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sturridgeeeee! WTF!

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Presidential jiggery-pokery? WTF!

awon omode yi sha. . .lol .
i rest my case. 
beef ko, tolotolo ni.

beef? ta lo so be? It's common sense but I guess it ain't that common. sorry.   

+3 million. lol. . .e dey pain you ni? so who is beefing now? lol.

usbcable:
but its ludicrous to think everybody wants to think eat play or even poo like you.
everybody wants ''success'' like you but not ''be'' like you.

THAT! +5

Well, I was at home last summer with the old passport and yes, the immigration officer told me to CHANGE it else, I will not be allowed to leave the country. He as a matter of fact made an "X" sign and a circle round it on the front page.
Of course they allowed me entry into the country afterall it ain't my fault that the Nigerian Embassy at  my current country of residence do not have the new passport printing machine.

So generally speaking, you just have to change your passport to the current E-passport.

Na wa ooo! I hear say Lamps has got competition for his place on the pitch. . .this is good news. I like competition, but may I ask against/with whom is he competing? Please ooo I really want to know?

AVB's man management skill is below zero. If I were the manager, I'd cajoled the "old guard" in proving their worth once more and not going on press saying some players don't support his project and style. What style? what project?

Anyways, we gast to win most of the remaining games else. . .

We are watching. . .

A win is a WIN! Effective and IMPORTANT!
Just how I like it.

nateevs:
How many managers do you know who won it, winning the Europa league and the cup in the same season. Why do I have to keep pointing this out? JM was Porto's most successful manager in the league. AVB beat JM's record in the league. AVB is the world's youngest manager to win a European title. If it was that easy, you won't be on Nairaland. Quit the gibberish.

you say what? Youngest to win Euro title? How does that beat JM's? cos he was younger?
Are you now comparing both? You mean the same JM whose name was on song in two different countries by two different set of supporters?

nateevs:
Hilarious! Please come back and name one manager you know that is "no longer learning"

clutching straws my friend. by 'learning' you do understand what I mean and if you don't good luck to you.

19 goals in 28 apps. That's how good he is doing.
No sir. No one is saying no manager but all good manager had/have good players. Simple.
JM won the league with 91 points. The best season Chelsea ever had. You guys come here and paste AVB is chelsea's worst manager. However no remembers one important ingredient to JM's Chelsea's success. ,  . . £240m  Go figure.

I know some people who tell me till date they don't regard JM as a good manager until he goes to a team that had no hope without money and turned them into winners. Ask him why he was grumbling when we had Sheva who couldn't buy a goal.
The moment we went from buying top class talent to buying Sidwell, Pizzarro, Ben Haim, on a free and Malouda, JM couldn't do poo. If JM had remained at Chelsea that season he won't have won the league. The season after he would not have won the league.
Call it what you desire, there's no top manager who achieved without top class talent. SImple!

Real Madrid spent more than that not too long ago and won NADA! yep ZERO!
So what are you saying??
You just like to spew tomato cos you like typing or what?
How do you know he wouldn't have won the season after? WTF!
The way you shift posts nowadays sef. 
You were using the same arguments to support Scolari -flashing his WC resume but now you say, that don't mean a thing. And all of a sudden the Europa league is better than the World Cup. You were singing songs like
- "DD slows the team down, Lamps is too old. JT is the problem". Guus came and did wonders. abi no be with the same players?
Joe Cole's best season was under JM,
Ibra bagged the 'golden shoe' in Seria A - also under JM.
Did he buy both players? pray tell me, who has been outstanding this season under AVB?

Then came Torres who in your books is the real deal cos he keeps shapes but hey, you will take Defoe instead?
And you talk of hindsight? my friend, lo joko si bi kan mehn. no annoy me this afternoon. 

AVB the best thing since cornflakes? I laugh in kolanut.
And all of a sudden the Portuguese league is the toughest in Europe? ok ooo!
I even find it more difficult to understand why when we win, the Manager can be credited but when we lose, it's the players fault. That ain't right.

True, we all thought (including RA) he (AVB) was some genius and got carried away by his accomplishments of last season but by no means is he a flash in the frying pan. 
What annoys me is when folks here can't even agree that he is capable of making mistakes. If the players are solely responsible for what goes on the pitch, then why do we even need a manager? Afterall, AVB is not the one to tell Drogba how to score or Torres how to keep shape. He isn't the one to tell Luiz how to concentrate on the pitch or Tell Bose and Malouda to move happily to the reserves. Why do we need a manager?

imo, we can put this 'debate' to rest by agreeing that AVB is STILL LEARNING!

nateevs:
Mister? AVB ain'tno Scolari. . . .AVB won a treble in his first season in charge at Porto.
It's no fluke. One of the primary ingredients is the players he had. His main striker Radamel Falcao is now at Athletico Madrid. .
Go check out what he's doing even under a different manager.

