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Shvtty mentality.. Lord of what? The ring! Is she your slave!
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Each spouse will have different strengths and weaknesses - don’t get stuck in culturally ‘normative’ gender roles or expectations..

Two equal adults join together in a partnership and together decide how to run their house and lives...It works... A marriage isn’t an organisation that needs a leader or head...it’s a relationship between two adults...
Don't be dvmb!😂

I repeat women aren't object or your slaves that you can Lord over!🙄

chelseamann:
Tea x boiled egg x Bread light breakfast on a Sunday morning

A healthy English breakfast..eh!
Replace this with two mug of coffee and a roll up. I'm a healthy bastard me! 😂

Fisiryorh:
Which in turn causes loss of hair due to damaged hair follicles...

If blood no reach were the hair suppose get nourishment from, how e wan take stand?..

Alaye, reason well....

Lol. Stop blabbing! 😂
It doesn't eat it up not even to that extent of baldness.. do you have a head to think? 😂😂

That hair is not even full enough for them to live on...dude get smart!😂
They are blood suckers...They have piercing mouthparts adapted for that.. and cannot chew on things like skin and hair....

There is another large group of lice called chewing lice but none of those live on humans... Birds are infested with a lot of chewing lice which chew up the feathers sometimes denuding birds in extreme cases..

Dude stop embarrassing yourself already! 🤣🤣

How come Nigerians scream jazz,juju, charms and fetish nonsense exist but those with it still get caught and killed! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

This nonsense should have prevented them from being caught... 😁

GboyegaD:
I did except for the wings.

I see. Take your medication and take care of yaself!

Fisiryorh:
Hair lice...

Visit a dermatologist ASAP....

Hair lice don't eat hair up! 🤣
They only suck on your blood and roam around you hair.

GboyegaD:
I have been under the weather in the last 2 days to the point all I could eat was banana. Woke up a little stronger today and felt I needed to eat something I haven't had in a while. I craved chicken wings so I had to go get wings at the store in the afternoon. Luckily, beside wings was gizzard so I decided to buy that as well.
I prepared rice, gizzard sauce, and wings (the wings was a blend of sweet, spicy, and savory because of the condiments i used). Glad I could eat this.

Glad you are doing better.. but don't tell me you ate the whole thing! 😳😁

insidelife22:
Anything that will cripple the uk is a welcome development.
Can't forget how they raped our women and destroyed our way of life in the name of colonization.

Tears of a wailer! 😂😂
Destroyed whose live? There was no Nigeria before they came in! 😁
Do you know your history?😩

When the British first arrived..there were hundreds of chiefdoms or kingdoms and hundreds of languages and cultures...The Arabs had made use of the African tradition of slavery to gather riches for many centuries.

The indigenous kings and chiefs all kept slaves.. often people belonging to their extended families..and particularly along the coast..sold them to traders or even directly to buyers... As you may recall..the European countries outlawed slavery in the late 1700s and very early 1800s...Unfortunately they were never successful at convincing the indigenous Africans of the evils of slavery and it is practiced (even where illegal) to this day throughout the continent including Nigeria...

So what are you wailing about? 😁

Samantha123:
That old man is so childish, immatured, and troubled... In fact, he's a demon in a human form..👺👺👺

He needs some psychiatric evaluation before he jumps into that same lagoon he was talking about..🤣🤣🤣

He already did... Quite unfortunate.. 😩

Samantha123:
Anyways, the person I wanted to remove from the list of my followers finally got the message and deactivated his account..

This calls for a celebration... Let me go pop the champagne AKA the champopo..🏃🏃🤣🤣🍾🍾🥂🥂

By the way who's that person.. a troll?
Ohh.. it's the same dude! 😁😂

Samantha123:
You could be right.

Maybe he should just end it all because already he sounds like a very troubled man.

After all, there's nothing wrong with resting in peace if your life is worthless.

I only decided to keep my cool because the man is old enough to be my father and where I'm from I was taught to respect elders.

Or he could go for a psychiatric evaluation.

Fvk the age... He's just a rude Dumbo!

Y'all said she sold the new notes the other day.. y'all saying something else again!

