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CultureRe: Jamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Fati99(op): 2:15pm On May 21, 2012
geosegun: Please can you send me a personal mail on NL?
or better still send the numbers to geosegun@yahoo.com
I am not too comfortable sending my personal Number for public consumption.
you can send either MTN or Zain/Airtel recharge cards

Many thanks
Ok, check your inbox, I just sent it.
CultureRe: Jamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Fati99(op): 10:24am On May 21, 2012
geosegun: In a nutshell, EKU - in Yoruba language indicates/expresses Endurance/Patience.
EKU tries to praise the Object/Person for his/her act i.e endurance.

No one enjoys Standing for a long time as in EKU IDURO. EKU ISE, EKU IRIN-AJO, ETC

@OP; when and how do i get the recharge card o.

Many thanks
lol @ how do i get the recharge card o, just post your network and number and I would send it you promptly. Thanks for your help. I highly appreciate it.
CultureRe: Jamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Fati99(op): 10:21am On May 21, 2012
olaheavy: First off, I observed that the OP him/herself is not a real Yoruba. He/she maybe one of those Igbo or other yinminrin offspring (in their millions) who were sired in Yorubaland by their immigrant Eastern parents. I mean no bonafide Yoruba would write 'jo' as 'joor.' This stupid erratum will only be committed by the folks who don't know better than to put a 'k' before a 'p' - as 'kpako' in lieu of 'pako.' Moreover, and as rightly put by @Ileke Idi, you Easterners (who are sheltered and succoured in Yorubaland) should please stick to your Biafran blah...blah... okay?
However and, having said that, many Eastern yinminrin and Biafran aj'okuta ma mumi are murdering our beautiful Yoruba language in their silly attempt at translation. Imagine Igbo hardened criminals saying that the words 'E ku' literally mean 'die' in English. What a bullcrap! Now, let a real Yoruba school you Igbo maggots. The words 'E ku' (for more than one person) or 'O ku' (for an individual) are used to encourage, goad, prop, prick, propel or 'appreciate' other folk's efforts, doings/deed, actions, undertakings, or achievements. In other words, they can be used as an appreciation of a long suffering task or laborious undertaking. For instance, when you pay a visit to a household or an office, after a while, your host or someone delegated might come over to where you're seated and say: 'e ku ijoko' or 'o ku ijoko.' This sentence simply means 'I/we appreciate your continued sitting!' Whereas, 'ijoko' is a seat -- 'e ku' or 'o ku,' in this wise, can only mean an appreciation of your long suffering sitting on a seat! In other words, they're encouraging words that goad you on, as in -- 'keep on sitting on that seat: your host will soon attend to you.' When you go to an 'agbalagba' (elderly person) or an oba (a king) in Yorubaland you're greeted or acknowledged repeatedly as in ' e ku' or 'o ku.' You will rather encourage a hardworking dude in Yorubaland, so as not to relent on his efforts, when you meet such a person in action by saying 'e ku ise'
Point of correction , I am Yoruba and a proud one at that. Joor is actually the 'internetspeak' for jo, just like we have 'toh badht' instead 'to bad', '9ja' as against 'Nigeria' . It's all fun, dislodge that huge trunk off your anus and have fun. Breathe!

For a self acclaimed 'real' Yoruba, you have no respect! I guess your knowledge of the Yoruba culture stops at the language; words and interpretations. You could have proceeded with your explanation (which is very good btw) without insulting a lot of people. A lai leko!
CultureRe: Jamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Fati99(op): 7:32pm On May 19, 2012
Wow, so many attempts. Thanks everybody but in my opinion geosegun is the closest and quite a number of people agree. At least I can always say "Thanks for being patient or thanks for your patience, the MD will see you in a moment". He is deserving of the recharge card.

Geosegun, please post the phone number/email address you would like me to send it to asap. Thanks. Once again, Thanks everybody.
CultureRe: Jamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Fati99(op): 9:19am On May 19, 2012
lmao! you people sef, be serious joor. I like happy sitting but that's not it.

