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I wish you didn't say that

A little crazy story I put together.

A man came back from work very late in the night and started shouted at his wife.

Baba Nkechi: Mama Nkechi where my food

Mama Nkechi: It’s in dining room

The man then went to the dining room and came back to the palour and claimed he didn’t see anything.

Baba Nkechi: I didn’t see any food o!

Mama Nkechi: it’s there.

Baba Nkechi: I said I didn’t see any food o!

And he began to make noise like a mad man.
Then their neighbours hearing the noise, rushed into his house to find out if all was well.

1st Neighbour: Ah ah, wetin happen

Mama Nkechi: His food is in the dining room and he is claiming he didn’t see it.

Neighbours: Ah ah Baba Nkechi go and check if it’s there?

Baba Nkechi: I’ve already checked and I didn’t see any food

And he continued to make more noise.

Then the neighbours came into the dining room and lo and behold the food was there.

Neighbour: but why you talk say food no de there?

Baba Nkechi: Because I de crase  

He he he he he

LMAO

_{E don do na. how many times you go write am.}

ikamefa:
but na crase pass

Na true say na crase pass that’s why we wan initiate you into the crazy family .

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See mukina o!
She don de crase pass me o! Somebody help. This is disaster, am calling 911 immediately

Felong: Means Feel free to be long

Happiness

ikamefa:
were o laroma

were o ni idan

were o ni style

Yes, Keep it up.

This is just the begining. I can assure you that by this time tomorrow, you will experience what our crazy family calls "Full blown crazyness"

Keep up the good work you are doing Seun, and God will continue to bless you.

A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day, the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. He was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?!" The next morning, rescuers came. He asked, "How did you know that I'm here?" They replied, "We saw a smoke signal." Trust him when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than yours.

An Ibo man was converted to Islam, after all said and done; he was asked what name he would like to bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) and a host of others. He asked what good were the names, then the imam told him that if u choose any name there will be hope that God will bless you the way he blessed those with the names originally, then the Ibo man asked "how about Dangote?"

Niceuzor What's up _{na me crazykid}

Me too

Am feeling really sleep now. gotta go to bed right now.

Good night girls see ya all tomorrow  

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