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Nuel25846:
Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.

Nuel25846:
Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.

chukwukapromise:
yes absolutely nothing!

chukwukapromise:
Jamb is looking for a way to prove their innoncency, they want the apprasial of the media, Was it not that same jamb office that many did their correction of data before the Saga happened, Did jamb not send us an E-mail containing the RRR code and transaction ID, did jamb not confirm our payment, by sending us our transaction status?...Did jamb deny our change of institution/course when it ws printed on a hardcopy?....To make matter worse, did jamb not send our new slip to our E-mail address....Now how will you tel me that jamb was ignorant of our change?....Seeing that there was chaos at one of their office, they decided to protect the name of their office instead of Acknowledging their fault!...So what that man is saying, is total False!....pls dont be shaken by that!

SilverSnow:
JAMB has denied opening the portal for candidates to change or correct their course, institution or even data for the 2017 UTME.

This announcement came after a large crowd stormed the Ikoyi, Lagos office of JAMB, claiming that JAMB closed the portal to Accredited CBT Centres because they were extorting the candidates. The candidates claimed that JAMB had instructed all CBT centres to refer candidates to only their offices Nationwide.
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It was even reported that 9 Candidates Fainted due to the crowd, while trying to successfully effect a change in their Course/Institution.

We're not sure why JAMB released this statement, since many candidates here on Myschool had confirmed to had successfully effected 2017 Change in Course/Institution at CBT centres.

Read the statement released today, Thursday, 1st June, by The Head of Media and Information of JAMB, Dr Fabian Benjamin below;

Benjamin said that reports reaching the headquarters of the board indicated that a large crowd of candidates on Wednesday besieged the board’s Lagos office.

He said the development was creating unnecessary anxiety and chaos where there should be none.

"This announcement became necessary following the crowd in our offices by candidates demanding for such services.

"Affected candidates are urged to remain calm as we shall contact them when the time is right.

"The request for correction of data is usually from candidates, who provided wrong information while filling their application document online," Benjamin said.

According to him, the change of institutions is for those who are considering other preferences other than their initial choices.

He noted that the candidates were misled to believe that the board had started such services and would soon close.

He said that when the board opened the window for correction of data and change of course it would make the announcement.

He assures all candidates desirous of carrying out the correction of data or change of institution that the board would ensure that enough time was given for them to do so.

Benjamin also explained that the board had not finished with the conduct of the 2017 UTME.

"The board is still conducting examinations for those who registered late and those who could not be verified during the examination.

"As such, it will be unfair to them to open window for such correction and changes at the same time.

"Our reforms are meant to make our services accessible to all conveniently."

He also said that JAMB would decentralise the service when it eventually opened its portal for it.

"We are collaborating with the University of Lagos, Yaba College of Technology and other stakeholders on this in Lagos. We will do same in other states.

"This will ease the pressure on our various offices and ensure a hitch-free process."

Does it means those that reported to have purportedly effected a change in course/institution have not yet been acknowledged?
[Copied from myschool.com.ng]

chukwukapromise:
Whats ur olevel like??

chukwukapromise:
10!

GdexFolami:
9.99

chukwukapromise:
sebi you know the sucess rate of aspirants dis yr which means that the cut-off mark will be liable to positive change...And it may go above ur aggregate...So what i ws just saying is that try and put a sure university dat don't fancy point system...

chukwukapromise:
Ehn the great felix00 for my thread?!**comot my hat,boxers,slippers bow my head down** My oga ur jamb slay oda aspirants own!....The only problem now nah dat Unilag point system, E day tire me!....My broda If to say na unical Or Uniben u wan put, I for don call you come VIP...But dah unilag no sure at all, they sabi rubbish persion score!....Imagine someone with 320 in jamb and ws not giving admission into med school because he get C's for im Olevel!....Mtcheew!...Pls my broda i no wan dat kin story for you....Just change to uniben or unical abd admission go sure you die!....I SALUTE YOU MY OGA

Nuel25846:
If by chance I become the president of Nigeria i will turn every club and bet 9ja house into libraries and research centres....

Nuel25846:
lolz.......to the real world u are crazy.....to us.....u are a genius.

Optimist1998:
Yeah. Hope you guys wont desert this thread after tomorrow?

Optimist1998:
Yeah. Hope you guys wont desert this thread after tomorrow?

Optimist1998:
Common guys stop this. It can be hard to admit but it's called hardwork. Every trail blazer this year completely deserved his or her result. Your date of exam doesn't matter be it Saturday, friday, whatever. I hope no one gets cheated in the admission process because I'll personally come after any uni that denies Felix, Saman, Castro, Gdex, nuel, Fava (oboy we many oh ) their admission slot. I mean, look at this thread we could win a science Olympiad as a team.

As for me, na competition I dey fear that's why I was kinda less optimistic
But all thesame, its time for retrospection. Maybe I need to readjust my study plan obviously it didn't work this time. Uni awaits us

Sorry if its too long to read

Nuel25846:
if he had said half at least that would be fair..my dear start asking questions abt ur school of choice like am doing abt mine.

GdexFolami:
lol jamb is proud ni ....I still dey behind you o

Nuel25846:
But the rate of people are passing this jamb.... Andmission no go easy ooh

castrokiller:
it was a nice exam. i scored 310...

Isaolamide:
I score 286 MBBS uniabuja

castrokiller:
it was a nice exam. i scored 310...

SamanN:
I glorify God. I just checked my score, i got 283. Gutted I couldn't meet my aim, 300+. Perhaps I couldn't meet felix00. I'm waiting for the Gurus in the house.

TTLHORLA:
Okay, I chose oou too..... Biochemistry

Optimist1998:
Phew.......what can I Say? quite OK

Optimist1998:
Phew.......what can I Say? quite OK

TTLHORLA:
Thanks, congrats about ur result also

Wat course do u want to study in oou