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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Show Some Love....am New HERE! by fergusson5(m): 1:35pm On May 24, 2017
Oga park jare.
Romance / How To Last Long In Bed by fergusson5(m): 7:26pm On May 23, 2017
These are just two Simple things to do if u want to last long in bed just buy a packet of fiesta condom and take one Vega at least one hour before sex and thank me later I swear it works.
Romance / Re: Help! Romancelanders See What I Saw In My Dream by fergusson5(m): 9:53am On May 01, 2017
o lord give this guy sense to operate in this new month poster below me abeg over to u.
Romance / Re: How Can He Bleep This Virgin by fergusson5(m): 11:20pm On Apr 19, 2017
u don't need to continue spending like a goat and not everytime he give to her,secondly let him have patience wit her cos she will think he wants to have sex and.just have patience him go chop puna sooon.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Married Lady. by fergusson5(m): 10:44pm On Apr 19, 2017
No worry u don die.
Romance / Re: How Do I Ffuck This Girl(I finally ffucked her) by fergusson5(m): 2:52pm On Apr 19, 2017
Bleep well u go soon get mammy water spirit.
Romance / How To Treat Her Like A Queen by fergusson5(m): 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
11 Ways To Treating Women Right
1. Be honest.
There is no fancy way to do this. Just. Be. Honest. If you’re into her, then tell her you’re into her. Don’t play that “I’m-trying-to-come-off-cool-and-macho-so-I’m-gonna-play-like-I’m-not-that-interested-so-she-falls-for-me” crap. That shit’s lame. (And let me tell you, any girl that falls into that passive-aggressive play is not in the right state of mind to be in a serious relationship,
especially with you. ) Stop it. If you’re not that into her, then just be honest! Let her know you’re not as interested as she might be and spare her the run-around of awkward texts you’re trying to avoid sending. Don’t be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
2. Don’t hide your habits.
We’re not idiots. Porn, cars, video games, beer, sports… It’s not that we have a problem with you liking these things… we have a problem with you trying to do these things behind our backs. Don’t lie about what you’re doing or who you’re doing it with. Follow the first tip. If she has a problem with what you’re doing, ask her why instead of just finding an elaborate way to hide it from her the next time you decide to do it. And to some of our “free-lookers” out there, don’t feed that “you’re the most beautiful girl in the world” line to your girl if you’re the guy that turns his head sideways every time you see a girl walk past with tight jeans on. If you’re a “Barney Stinson”, then own it and let her know. Bullshit begets bullshit, so keep it real. If she doesn’t trust you, then there’s an element already missing in your relationship that you might want to think/talk about.
…this brings me to the next tip on our list…
3. *COMMUNICATE!*
This one gets the special asterisks because this one, I feel, is the MOST important. I can’t stress this one enough. Men have this habit of speaking through a series of grunts, sighs, head nods, or eyebrow raises while their arms are folded over their chest listening to us talk. I’m almost positive there’s not a man out there who enjoys listening to the words, “Are you even listening to me?! ” – But there’s a reason she’s asking, guys. We’re not inside your heads, we don’t know what you’re thinking and if you are listening to us, a lot of the times, you’re not showing us any indication it got through. Silence isn’t the answer we want. We want a “yeah, I got you” or “no, I don’t agree with you.” We know YOU don’t want to do anything that’ll trigger “conversation overtime,” but if you didn’t agree with something we said and you held it in… you’re gonna have the same discussion with us again in the future. So save us both some time. Speak up.
4. Don’t be lazy.
No one’s asking you to solve all the world’s problems and be superman, but at least handle your shit. Take care of yourself, manage your money, be responsible at work. Basic. Don’t expect a woman with a perfect body if you have flaws of your own, don’t expect a woman to be independent and make her own money when you don’t have your own, and don’t expect a woman to “put out” for you when you ain’t got the moves yourself. Be who you want to attract. No, she don’t want no scrub.
5. Show Your Appreciation.
So you might not be the best at remembering birthdays or anniversaries, but there are other ways to show you appreciate her. Sometimes, she can be wrapped up in the things that are going on in her life and be so overwhelmed that her laundry’s backed up, or the dishes haven’t gotten to… her dog has been cooped up at the apartment… I’m not saying to become a “man-ny” for her, but doing something as small as taking one item off her to-do list will make her eternally grateful. Show her you appreciate her time by freeing it up for her. By doing that, you’ve got more time to be together, she’s got more energy and hey-oh . Bring on the wine.
6. Be Observant.
It amazes me to this day what little details my husband can pick up from my daily nuances. He has a way of knowing what I need at the end of the night because of things I’ve let him know during the day about how it’s going. I have a pretty stressful day job and most of the time my projects take a long time to complete, so I don’t get to see immediate progress at the end of the day. One night, I was particular stressed out because I felt like as much work as I was putting in, I wasn’t seeing results soon enough. I came home to my husband standing in the kitchen with paint cans, rollers and wine and he told me to pick up a roller and go to town on the walls. Seeing the colors I wanted (because he knows my favorite colors ) take over the walls and watching it happen instantaneously completely took away that feeling of not seeing progress. Observe her lifestyle and see what ways you can enrich it for her. It goes a long way.
7. Be Respectful.
We know you have two sides. You have your “bro” side and you have your “boo” side. We don’t mind either of them, but know when it’s appropriate to be one or the other. Communicate with us before you bring us around your friends. We know they might not always be the most “kosher” group. Some girls are totally okay with vulgarity, sports talk and “guys being guys” and some girls aren’t comfortable with it. Know which girl your girl is before you bring out the “bro” and respect both sides, because your friends don’t want to be pegged as assholes, either.
