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He created Kai, Lawma, Lasma

Validated:
You have nothing to sell, Tinubu failed in Lagos, he has again showcased himself at national level as a monumental failure.

In 2023, you lot lied to Nigerians that "Tinubu built Lagos", today Nigerians know better.

You are just very prudent. Keep it up , you will live longer

Goo0dHardDick:
Guys, I have come to realize that I'm extremely stingy, especially with money.

Don't get me wrong, I do give but before you can eat or get my money, it's obvious you must have probably worked extremely hard for it.

I don't know, I have this mindset of calculating my money after daily, weekly and monthly expenses. Anywhere I discovered I misspent I'll get angry with myself. Before I buy anything, I must have calculated it thoroughly and accurately before dashing out to the market or boutique. I can't just be walking on the road and see something beautiful and then purchase it without first going home to plan thoroughly about it.

As for women, lol. They call me stingy and aka gum. I don't use money to prove anything to anyone.

I am so stingy that before I do anything with money, the purpose of it must be crossed check over and over again and again to ascertain if it worth it.

Does anyone feels the same way or is it just me?

I thought Donald Duke was the governor that built Tinapa? Why is he sounding like a saint ?

Ezeama400:

Umahi’s Diversion Admission Vindicates My Stand on Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road — Duke

There is no Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway. What we have is a Lagos Coastal Highway that will never get to Calabar. Minister Umahi’s comment on the terrain has vindicated me. Roads can be built… pic.twitter.com/DqHkLPMWSu

— ARISE NEWS (@ARISEtv) October 15, 2026

/video/1?s=46

Why didn't you build it in Rivers State? Buhari approved it Lagos provided the location the contractor built it.author=ogododo post=140859627]

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/10/i-built-lekki-deep-seaport-tinubu-sanwo-olu-took-glory-amaechi/[/quote]

I think some igbos don t always learn from their mistakes because we are all aware the igbos didn't vote tinubu in the last election and he still came victorious.so what's the whole cursing about? I believe it should be already clear that the president doesn't need any igbo votes to win the election.

AnonPoet:
“You Kept My Brother, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, In Prison, And You’re Asking For My Votes. Any Igbo Man Who Has Igbo Blood And Votes For Tinubu Is Under a Curse. Any Christian Who Associates With Such a Man, God Will Shame Them. Release Mazi Nnamdi Kanu Now.” ~ Pastor Cornelius #FreeMaziNnamdiKanu

“You Kept My Brother, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, In Prison, And You’re Asking For My Votes. Any Igbo Man Who Has Igbo Blood And Votes For Tinubu Is Under a Curse. Any Christian Who Associates With Such a Man, God Will Shame Them. Release Mazi Nnamdi Kanu Now.” ~ Pastor Cornelius… pic.twitter.com/KWJamBB8kB

— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) October 6, 2026

Lol.... Really?

Burruchaga71:
Guy you are a Lebanese and not a Yoruba.

It's a biafran name obviously

nlfpmod:

A Nigerian woman living in Denmark laments after the Danish government refused to approve her son’s second name, “Ebuka.”

According to her, baby names in Denmark have to be approved by the church and government. They approved “William” but rejected “Ebuka,” asking her to provide… pic.twitter.com/Qg5J5RtChG

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) September 25, 2026

Not Africans, just developers

Jennyclay:
All these useless European countries are being too harsh lately towards Africans

Biko they should eat their country

Nonsense!

SULE

Bentacur007:
Soludo is a liar

Stay locked in your Disillusionment

Iran2025:
Same way Tinubu finished you people.

Plz shut it.... Until your people finish you people then you will get sense. Kidney disease na water!

Iran2025:
Yes the head is in Aso Rock. Naija

Just so you know that's not a Yoruba policeman speaking. He was inputting some Yoruba words in his words but that doesn't make him Yoruba so take note before you jump into stupid conclusions.

fergie001:
Viral leak of Police Officer

“Peter Obi or an Igbo person can never become president ofNigeria.”

— Lady shares a conversation allegedly involving a Nigerian police officer inside a public transport.

📹: Charleschioma12 // TT pic.twitter.com/KEVrXCInRC

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) September 23, 2026

Is this really necessary?

Killallmuslims:
Rip waiting for tinubu to follow tinubu you are going

Obi will always be a boy

KingOfAmebo:
When APC see or hear Peter Obi speak they rush to comment, the God that blessed Peter Obi is using his enemies to make him more popular...

How is life treating you as fuel is now #1,400 under Tinubu your savior?...

Direct your frustration to the man that made your life miserable..

You guys said more than this in 2023 that eventually got Peter Obi 6 million votes, please do more to increase his votes to 12 million...

See free promo...

Yea you are right. He served food at the party, we all saw the pictures and videos all over the Internet.

PlasmaTV:
The track record is there. Peter Obi served and served very well.
Tinubu, unfortunately, can't lay claim to that.

Yea you are right. He served food at the party, we all saw the pictures and videos all over the Internet.

PlasmaTV:
The track record is there. Peter Obi served and served very well.
Tinubu, unfortunately, can't lay claim to that.

Go and verify what exactly? Even obi doesn't live in the anambra he governed so what's there to verify?

clarocuzioo:
All through Peter Obi was governor, she wasn't in Anambra. There was no office of the first lady. Go and verify.

Never! She's definitely going back for dessert

ebubeson:
Closure? Is it advisable to do so?

