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Must be your love-vendor stroll, pimpin',
Anyway I'm sure you'd rather have this problem than the opposite.

pterygott:
all you guys think that its not cool, but howcome the new SMIRNOFF ICE ad tells us its a smart move? . . .I know the guy didn't straight fowardly bad mouth his friend, but or heaven's sake he freakin burnt the guy's cable all the same

Unfortunately I haven't seen this advert. Can u give the highlights?

Well I've got just one so stay the heck away from me!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mODfAxgGArg
Check out this youtube short clip, its hilarious!
This guy gets knocked the f*** out, flat on the floor but is still throwing punches!
Read the comments too, pretty funny as well

Builder:
Guys find babe's slaps therapeutic, it might be insulting but it triggers blood to shift downwards the body making the third leg attentive

roflol. You're insane man.

You're welcome mizzuz,
Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit?, liking the dark humour aren't we?
Guess you have ninetysomething lives,

davidylan:
and the insults continue. Na wa o.

Black people indeed are genetically engineered to be less intelligent.

Speak for yourself mate, cos otherwise you would have seen that my post was supposed to be funny/ironic. Do you know what irony is, sunshine?

Anyway, keep believing that stuff they put into your head, ok? Soon you'll be back to the cornfields with a padlock hanging from you lips humming kumbaya,

@iice
Tried that but its saves as a pix and doesn't do the whole faux-loading stuff,
Anyway, found it on a site now - it has lots of neat stuff like that. You might want to check it out
http://dennisjudd.com/​gallery/​

At thread: Its only wrong if you're doing it deliberately to get the upper hand, but sometimes its just expressing how u feel. For example I took a girl out sometime ago and was wearing a polo shirt with the collar down and she says "thats not how its worn, the boys in my school wear it with the collar up" , and I could resist a "well feel free to educate them on my behalf next time you notice such juvenile behaviour, " jibe.
Does this fall under badmouthing the competition? Don't think so,

Good question.

Toasting is when you put her in the oven and she comes out all nice and brown.

Asking her out is when she hasn't paid her rent and you regretfully have to let her go

Dating is what they do to fossils to find out how long they've existed.

Any other bright questions, sunshine?

I think our mental picture is the problem. We all have real life pictures in our minds of drivers with dozens of tribal marks and rotten teeth, and housegirls with suffocating B.O.s and a tendency to have "light" fingers

In some places drivers are educated, dress very smart and take good care of themselves and housemaids actually need to have a degree in home-economics or something.

So in conclusion, its possible, but very unlikely in the context I believe the poster is talking about.

That is all

_{***in case you haven't noticed. "That is all" is the new "full stop"}

Yeah well seems I've been meeting a lot of shitheads lately then.

@iice
That "attempting to give a damn" stuff u got on your profile is pretty neat. Know where I can download it from?

Cos its damn hot in here and I don't want anyone asking me no stupid a** questions cos I got my own sh*t to deal with. In fact what the hell am I doing responding to this asinine post. Foshizzle I need to get my head checked out.

No.
In fact I'll say it twice. Its a no-no.
That is all.

weed in holland ke,
God save u.
u 4 trek from there back to naija, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

KIP IT UP ANYWAY!!!!!!

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Smoking weed is legal in holland

@poster
I don't understand what you're asking

Say/do:

(1) I hate you, (while giggling and kissing me passionately at the same time)
(2) Pls come I want to tell you something (with an earnest face) (, then as soon as I get near she bites my ear)
(3) On an all night out with the boys - if you see any girl you like just call me and let me toast her for you on the phone


Yeah I know I'm easy. Simple things like that get me.

@ nana

In response to your question on the position he caught us in.
It was doggy style

@ pasture
Dude. I did your girl and she was sweet.
I'm meeting her again tonight at the same corner. You're welcome to watch again - you peeping tom you,

Do you think its ok for guys to talk negatively about other guys to get girls?

Different Cases in point:
(1) Deliberately saying bad/negative things which are irrelevant in the context of your relations

(2) Saying negative things which may be relevant. e.g. Would you mention to a girl you're interested in that another guy, also toasting her, is seeing another girl as well, ?

(3) Working class guys with financial stability putting down so called "small boys" eg students to get with their girls (we've all heard statements like - when are you going to leave that chewing gum boyfriend of yours?).

Personal opinion - its very wrong and a dishonor to the fine art of courting,

comments please?

What do you think of guys who say negative things about other guys (who they know are also interested) to get girls?

I think this is extremely wrong (player hating I believe its called) but I recently got into a "friendly discussion" with some older guys over whether it was right or wrong, and it seems for some reason they have contrary opinions to this and believes that it works if you can show that you're better than the other guy

Note these guys are rich working class who are used to getting girls by saying things like "When are you going to leave that your chewing gum b/f? etc"

Comments pls? I still maintain its dishonourable and a disrespect to the noble art of courting, but obviously it works on some women as these guys testify

(PS/ I'm working class too but I'd never put down a guy just cos he's still a student and thus maybe not as financially capable as I am)

Alright! Enough you amateurs. Let me break this shit down so that it will be once and forever broke.

Next time you see a girl you like (anywhere) walk up to her and say "Alright, stop."

Then as soon as she stops and turns to you, frown for a second and pause.
Keeping the same serious face suddenly start doing running man and go:

All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention,
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, etc etc

She'll love you for it. I promise,

Me I just say some cool classy stuff like I wanna put my zoom zoom in your boom boom, how's about it? and wink.

lol Nah seriously just make her laugh. I always try to make my first few comments elicit some laughter or at least a smile.

And pls pls don't use chat up lines. I hear they cause cancer!

good luck amigo - lets hear some success stories soon!

I definitely do.

The problem with Naija home videos is not only a lack of subtlety, its a lack of (i) imagination (ii) originality and (iii) believability ( I believe I just created a new word) , its like, does it work?- ok lets use it then,

I once had a conversation with Sam Kargbo (a lawyer turned scriptwriter/movie producer) - myself and some friends were at some bar having drinks while rubbishing Nigerian home videos and he happened to overhear. His comment was that funding is the major deterrent, you want to hire X but the Sponsors say no hire Y instead cos he's cheaper, significant parts of your script get slashed/rewritten because it would be too expensive to film/produce what you originally wrote, etc

That being said he recommended a film he just directed (Blood Diamonds, I think - filmed in Sierra Leone) and gave us copies, we were supposed to watch it and come back there the next day to critique it but he didn't show up,

Good thing he didn't anwyay, cos we still thought it was pretty weak stuff,