NB: I am not asking for the literal meaning of Ekujoko, I am asking you guys to tell me how to say that to someone in English Language.
CultureJamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Fati99(op):
This question has been plaguing me for months and I would kindly like the well versed in English Language help me out.

Ekaabo is welcome but please what is Ekujoko in English Language? Our cleaner at the office said "welldone" and that doesn't make sense, imagine sitting down for hours waiting to see a person and then someone/the secretary tells you "welldone", it is annoying while my funny brother says it is "welldone sitting", lol.

So, Esteemed Nairalanders, what is Ekujoko in plain English or how do I greet someone who's been sitting for hours probably at the office/party etc Ekujoko.

The correct answer (adjudged by all) gets a recharge card, =N=500 any network.

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Wow, so many attempts. Thanks everybody but in my opinion geosegun is the closest and quite a number of people agree. At least I can always say "Thanks for being patient or thanks for your patience, the MD will see you in a moment". He is deserving of the recharge card or what do you guys think? Please choose/like the best answer.
BusinessRe: Important - How Not To Run A Business!!! by Fati99(op): 5:54pm On May 18, 2012
Fati99: Hello everyone, this is my first time on Nairaland, I would have loved to write about something else but right now I am so pissed off, I need to get this off my chest before I explode.

I just got off the phone with the most annoying and disrespectful Nigerian business owner I have ever had the misfortune to ever ever come across. Let me tell you guys the story from the beginning.

On the 14th of this month (Monday), I registered for a domain name from this company called Taprap Nigeria, immediately after registering I went straight to the bank to pay because I needed it urgently. On getting back from the bank, I tried their number to inform them, it kept ringing, nobody picked up. Then I decided to send them a message via my email. In the email, i told the name of the domain and also told of them of the urgency of this domain to me.

Day 2, I kept checking my email to see whether they would send a mail confirming that my domain name is ready for use. Nothing! not ever a word from them besides the first automated mail from their site that they saw my order. Day 3, same thing, I now called their number around 8 am, the owner picked it, I told him my problem, he asked me to send my details: Name of Depositor, Bank, Invoice no, Domain name. I sent it between 9-10am that same day.

I began to check my mail again for any news from them, again nothing only for me to call them a few minutes ago and have the idiot of a business owner tell me that they didn't see my money, can you imagine? what were doing since all these days, five working days and they couldn't send me a mail or even a =N=5 sms (we both use MTN). Today is Friday, I've to wait until Monday to go and complain at GTB (I don't even know how I am supposed to do that).

This is not the first time these buffoons are messing up with me, this is the third time, i am engaging them. The first time went well, I didn't really have any problem. The second was hell. I paid them and for a whole week, i kept chasing them with calls and two SMS before I could get them to do anything tangible even after they acknowledged receiving my money. They sent me a mail with my account details and a temporary IP address for the site so I could upload etc. For one good week, they refused to propagate the domain, so anyone could not access the site using my domain name, i could only access the control panel using the Ip address, something that should ordinarily not take more than 24-48 hours! I was so pissed off that I called the guy, gave him my piece of mind and then he told they were having technical issues! can you imagine, technical issues and you didn't think it was polite for you to call or send me a message?

The only reason I used them again was because the plan i paid for allowed me to use 7 domains with the already existing webspace. Since it was the same space, why not buy a domain name from them and transfer to the same space without hassles. One thing is for sure, after my one year expires, they are never getting my business and that of my clients again!

The funny thing is that when people like these have no customers, they will be saying all sort of things yet they are the ones messing themselves up. This is the reason why some businesses do well than others. Take a look at DHL, when people hear their name, people automatically associate them with quality and it is not a mistake. When i was starting my importing biz, I sent them an enquiry via their site. It was their marketing and sales manager, Mr. Puneet Arora that sent me a message that same day (within 4 hours) asking for my contacts because he felt it would be necessary to see me and discuss face to face based on the scale of importing, i wanted to start from. Can you imagine?

I sent him the details, an auto reply email was sent to me that he was out of office but I could reach two other people (name and email address oh) if my case was urgent. The next day i got a call from their Business development manager SME, one Mr. Yakubu informing me that they would pay me a visit the next day as there were on their way to see another client. I was surprised, it was unbelievable but true to their words, they were at my office the next morning, both of them. can you see the difference in how these two businesses are being run.

