o...2go,facebook lobatan

only on whatsapp

labodinho: N wu told u i dnt knw u'r an aspirant of Edu. Science.Itz bcus u'r not doing science courses for post utme,u culd ve been invited.

No knowledge is a waste

Ortarico: Good mornin' to you! Hmmmn. . . . .no 4, momento abi memento?

Memento pls,dat was an error