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Politics / Re: Impeachment: DSS, Police Take Over Cross River Assembly by FarSide: 2:01pm On May 22
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Politics / Re: My Enemies Now Sleep With Eyes Open – Fubara by FarSide: 3:09pm On May 16
Wike right now grin

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Politics / Re: Check Out The Cost Of Obtaining Ebonyi State APC LG Election Forms by FarSide: 7:55am On May 14
The price is outrageous. How much is the salary of a local government chairman?? How possible can he recover N25m in 3 years and still make some profits without embezzling public funds?
Nigerian political parties are worse than Boko Haram and bandits combined.

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Politics / Re: Cyber Security Levy: Peter Obi's 2021 Tweet On Taxation Trends by FarSide: 9:41am On May 08
helinues:


Okay, if we don't want the government to borrow unnecessarily, where do Peter Obi expect to get the funds to put into SMEs? Government already started with something like the recent N50k payment

The said tax in Nigeria which is amongst the lowest in Africa, how many Nigerians are paying it?

What's the % of people that would be affected with the 0.005% increase?

The increments in cyber security was approved 6 years ago but never implemented
The billions and trillions of naira being embezzled by our so called leaders can empower millions of people with a good start up capital. Who business do u expect someone in Nigeria to open with 50k? Almost everybody that got that money used it for stomach infrastructure.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by FarSide: 3:32pm On May 04
Namaster:
You need to visit a neurologist because something is WRONG with your brain.

A girl nearly ATTACKED your sister, intimidated your friend and seized your phone YET you're still folding your arms and looking.

She OSTRACIZES you from your female friends while she frolicks with all the men in your community. And collects gifts from them.

Rest assured that gift is not the only thing she's collecting. She's collecting diicks, too.

Women who have a man like you on lockdown will ALWAYS Bleep around. Your case is not an exception.

Also a CRAZY woman made you lose out on a financial deal and you did not discharge her IMMEDIATELY? What's wrong with you?

You are not married yet and she's already stealing your peace of mind and making you a cuckold. Nothing good will come out of that relationship.

I bet you are NOT even getting sex from the she-devil.

Anyway, you know what to do. Go to her right NOW and break up the calamity you call a relationship. Tell her you are not doing again.

Tell her to LEAVE your house immediately. Don't negotiate. Don't talk about anything. Just END it!

If you are scared, go with some of your friends. Don't be afraid to look like a pussy. Everybody already knows you are a pussy.

But whatever you do, make sure that bitch leaves TODAY!

If she claims to be pregnant, wish her luck and tell her you'll see her in 9 months. Then make sure your first interaction is at a lab for a DNA test.

KICK. HER. OUT. TODAY.
My brother, I'm just trying my best to contain her but I will still do the needful if need be
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by FarSide: 3:30pm On May 04
Twoclans:
She never meet werey girls

They will tell her that thing she wants to hear and beat her join.

Height of insecurity angry
Hopefully one day she will. I've told her that

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Romance / My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by FarSide: 2:46pm On May 04
Hello fam, after my last year's ordeal, I decided to settle down.
I asked my girl to move in with me. We've been together for like 4 months now but the problem is that she doesn't want me to talk to any lady whatsoever

I mean she charges at lady that comes close to me, no matter who.
First was the day I met my married sister with her son close to our compound; my girl doesn't know she's my sister cos she doesn't stay around and they never met. She almost pounced on my sister. I told her she's my sister but she still doubted. I got angry because her action was embarrassing to me.

This week I saw a friend close to our gate on a very busy road, I stopped to say hi. We greeted and parted. I never knew my girl was watching us; she charged at the girl and demanded to know what business she has with me. The girl told her she has no business with me and my girl warned her to stay away from me or she will naked her next time she sees her around me. She me inside and started a fight. Took my phones switched it off and I lost a contract cos my client called while my phone was off.

The worst part is that she knows all the guys on our street, both married and single are her friends. Some even buy her stuffs/gifts but I can't talk to anyone for any reason

I've been thinking it's a terrible mistake having this girl in my life. I have never been happy that she's around, I prefer staying outside to coming home.
I've gone to see her people once but ever since she started all these drama, I've lost the zeal to continue anything with her.

