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How you de?

why do you keep signing invisible with mukina2 abi you wan turn to invisible woman?

That's the car i bought for her.

Muki Muki how naw?

1, 15 and 25

I wish i can know you better.

Creamish:


very serious issue here ooo!


Ok. . . .d winner is Chuckdee4


He had d most vote. . .

Chuckdee4

I knew he must have done some back yard runs with her

I've been suspecting some foul play since the begining of this election.

I wish you the same

This is for Ikamefa our beloved teacher https://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest20.gif

Good Luck

Jaybaby What's up sweety? I missed you too

I wish i could give you a hug for that

ikamefa:
" " _{I can't fit to talk again make we wait for creamish}

Ok we go wait

I don de pill the rat shae you wan chop ?

@Tafari
Thanks for that link sorry i looked at it hehehe

ikamefa:
bush rat or house rat?

House rat na.

Creamish no be bush girl

ikamefa:
" " omo na ya level of crase i dey yarn oh!

are you dreaming or what?

chop rat? O Pari oh

Creamish like rat well well abi she no tell you?

Just ask am so you go confirm wetin i talk.

ikamefa:
shuo! see levels oh!


" "

Levels pass levels.

Na mi win so i go kill rat for Creamish weh we go use chop. e bi like say the poison weh i put for kitchen, rat don chop am. na the rat weh i wan give Creamish make she use cook soup for me  .

tafari:
crazy kid? where is that outlaw? He has been docked since for money laundering and woman trafficking.

ask creamish, she will tell you I and I are one

You mean I and her right  

kitaun:
@Felong

u will contact Crazykid?

are u kidding us?

or u think we don't know u are Crazykid yourself?

I never hid my identity so it isn't news

So ladies and gentlemen

Members of our crazy family

Nairalanders

And our beloved Admin

I the one and only shirman of the Inec of Nairaland wishes to inform you all that in the law of democracy, the candidate with the highest post wins the election.

Crazykid as we all know had the highest post, so I hereby declare him the winner.
So from this day forward, Creamish and Crazykid are hereby declared husband and wife the wedding would come up as quickly as possible so they can start having children
As Baba God said go ye therefore and multiply.
So these two are going to fulfill the promise of Baba God by filling the whole Niraland with children. at least 15 for a start

Creamish sweety when you're ready just dail any of my hotlines and i will contact Crazykid so the wedding can take place as soon as possible ok?. the earlier the better

@Bolarge
Which time you turn Inec shirman? abi you wan over throw me?  

@ Everyone
don't mind him, here are the exact resuts.

No. of eligible Nairaland voters:                                                 126,506

                                    chuckdee:     qualified/ eligible                 2000

                                     mr. ferlie:                                                 1,162

                                      niceuzor:                                                 2,183

                                           tafari:                                                 20,032

                               sawmoondust:                                                33,308

                                          kitaun:                                                48,836

                                       crazykid:                                              500,874  winner                                    
                                     sillyboy:                                     dis qualified for election mal-pratice