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Not for long mate. Your reign was shorter than a leprechaun

Dee money

kateflow:
check up

that was so predictable, . Anyway its not over till the fat lady drops a fart

How else would you know that its a question?

No I'm very happy


Whats the problem with these kids of nowadays?

Them against us

finger

last card

Take what Forbes figured, then figure more
Cos the forgot to account what I did with the raw

Jay-Z (Roc boys)


----
How could you falter when you're the rock of gibralter
Had to get off the boat so I can walk on water
This ain't a tall order this is nothing to me
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week, I do this in my sleep
I sold kilos of coke, so I'm guessing I can sell CDs
I'm not a business man, I'm a bizness, mayn
Let me handle my business, damn.

Jay-Z (diamonds are forever remix)

Get them to arm-wrestle. The winner gets to sit in front with you,

Same as last year.

Get fitter (gym o gym why art thou so hard to keep up, )
Smile more,

Is she hot?
Seriously though men its a matter of deciding whether u want to get fired now or (possibly) later.
If you have no moral problems with it, go for it - afterall she's going to fire u anyway

dapsins69:
Knock knock
Who's there?
me,
Me who?
[i][/i]onile,
I open the door and shoot your murder fucking face

Its spelt motherfucking, you dimwit.

numbers

Such is life. Own your own world.

somze:
OMG I just noticed these rhymes . . . Seun has done it again.
Another nairaland runs
Brownsilk and Tommy . . . Goodluck ya'll

Thot I saw Jesus reigns on his profile
Brownsilk, this brother, don't defile
Or on seconds thoughts, pls test his mettle

xyz

Sorry. No blankets?

Yes.

Weren't you my dealer?

Too bad. I guess I'll be the only one posting my own jokes then.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito

You know the drill. I'll start

knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.

casper

Well I guess you could also be an welder.

Sorry can't help you there
Slept off on the couch while watching TV.
Woke up with a stiff neck if anyone would like to sympathize

Ok. Sweet dreams. Mwah

gani

Five things about Fashizzle
First thing I don't hustle
I know the name got y'all twisted like a puzzle
I'm so hot I sizzle
Try to muzzle me but you know I won't move a muscle
Seeing the dark clouds - so I got my rain-coat on in case it drizzle
, and on this note I go out, with a little fizzle

_{*you know I gat this *}

Yep. Black maria treatment and all that as well


Next?

demented

fatuous





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