Can anyone advise me on how to handle this issue please

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Politics / Re: Bandits Impose Levies On Kaduna Farmers Before Harvest by FarSide: 8:20am On Nov 24, 2023
The same hand that voted APC is the same hand that will pay levy. More and more levies to come grin
Politics / Re: Bandits Burn Farms In Niger State, Impose ₦30M Levy Each, Drop Phone Number by FarSide: 8:50pm On Nov 14, 2023
We warned them but they called us headless mobs grin
Now they will know the real meaning of headless if they refuse to pay.
People working so hard to pay bandits to buy more weapons and use on them. grin grin

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Politics / Re: ISRAEL Bombs Second Largest Hospital In GAZA To The Ground. by FarSide: 7:33am On Nov 14, 2023
banku:
Why would anyone with a human brain jubilate over killer instinct of children and babies? The most ever in a war.
Hamas doesn't know they have babies when they chose to attack Israel? Or u think no baby was killed in Israel? Thy get what they deserve, they are all baby Hamas after all.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza War: IDF Forces Take Over Hamas Parliament ( Pics) by FarSide: 8:43pm On Nov 13, 2023
But wetin gave these Hamas boys morale to attack Israel in the first place??

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 9:53pm On Nov 12, 2023
grin
make we marry na
Kemadealadire:
OP, stop fornicating, you will soon carry the one that is worse.
Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 9:52pm On Nov 12, 2023
rexfada:
Would you have started this thread if the result was positive?
Why not. After all no one here knows me. It would have been the best place to vent my frustration grin
Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 7:22pm On Nov 12, 2023
dapsoneh:
U might be in the window period
4Q🤣
Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 7:21pm On Nov 12, 2023
elonize:
The guy say he's cleared.but sm ppo still dey talk...wetin dey worry these ppo sef..una 1 force am get am😡😠
Help me ask them oo.🤣🤣
Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 7:20pm On Nov 12, 2023
Bornboy4:
If she's unfaithful to you, she may pass it to you.
Then it's not my fault again. The girl is actually decent and she's the one that asked me to go for the test
Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 7:17pm On Nov 12, 2023
MatrixReloaded:

I thought as much. He never see anything. No dey climb women wey u no pay her bride price dem no dey hear.
If u must always wear protection.
So married women doesn't cheat??
I just want to play safe, it's not a guarantee that I won't get the virus but them I won't blame myself + I will know who infected me.
The virus can be caught on accident scene, barbing saloon, even mother to child. We just need to play safe and that's all
Politics / Re: Bayelsa: Voters Get N40,000 In Massive Vote-buying by FarSide: 7:58am On Nov 12, 2023
One good reason I don't pity Nigerians no matter how hard the country is. I will be the last idiot to sell myself out for a token. I have conscience that judges my actions. Why would someone trade son's scholarship award for 14k?? That's madness
I think all of us are mad in this country.
Politics / Re: ‘840-0’ — APC’s Ododo Defeats Ajaka, Melaye At Yahaya Bello’s Polling Unit by FarSide: 6:34am On Nov 12, 2023
Magomago

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Politics / Re: Asari-Dokubo: I’m Not Supporting Tinubu For Appointment by FarSide: 6:33am On Nov 12, 2023
Oga u are. Tell us the truth, we won't beat u grin

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2023
Aldol:

Op will you still knack without protection?
grin grin grin
God forbid.... Except my girl now

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 12:03pm On Nov 11, 2023
oxygenator:

It is not easy to be free like that when you chop with Satan.

The virus can hide and be dormant and not multiply to give a negative result.
Who gave you that freedom when you have murdered sleep? Sleep no more until you serve the punishment of nacking for free.

Ok man, I dey pull your legs, just pray make the result be true o. You need to confirm the first test.