Later on, when their company folds up, they will blame everybody but their lazy, lackadaisical and complacent selves. What evil can PHCN, the Nigerian factor, etc. and their 'enemies from village' combined do them more than the one that they are doing themselves now? Foolish people, Foolish company!!!

The success of any and every company is very much dependent on the relationship you build with your consumers!
BusinessImportant - How Not To Run A Business!!! by Fati99(op): 5:52pm On May 18, 2012
Hello everyone, this is my first time on Nairaland, I would have loved to write about something else but right now I am so pissed off, I need to get this off my chest before I explode.

I just got off the phone with the most annoying and disrespectful Nigerian business owner I have ever had the misfortune to ever ever come across. Let me tell you guys the story from the beginning.

On the 14th of this month (Monday), I registered for a domain name from this company called Taprap Nigeria, immediately after registering I went straight to the bank to pay because I needed it urgently. On getting back from the bank, I tried their number to inform them, it kept ringing, nobody picked up. Then I decided to send them a message via my email. In the email, i told the name of the domain and also told of them of the urgency of this domain to me.

Day 2, I kept checking my email to see whether they would send a mail confirming that my domain name is ready for use. Nothing! not ever a word from them besides the first automated mail from their site that they saw my order. Day 3, same thing, I now called their number around 8 am, the owner picked it, I told him my problem, he asked me to send my details: Name of Depositor, Bank, Invoice no, Domain name. I sent it between 9-10am that same day.

I began to check my mail again for any news from them, again nothing only for me to call them a few minutes ago and have the idiot of a business owner tell me that they didn't see my money, can you imagine? what were doing since all these days, five working days and they couldn't send me a mail or even a =N=5 sms (we both use MTN). Today is Friday, I've to wait until Monday to go and complain at GTB (I don't even know how I am supposed to do that).

This is not the first time these buffoons are messing up with me, this is the third time, i am engaging them. The first time went well, I didn't really have any problem. The second was hell. I paid them and for a whole week, i kept chasing them with calls and two SMS before I could get them to do anything tangible even after they acknowledged receiving my money. They sent me a mail with my account details and a temporary IP address for the site so I could upload etc. For one good week, they refused to propagate the domain, so anyone could not access the site using my domain name, i could only access the control panel using the Ip address, something that should ordinarily not take more than 24-48 hours! I was so pissed off that I called the guy, gave him my piece of mind and then he told they were having technical issues! can you imagine, technical issues and you didn't think it was polite for you to call or send me a message?

The only reason I used them again was because the plan i paid for allowed me to use 7 domains with the already existing webspace. Since it was the same space, why not buy a domain name from them and transfer to the same space without hassles. One thing is for sure, after my one year expires, they are never getting my business and that of my clients again!

The funny thing is that when people like these have no customers, they will be saying all sort of things yet they are the ones messing themselves up. This is the reason why some businesses do well than others. Take a look at DHL, when people hear their name, people automatically associate them with quality and it is not a mistake. When i was starting my importing biz, I sent them an enquiry via their site. It was their marketing and sales manager, Mr. Puneet Arora that sent me a message that same day (within 4 hours) asking for my contacts because he felt it would be necessary to see me and discuss face to face based on the scale of importing, i wanted to start from. Can you imagine?

I sent him the details, an auto reply email was sent to me that he was out of office but I could reach two other people (name and email address oh) if my case was urgent. The next day i got a call from their Business development manager SME, one Mr. Yakubu informing me that they would pay me a visit the next day as there were on their way to see another client. I was surprised, it was unbelievable but true to their words, they were at my office the next morning, both of them. can you see the difference in how these two businesses are being run.

Later on, when their company folds up, they will blame everybody but their lazy, lackadaisical and complacent selves. What evil can PHCN, the Nigerian factor, etc. and their 'enemies from village' combined do them more than the one that they are doing themselves now? Foolish people, Foolish company!!!

The success of any and every company is very much dependent on the relationship you build with your consumers!

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