It's all in your head. Masturbation is not the cause of your premature ejaculation you are just overly excited. Start using a less sensitive condom like Gold circle condom and stop doing raw for now. When you are at it just stick to the regular missionary style don't do doggy style or any other style that gets you excited till you build your self up to last long. Distract your mind with something else when pounding.

ZabiraECP:
PE Has Turned Me Into a Professional Avoider of Women

Good day, guys.

I have a severe case of premature ejaculation (PE). It's so bad that I barely last 5 seconds during sex. I used to masturbate heavily years ago, but I stopped completely over 4 years ago. Even back then, I could last around 20 minutes in the first round.

I'm physically fit too. I exercise every week and can comfortably run 10 laps of a standard football pitch, so I don't think it's simply a fitness issue.

I've tried pelvic floor exercises, watermelon, and the ginger + garlic + honey remedy shared by Yemmit90 here on Nairaland, but none has helped (I dont know if I did it wrongly).

To be honest, this has affected my confidence so much that I now avoid women. Imagine chasing a girl who's been forming hard to get for over 5 weeks, only to finally get the chance and finish in less than 5 seconds. It's honestly embarrassing.

If anyone has genuinely overcome this whether through medication, a doctor's treatment, or something that actually works, please share your experience. I really need help.

Not true. He should get a lawyer cos there is no crime in what he did.

wordcat:
So na the 250k go complete your papers?

Anyway, I will not advice you to get a lawyer because you may win the case but your car may become a scrap before the end of the case.

Just add Like 10k or 20k for them and bail your car.

Check nozzles and air filter

Faith063:
05 Toyota Camry brings out vapor from the exhaust at cold start, but after it warms up particularly after driving a few miles, it rattles which was linked to timing chain slacking, release some smoke during hard acceleration and eventually short oil. It also finds it difficult to climb hill. I really can use AC too as it will idle roughly.

Recently changed the oil from Mobil xhp 20w-50 to mobil 2000 5w-30. Also clean it's clogged PCV valve

Any recommendations to mitigate this or a mechanic around Lagos that could work on this. Thanks

Pride goes before destruction![quote author=seunmsg post=140487201]So sad. Peter Obi and his supporters are now dragging Jesus Christ into their popularity contest. What would have been the reaction of many obidients if it was a Tinubu or Atiku spokesperson that made this sacrilegious statement?

“If Jesus Christ no introduce himself well, Peter Obi go win am for election” - Peter Obi’s Spokesperson (their mama Pee)@PeterObi this is the second time she is saying this, and it’s because you condoned the first one.

She won’t do it with Kwankwaso’s religion. pic.twitter.com/bgDaUobmXF

— Somto Onuchukwu (@chosensomto) August 30, 2026

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I think the yorubas should allow Francis duru enjoy his claim even though we know it's not true. Nemo dat quod non habet!

Build house for rent not duplex and pause marriage till 35 you will be wiser, more mature and richer.

ImpeccableDust:
Good morning, everyone. I have been waiting for your advice on what to do and the next step to take.

I've already saved 13M, and I'm getting older. I'm turning 31 and have been considering getting married or building a house with my money.


Would you advise me to start a family with my money or to build a house and see where 13 million naira goes? I already have some land.


Please, I need some good advice.

What do you all think?

The article says first commercial pilot

floss:
I was expecting to see a negro .... So Nigeria doesn't have a commercial pilot yet.... Is it what the content is all about?

This our brothers no dey hear word.

Peterobiisathie:
https://www.facebook.com/61575802855498/posts/okechukwu-charles-nelson-who-was-found-in-possession-of-42-grams-of-cannabis-typ/122197680524860095/


https://www.instagram.com/p/DcQd68roM2K/

No it doesn't but it's a normal thing in the east

Helpfromabove1:
Does this make any sense

😂

PresidentMUGABE:
2027 election is going to be between Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar....

One of the contestants will withdraw due to impending case and damaging reports.

Peter Obi will convincely win the election because is going to be free and fair. He's loved nationwide and his personal character and integrity will place him above others..


Character is currency


America is presently unhappy with the faith genocide happening in Nigeria and they can't afford to see another four years unfold....

Before December many things will play out and those who believe they are emperor of River State will go into exile for safety...

Really? Is this a witty write up?

Exousiang01:
This is beautiful.
I am very sure he got this idea from a Nigerian friend

A fool and his money are soon parted,"

Marvieduke:
A Zimbabwean man has reportedly sparked an unusual ownership dispute in South Africa after allegedly selling the same tuck shop container to four different buyers.

According to reports, each of the four South African buyers believed they had legitimately purchased the container and paid the seller for it.

The situation reportedly came to light after the buyers encountered one another and each claimed ownership of the same structure. They compared details of their respective transactions and allegedly discovered that all four had paid the same Zimbabwean seller.

Zimbabwean man sells one tuck shop container to four South Africans and flees the country

The seller was reportedly no longer available, leaving the buyers to deal with the dispute among themselves. The discovery has since turned what appeared to be four separate business transactions into a single ownership dispute, with each buyer maintaining that they have a legitimate claim to the container.

The seller’s alleged disappearance has made it difficult for the buyers to establish what happened or recover their money. For now, the four buyers remain locked in a dispute over the same tuck shop container, while the man accused of selling it to all of them remains out of reach.

https://lindaikejisblog.com/2026/8/zimbabwean-man-sells-sells-one-tuck-shop-to-four-south-africans-and-flees-the-country.html