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Widall:
she watches korede videos alot esp Godwin
and she keeps telling I look like him. is she saying d truth



Boy if you don't stop with this nonsense!!!!!

So because u wear oversize now u feel say u be Korede Bello?!

Nothing wey we nor go see

Rexhenrex:
As at 1:45pm today, my mum sent me to the bank a well known one at that (will not mention the name for secuirity purpose tho) with bundles of naira notes well strapped with rubber bands. This Money had been counted by 2 people before it got to my own hands (I don't make mistakes with money, trust me). The money was something close to the Nigerian 7 digits. I got to the bank safely. I filled my teller, recounted the money. To my own satisfaction the money was complete.The security guard who was just beside the door directed me to the cashier whom I was supposed to trust with the large sums I was with.

I approached her desk with such
intrepidity and valour like a soldier (pun intended).that I have never had before. looked at her face hahaha. Her eyebrows were
horribly drawn almost extending to her ears, her face looked as if mud was smeared round without mercy. Her numerous acne were bulging out causing her pathetic
lifestyle to reflect on her face without mercy.

To cut the long story short. This particular cashier was far from the word Pulchritude... I gave her the money, she counted it. I was satisfied. So I fiddled my hand in my pocket brought out my phone and was texting. She may have noticed that my attention was
no longer at her. Then someone came to withdraw money. She had not stamped my teller then. After she settled the genevive
look alike that came to withdraw(believe that at ur own peril ) yes i stoped texting to take a glimpse!

Like a Flash the cashier opened her multicoloured teeth to say that the money I gave her was short with #7,000 Hian! I was like, is this a joke?? I faced her squarely this time. This time I noticed she was from my tribe [yes u guessed right! Igbo kwenu] . With this thick Ngwa accent. I immediately switched to the language I understood better, Igbo with her and demanded to see her manager. I noticed her teeth jittering, her hands shaking involuntarily. On one thought
i knew she was up to nogood,so My confidence heightened despicably. Hermanager came in, a man roughly 45, stout and with a complexion not far from Coke
and fanta.He came, with his obvious fakery of an American accent. He tried to defend his employee whom I had guessed
by their countenance had something in secret[lol,just saying]. Hmmmmm This man kept talking and made meaningless reference to their past clients,(my mind no even dey there sef, my
own be say make that thief thief cashierreturn my money). After all said and nothing done,the cashier decided to waste my time further
by claiming to want to balance her account for the day. Lol,for my mind this girl no even know me.
I quietly positioned my head and
continued watching the documentary playing on ttheir television. A little less than 30 minutes she then told me that everything was okay. She stamped my teller and allowed me to go.(She for no live me nau).
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Forgive my Long Epistle o. This goes to
show
how much of a defalcator some Nigerian
Bankers are...

btw,forgive any typo error u
may come across i don't know where to post this pls send to the appropraite section.

#u can share an ecounter if u have hadany before
Cc;lalasticlala
tosyn2much
ishilove






Not even one like my brother...chai

Horlawale1:
TAKE A MINUTE AND READ
Kenya is two hours ahead of Nigeria, it does not mean that Nigeria is slow and it does not mean that Kenya is faster than Nigeria. Both countries are working based on "Time Zone".

There's one that married as a virgin and 'waited' ten years before having a child yet there is another who had had series of abortion before marriage yet gave birth after nine months.

There is one that graduated at the age of 22 yet waited 5 years before securing a job,yet there is another who graduated at the age of 30 and secured employment immediately.

There is one who became a CEO at the age of 25 and dies at the age of 50,there is another who became a CEO at the age of 50 and lives to 90,both worked based on 'Time Zone' and some just happen to have everything work fast for them. Work based on your 'lane'.

Colleagues, friends, associate, younger one(s) might have gone ahead of you don't envy them, it's their 'Time Zone' yours too will come. Just hold on and be strong, it won't be long everything is gonna be alright.

joseph1832:
Excuse me, from what river of shallow mindedness are you speaking from? The devil can enter anyone, and it hasn't entered you? because people who reek of what you smile of are easy target for the devil.

What I plan on achieving? I plan on ridding out shallow mindedness coupled with all manner of religious and opinionated belief.

Thank you.

joseph1832:
And shut up to you too! If you can't think for yourself, don't pollute this forum with your thoughtlessness and let people discern what to believe and what not to believe.

Thank you very much as you comply.

joseph1832:
Yet another bullsh1t thread filled with narrow mindedness and of course, opinionated generalization.

I'm almost amazed when some set of people speak about spirituality when they know absolutely nothing about it. If masturbation destroys a person spiritually, then, I'm curious to ask, what about stealing, looting and corruption?

How does one stimulating his own genitals affect someone else? The sooner we learn to mind our
business
business and focus on what is, and not what not, the better for everybody.

I'll even like for the OP to even tell us who and who he interviewed just so we can know and see the scientifity of his findings?

I bet the OP is even telling us from what he said that those who have looted and plundered this country beyond recognition, masturbates, since masturbation makes one loose his or her conscience.

To me, this post is nonsense! Reeks of religious myopism, self centredness and the quest for some overzealous christians to spread their archaic and one sided religious beliefs.

If the OP wants me to listen to him, he should provide accurate scientific evidence and proof about how this study/research (if you want to call it that) was carried out.