The fact is that a few sessions of hyperbaric oxygen therapy -hbot can wipe out traces of hiv and keep the person's viral load at ZERO.
I'm free bro. No more test self, I no do again. I never had any symptoms of HIV I just wanted a confirmation test grin

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 9:27pm On Nov 10, 2023
seborrhic:
Congrats,but there is actually a 3months window period before the virus shows in your bloodgrin
However,I still feel you would come out negative because:
(1)The ladies you slept with may all be negative due to the fact that hiv is not as rampant as people believe.
(2)Sometimes it takes high viral load in a HIV positive individual,not mere having the virus,to transmit to a partner.
(3)A positive man is more likely to transmit the virus to a woman than the converse due to anatomical structures at play during sex.
That is why the commonest and easiest way to transmit the virus is through blood contact,for eg,from an infected person that you share needles with,from unscreened blood during transfusion or from a HIV positive ga y man that has sex with another ga y because during that abhorrent sexual act,wounds and sores would be created in the other partner causing the virus to easily enter the blood through such wounds.
Infact, HIV became rampant and spread from the activities of gays and intravenous drug addicts/abusers.
it been more than 3 my months since my last sexual exposure. I'm free!!

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Health / My HIV Test Result - Farside by FarSide: 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2023
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

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Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 8:16pm On Oct 31, 2023
Aframs:
Guy this is so crazy, situation, I was in your shoes sometimes a go, because I go rough and raw, keeping in my mind that am in troubles that i should infected with HIV.

One day ,my elder sisters daughter got sick and admitted in the hospital, the doctor said the daughter need to get blood transfusion .

my younger sister call me over phone , that brother, you will need to come to the hospital, may be you can be fit to donates blood ....I said donates what? Me, that my blood is so low ,I don't think I will be fit to donates,
I quickly end the call and off my phone,..then lock my door Japa to one of my friend place cool my self from tension, ..donates what! In my mind
Few hr later , I saw my mother at my friend house ,telling to enter car to the hospital ,may be I can be fit to donates, I repeat my blood is low, she reply doctor ,can said you fit or not, since her husband was out of the state, you need to help
Guy ,I enter car and reach hospital,
They collect my blood through finger thumb,
Then told me to go and sit down, they will call me later

On Waiting for respond, I have arranged my self for fight ,if doctor says any thing positive ,he will be in troubles with me

My guy, they call me to come and donates , they collected two bag of blood from body, I still walk for 5km with joys in minds , I don't even remember to get cab , am so free ,

but I take a malt and milk shaaaa

That how I know my status....
I can imagine that level of joy.
But this ur story funny af grin
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2023
jimmynauty:
Farside
Wooow GWR-athon

Omo no dulling

Enjoyed while it lasted
Abeg shift
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 6:39pm On Oct 31, 2023
tochez24:



This is so me right now🤦🏾‍♂️

I did hiv test last around 2018 or so which was negative then..... But since then i have sincerely lost count of how many girls i have slept with, though some was with condom!!!!

Right now that I'm matured enough and has decided to come clean with life and be sexually responsible.

Getting a HIV test right now seems like a death warrant to me, though i don't and have never noticed any symptoms of HIV before.

But getting myself to go run the test seems like a thousand ways to die for me😪
Baba how we go do am na. If say u dey my location, we for go together oo. This kind feelings bad oo I swear.

Even google don vex for me self. My search history for the past weeks all centered on HIV. E remain to search who the father of HIV is.
I just wished there is a lasting sure symptom of HIV. I for use my tongue to count my teeth
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 5:47pm On Oct 31, 2023
Yomit71:

Honestly, we're both in this situation. May God deliver us from daughters of Jesebel lipsrsealed
Make I dm guy
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2023
Paramount01:



Have u slept with ur girl before before .I mean unprotected sex with her?
No
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 3:32pm On Oct 31, 2023
Mayeldah:
Hope you will remain faithful to her?

if not please leave her alone and continue with your olosho fishing
Boss if I do am again make I bend. U no go understand.
I've told my guy shaa he's helping me get over it. We've scheduled to go for the test next week.
God save me!
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by FarSide: 3:20pm On Oct 31, 2023
yeyebrity:
When you were diving in raw, you weren't scared. Now you're shiverring like a chicken that they poured water on. Congratulations in advance on your HIV positive status. I have zero compassion for you.
Boss u are wicked oo

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