Don't tell me if we have Lavezzi, he may not perform well. How did AVB get the best out of Falcao, Hulk, Guarin, Moutinho? Please mate. Because these players are class players. Simple!

How is he different oga?
and how is falcao doing nowadays?
so basically we dont even need a manager. Buy class players and all is well. I hear you. 

nateevs:
Dude. When our players were at the top of their game, we got to a CL final with Avram Grant in charge.
What do you think AG brought to the fore in terms of tactics? What has he won and what did he win after?

For any Manager to do a good job, he needs to have players. The things people like me have been screaming about for ages.
Even JM cannot get anything out of these players.

Many folks are looking over the fence to see if JM is around the corner yet they fail to keep the context the availability of Ronaldo, Benzema, Kaka, Callejon, Higuain, Xavi Alonso, Mesut Ozil, Nuri Sahin just to name a few at his disposal. Each one of these players is worth upwards of £20m
Oya tell me how much you'll pay fo Ramires, Meireles, Essien, Malouda and Lampard combined.

lol. Its always easier to lay the blame on someone else. You blame the pitch, halftime beverage and the bolts on the doors.
How difficult is it for you to see and accept that AVB has a LOT to learn?
The question you should ask yourself was why on earth did he agree to take this job? didn't he know the kind of players in the squad?
You ask for Lavezzi et all and if they had performed badly, you would ask for Puskas and Roger Milla?
abeg make I hear word jare.
The same Scolari song you were singing till. . . well, you know what happened afterwards.
Se, Scolari said because he couldn't buy Robinho that na why he failed? He even said Nic and DD cannot play together. ah yeah, a certain Guus showed us otherwise.
So now at least AVB as a valid excuse. We dont have Lavezzi. Great. good night.

Chelsea played some good football for 10 mins but couldn't get back into the game.
Lavezzi clearly brought his boots to play coupled with the fact that the Chelsea back four were miserable. And oh  yes, the midfield players were also on holiday.
That said, I think Mata played his heart out.  Cech did all he could.
DS=rubbish. DD- he probably could have stayed back in CIV.   not that Torres is any better sha.  

No need blaming Lamps or Essien. The game was already lost before then.
AVB should go back to school. He should give a call to JM or ask for some handouts.  

Anyways, the tie is still winnable. Certainly we can score  more than 2 goals at The Bridge but can the team defend? I pray so.

good night folks. 5 matches and no single win and nateevs thinks only Lavezzi can save the team.  

nateevs:
So why are you pissed we are 1-3 down then?
It doesn't matter how AVB sets up, there are no guarantees.
At least that's what I get from what you are saying.

and should i be happy?
oh, maybe we dont even need a manager then?
having the "right" players is not the only thing you need. You need the right manager to makes thing work. That is the WORK OF THE MANAGER! See the difference?
avb is a boy. I've said that several times but by next season i know he will be better.

From Matt: "Considering we might not be in the Champions League next season, Chelsea are not exactly playing like they want it. Poor tactics, poor play, really disappointed tonight."

BBC

abeg how many times ramires don fall today? 50?

nateevs:
Of course, then try drilling through your gate with a screw driver.
You are honestly telling me we won't be ahead if we had Cavanni, Lavezzi and Mata in our team.

NO guarantees mate.

Ashley. ope o.

BlueDiva:
What tools again?
A poor workman blames his tools.

Bloody! Oouchh.

DS! kai. na wa o

Can we play the boys from the Reserves in the next match? They can't be any worse than these puppets on the pitch. Annoying.

hmmm. . .

BlueDiva:
In my school clever people don't come last.

OoUCH!. . .  

ramires. . .omoolomo don tire.  

spoke too soon. kasala don burst. yup!

close. . DD
Ivanovic heads wide.

We are attacking now.

just thinking. . .how can Chelsea turn this season around. .

Well, I think we are playing better now. The best patch so far, . .

DS is getting pissed too, lol. them no dey pass am ball

meanwhile LAvezzi misses. a huge let off.

ramires the escort service provider. lol