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All the haters go dey play helplessly to favor Arsenal.

Person just waka like a toddler kick the ball.


Why you nor kuku wire the Moroccan keeper shot?

joinnow:
The condition is commonly called penis captivus.
It is a rare, involuntary medical phenomenon where the penis becomes temporarily trapped inside the vagina during sexual intercourse. This happens because the vaginal muscles contract strongly (often during orgasm) while the penis is still erect, making withdrawal difficult for a short period.
Key points for clarity:
It is not dangerous in most cases
It usually resolves on its own within minutes
Panic and force should be avoided, as they can worsen muscle spasm
Relaxation and calm breathing typically help the muscles release
If it ever lasts unusually long or causes pain, medical attention is recommended.

Show me 10% of married couple wey e don happen to in Nigeria.

RollinTNDA:
I will say this again
For those guys that lack OT

IF YOU LIKE USE 2 HANDS AND BLOCK 2 BALLISTIC RUSSIAN MISSILES FROM HITTING A WOMAN..
THAT SAME WOMAN WILL LEAVE YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN.

Peller was the first person to notice a tumor on Jarvis chin. Peller paid millions for Jarvis to undergo surgery which saved her life.

What did he gain from all this??

The babe dump am and moved on like say nothing happened

Spending money on a woman is equivalent of pouring water into a basket.

Woman nor dey remember how good you dey in the past.
Their minds are are always fixated on the present.
Capisce?

Phone good o!
But e spoil children!

If Amaechi becomes ADC presidential candidate,
there will be no need for Tinubu to stress himself.
As landslide victory all the way.



But if na Obi,
APC and Tinubu no go sleep.

Rest in peace great human!


You were not corrupted by religion.

dododawa1:
Wike and other's



should




learn

It's only time that can humble Wike.

Nobody ever defeats time.

Edo State has been surrounded by terrorists.

They built structures in the forests in Edo State.




Confirmed:


Through Google Earth search by a Nigerian living in the diaspora.

Woman nor dey remember how good you dey in the past.
Na wetin you fit do now nai be your value.

Let me advise young men,
put yourself first!
Upgrade yourself first!
Don't upgrade any woman but if you must do, therefore, be more than a million ahead in terms of worth and never invest what will cause pain to you if it backfires.


Never try it!

You dey waste your resources and time.



Run🏃 now wey the regret never magnify!

Nigeria is in serious neglect.

This is not the first time of this negligence.

Let me leave a note here before the match.

An astrologer said Morroco will win today.
A Christian prophet said Morroco will today.



Let's watch their predictions.

Mumu correlation!

As Akpabio be senate president,nai be 001 for Akwa Ibom?


The person wey you dey defend nor dey fubara recent party.


Fubara na 001 for Rivers State APC.


Wike dey do say he dey since the creation of Nigeria in 1914.

christejames:
So fast?





Na so Tinupoo go see am in 2027 before 12 noon on election day

Which presidential candidate wan remove Tinubu?

Social or communal life still available in Nigeria.
But US has less or no social or communal life.

Creative writing.



Una dey try.


But this one nor dey realistic.

Pure water business!


But only with a cheap shop.




Nigeria don cast!

Government don start tax fully but nor talk wetin the citizens go benefit.


Na so e be for Europe?


Fake is endless.


E dey for goods and services.

Atiku wey nor dey respect South turn to be president, nai go do wetin again?


North do their president for 8 complete years.


Tinubu or Obi.

SisterAnn:
When government fail in their primary duty of securing lives, the people are bound to react having been pushed to the wall.

Monday okpo should get ready to go cap in hand to beg and pay compensation once again.

But the angry youths shouldn't have taken away the animals, that is stealing.

Who's Monday Okpo?

Is he one of the protesters?

If na true,you go settle down dey write an wella.


Creative writing.

You try.

pacino26:
That name is not scary at all. Abattoir in Abuja currently home to STS, Scorpion and IRT holds that title undisputed. Awkuzu is a joke when you want to compare especially under a Commander called Kolo. He disappeared after retirement. Na Abattoir be the creeps

Sedenu with experience.

Seeplusplus:
Liverpool to win or draw and over 2.5

Na 2-2 the match de end


E sure me die

Bird prediction.
If you know you know.

LegendHero:
Fubara will be impeached from the look of things.

The allegations against him are impeachable offense. He learnt nothing from his first ordeal.

Nothing APC fit do because how can all house of assembly members be against you and you can’t get loyalty of some of them as a governor.

What is he governing then?

Fubara goes nowhere!

ROH go see wetin dem dey find.

Since Wike nor like peace,all of una no go see am.


Na to give una another 6 months suspension again!


Then, renew am after e expire without pay.

Wike think say e dey since the creation of Nigeria.

Datti!
I respect you!
You would have waited until 2031!





Wen e reach una turn.



Capisce?

If Atiku becomes the presidential candidate of ADC,
then, landslide victory for Tinubu.



E get why.

So,na Wike dey survive this guy?


E work na to dey help Wike dey curse e enemies.

All those ozuor wey dey say agreement na agreement o!



Wheel U kip quayet?



I repeat,


will you keep quiet?