8. Support Her.
No. Not through your bank account. (If she’s looking at you to support her financially without any interest of accumulating her own source of income, it’s probably not the best grounds to start a relationship. ) Support her beliefs, her passion, her ambitions… her goals. Be supportive of the things she decides to pursue be it professionally or personally. Don’t diminish what dreams she has even if they’re not reasonable to you . Talk to her if you feel that way, but don’t discourage her. When you’re in a relationship, you protect each other’s integrity, so don’t ever do something that would harm her (or your) reputation— especially when she’s trying to make a mark in her career. You’d want that from her, right?
9. Listen.
This does not mean blankly stare at her until her jaw stops moving. “Hearing ” is not the same as “ listening.” Yes, we as women like to talk a lot and sometimes, we can get carried away, but if we’re taking the time out of our day to say anything at all to you,
there’s a reason. You might have different standards than us as to what’s important or not, but if it’s important to us, then it should be important to you. You want to keep us happy, right? (Translation : you want us to stop talking, right? ) Then listen to what we have to say no matter how irrelevant you think it is.
10. Be Romantic… At Least Once in a While.
I said once in a while. Don’t go breaking the bank and trying to ball if you don’t got the guap. That’s just ignorant. Some guys overdo it and some guys couldn’t be romantic if their life depended on it. We’re not expecting puppies and diamonds everyday (and if she is, sit her down and ask her very politely what her priorities are …). We just want to feel desired. Romantic gestures don’t always have to be big. They can be small and sweet. Randomly take her out to where you first met and re-enact your first date on a night she’s feeling down. Upload the newest album from one of her favorite artists on her playlist while she’s away so it’s ready to listen to for her morning commute… And yeah, once in a while, go big. Fill the house with candles and roses and all that other sweet crap, and
make it personal. She just wants to know you want her .
11. Make Love.
This can mean more than just sex. I say “make love” and I mean be intimate with her. Know her body, know her mind. Connect with her in a way that’s welcoming, inviting and embracing. Don’t just lock the door and say, “welcome to the jungle, bitch!” ( At least not seriously, we all appreciate a good laugh. ) Yes, we do like confidence. We like when you can show us your masculinity and that your hard work at the gym’s paid off. But so much of the time, we’re aware that you’re so conscious of trying to be a rock star in bed that you’re not really paying attention to the cues we’re giving you of what we want to feel. Sometimes, we’re shy about what we want, and sometimes, we don’t know what you want. It’s okay to tell us what you like and how you like it. It’ll give us that comfort to know that we can tell you what we want. Sex is supposed to be communicative, mutual, and reciprocating. If you’re in that mindset of “I’m getting mine, I hope you get yours ,” then you’re missing out on a whole deeper level that you could both be enjoying a lot more. Don’t be afraid to explore each other. Just always remember to
Romance / Sex Talk by fergusson5(m): 8:09am On Apr 18, 2017
my girlfriend finished her menses lastweek we had sex yesterday without protection is dere any possibility of her getting pregnant.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Married Lady. by fergusson5(m): 10:34am On Apr 14, 2017
chai evil spirit dey do u.
Romance / Health by fergusson5(m): 11:35am On Apr 12, 2017
Ten ways to show her you care...... If you believe your woman is a keeper, here are some ways to show her how much you truly care (and keep her… get it? Keeper...keep her...nevermind):
1. Make eye contact: Especially when she is communicating with you, turn off the tube and give her some respect. Eye contact is one of the main cornerstones of conscious communication. Looking at her shows that you are interested in what she has to say, that she’s important to you and that you truly care.
2. It’s the little things: A little note on her dashboard saying you love her. A cooked meal (by you). A short poem left on her voicemail. It’s the little things that stand out and make us say “damn, I love that man!�?
3. ..and it’s also the big things: Every now and then, something big would be nice too. It doesn’t have to be super expensive, but it has to be well thought out. An entire day together planned by you. From the spa to a romantic dinner cruise. Make a memory!
4. Tell her how you feel: Women need to hear how you feel – constantly. Tell her how much she means to you, how special she is and why she’s the best...ever!
5. Show her affection: This goes without saying. Affection is unexpectedly kissing her gently on the neck. It’s caressing her back when she walks by. It’s holding her hand. And last but not least, it’s long, passionate, sweet love-making.
6. Check in: If you’re away for an extended period of time – it’s common courtesy to check in and let her know that you’re okay and thinking about her. Women have that natural motherly worry in them. A simple text message is not too much to ask.
7. Take her advice: If she’s giving you constructive criticism, instead of beefing up and getting defensive, take her words into consideration. She might just be onto something. Taking her advice shows her that you care about her thoughts, respect her intuition and trust her wisdom.
8. Express appreciation: Women can get very resentful if their hard work, love and dedication go unappreciated. Make it a point to compliment her for a job well done, even if it’s as simple as a “thank you�? for always keeping the house clean or always having your back. Sing her praise and she’ll sing yours back.
9. Don’t stop the courtship: Problems in relationships happen when the courtship ends and the laziness begins. Keep the flame burning by always showing her that you are interested in her and are excited to spend time with her. Flowers and chocolate from time-to-time won’t hurt either.
10. Keep your promises: This is a big one. If you say you’re going to do something – be about it! Don’t just talk the talk – walk the walk. Broken promises cause hurt, and cause heartache and resentment. Avoid all three by only telling her you’re going to do something when you’re absolutely sure you will.
Romance / Sex Issues by fergusson5(m): 7:58am On Apr 12, 2017
pls how can I satisfy my woman in bed,cos she complains alot.
Romance / Re: Health Issues by fergusson5(m): 9:06pm On Apr 10, 2017
srzly bro.
Romance / Health Issues by fergusson5(m): 9:00pm On Apr 10, 2017
pls I need your help how do I last long on bed

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