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Nigerian used DonADESIDA: |
I lost 4m this January. I'm buying a new engine of 1m tomorrow and since that January I've spent over 1.2m trying to fix the unfixable. I'm in pains rn |
Na the boy wey come hit me oo. No be me hit am. themanderon: |
Oga I didn't hit him, he did. I was on my lane when he suddenly dashed out from where he was standing with his sisters. Apparently, they were waiting for the road to clear before crossing, but the stupid boy for his own demonic reason tried to put me in trouble. Everyone around there knew it wasn't my fault themanderon: |
Back in 2023 and 2014 respectively, Tinubu made these promises to Nigerians. I hope we can get it right this time around.
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So, last week, I was involved in an accident with my new car. The victim, a boy of about 10 years laid lifeless on the road. Though it wasn't my fault but that a story for another day... At first I thought it's just an accident, maybe if the boy dies, the parents will now carry him and burry. And maybe at worst, it's a bad name, people could be suspecting me of murder... Anyways their opinion I thought. After all it's not my fault . But then something struck me. I have no driving license! That's when I realized I could be in for a long thing. How can I clear myself at the police station. I could be charged for murder and I will be doing a prison term for it. At that moment, I started sweating profusely. I realized a single act of negligence (failing to get a driving license) could land me in serious trouble. But then, my African instinct came in, a consolation I thought. I said to myself, if this boy dies, I will be going straight to a driving school that promised to help me process my driving license and get it instantly at any cost. With that my offense could be dismissed as just an accident. Well, lucky me, I took the boy to the hospital and he survived. Drove home and grounded the car. Moved straight to the driving school to process the license. To my greatest surprise, they only gave me an enrollment form to fill that day and told me the process will be continued after 26 working days!!! I was like "sir, is there no way to fast track this?" He said no way. That was when I realized there is no shortcut to freedom had the boy died from the accident. Well, I'm still patiently waiting to continue the processing and get a valid license. Though I drive the car once in a while but I'm extremely cautious. And I pray my chi will see me through. Lawyers in the house, what do you think would have been my punishment?? My fellow new drivers, do well to get your license asap.
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joromii:I'll definitely go with a mechanic but I just wanted to know the price range |
Ok thanks. I really appreciate Osgilliat: |
Comments here are scary. This almost happened to me yesterday. A stupid small boy of about 10 years old dashed himself towards me at full speed. Hit himself on my bumper and landed flat on the road. I was terrified because I no license. Thanks to my chi that the boy woke up at the hospital |
Car parts dealers. I want to know the current price of Corolla 2005 engine. My car has been on my neck lately and I just want to change the engine completely. How much could it cost please
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I don't really know wetin man do man >: LordBiden: |
No, never |
The useless mouth-runner got what he deserves. Very stupid man. Why not call his ragtag bush rats to get him out of prison |
U are wrong They are Iran( chief terror ) Hamas Hezbollah Houthis and you God1000: |
North Korea is the hell on earth |
Mirasteel:Your Muslim is so useless |
Na them. Islam is a mental problem. She should get the hell out. U want Trump to import terrorist from Iran to bomb California abi Washington. You can move to Iran if you so much love your terrorist brothers |
whippersnapper:Asake needs the sense more bro. |
Our paper tiger soldiers? ![]() |
Asake is a Muslim?? I'm done listening to his music. |
I really don’t understand how some people can come online and say Iran is “winning” this war. Let’s forget the U.S. for a moment, if this were a football match between Iran and Israel, there wouldn’t even be a draw. Israel hasn’t lost a single soldier so far. Iran, on the other hand, hasn’t been able to hit any of Israel’s important targets. Most of what they do is fire missiles at cities, and Israel’s Iron Dome stops at least 9 out of 10 of them. In other words, Iran hasn’t scored a single “goal.” Meanwhile, Israel is striking carefully and precisely, hitting government and military targets, even their top generals, and giving civilians a chance to evacuate. Imagine the power of having full control of the skies, flying fighter jets above your enemy, and being able to hit your target without opposition. If Israel were just bombing indiscriminately, the numbers of casualties in Iran would already be staggering. With or without America, Israel would dominate. Why? Simple, Israel has air superiority, and that changes everything.
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I would tell you same if u asked me |
Anything to get in touch with the USA 😂 He really misses that country. Oga shut up, what have you done to protect life and properties of the victims of terrorism in Nigeria? |
Wow. He has done what many state governors have not done. Kudos to him |
What is in the box? They should just remain up North |
You buy market, come dey cry for wetin dey inside. Cry me a river. You should even be happy the Israeli bullets didn't touch you and your are here crying foul. Your father have gone to meet his 72 virgins, you should be happy for him |
What pains me most is that this Nwifuru is a professor of substandard and low pace projects. He hasn't achieved any meaningful thing since he assumed office. Just dulling around, sharing money |
A man like dangote should just buy PHCN. We need a real change in the power sector |
Felabrity:I tire oo |
Judolisco:He is a governor. He should show his immediate community some love. Other governors did it; he also should do it. Charity begins at home |