Which do we believe? Lol
Glad her hair grew out in no time..think they cut the whole thing off in a very crude manner!😁

Lol
Where can you go to learn more about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia!..


Truth is they suffered Covid...AND BREXIT..
Brexit massively devalued GBP against USD...All commodities are priced in USD...
Brexit meant seasonal workers were told to fvck off...To nobody’s surprise they did fvck off...This created a local labour shortage this meant domestic food producers couldn’t produce as much as previously...

This meant more imports...
Add in Ukraine squeezing food prices..it all flows up the chain... 😭

I guess Nigeria is worse than this. Lol
At least things are pretty okay In the UK unlike their kid brother fighting all day to make some withdrawal from the cash machine! 😁

charytea:
Yup!

Awesome!
Sounds like it's gonna taste good..

Good job!..

Aristocrat1011:
Peace unto you

Row row row your boat.. gently away from me.. buzz off! 👎

Aristocrat1011:
What else were you expecting?
Stop asking unnecessary questions.

Shut up dude!

iroko23:
By deleting your account and jumping inside lagoon. There is lagoon in sa

I would pay to watch you do so instead! 🤣😭😂😂

You seem not to have anything going on with ya life. Why are you still al#ve..? 😁
Now I see why you had to pen down how unproductive you were way back.. dude just do it.. 😂

Do you still beg with your alternate on this forum.. dude you are 41 and nothing to show for it.. stop begging and man up.. 😁😁🤣

Africans abandoned their religion just to go after this BS.. 🤣

If it was uttered by someone practicing the African religion.. you see the Christians and other religious Dumbos screaming fetish like they don't do the same shvt.. what's the difference between this and idol worshipping.. deluded folks! 🤣🤣

charytea:
Egusi soup with bitter leaves...

Is this the aftermath? 🌞

Dagger111:
They are special and their commissioned offrs are been commissioned by the President, Federal Republic of Nigeria. Duly signed appointment of engagement from the president and sworn with the Holy Bible and Quran in presence of the President. So, what again is special, if not this? You are just My stupid mom is a nitwit.

Civilians are special and were not sworned in the presence of the president and none of that. Why are they not considered special too? Like I said no one forced them to join the army. They are there for a reason. And if they deserve any privilege.. they don't need to force their way through.

charytea:
Bitter leaves for the egusi #100

Okay I'm after the end result.. 😭😭😭
Help! My eyes are hungry.. 😭😭😭😭

Dagger111:
Whatever way you sees it. In a saner clime, civilians give soldiers chance to be the 1st to get any services, so far you are on uniform and not mufti. But here in Nigeria, una go wan dey rub shoulder with them for line, people that have been in different war zones protecting you and I. So you bloody respect that sacrifice and let them enjoy whatever privilege that will make the work at ease and conducive for them. Is this too much to ask? No but 80% of Nigerians are naturally stubborn, na till una see cane b4 una brain go reset to factory settings.

WTF is this dude bleating about.... Everyone's equal in the eyes of the law.. no one is given some special privilege to jump the line or some shitty nonsense..

They chose to fight for their nation... They weren't forced so boy stop saying everyone should give them special privilege or sacrifice BS.. they are being paid to do their job... The aren't their for special privilege!

Dagger111:
As a soldier too, you must be a coward if you can't protect yourself first from any person or group of persons threatening your life. The soldiers life were threatened and they did the needful. So shut the f3ck off and go read constitution and SOP.

Protect yourself by not following a simple line or protect yourself by attacking at night? 😂

Are you this slow? 🤔

lonelydora:
Sowore shut the fvck up.
Didn't you see how they beat up that soldier?

I knew there will be reprisal. The students are even lucky they were not fresh graduates from NA Depot, zaria

Any assault on any soldier has consequences.

Shut up!
You folks think it's okay for the idiotic Dumbos to beat up a student for no reason... Same idiots that were supposed to protect them?

So, it's okay for a Nigeria soldier to beat up students in the University but not okay when they retaliate.. I see bunch of wild dudes on uniform..
You must be a coward not to defend yourself against idiots who feel it's okay to trample on your basic right..

One of the reason why Nigeria is still a shvthhole.. everyone is too scared to speak against the so called authority..

ganisucks:
Tell that to a 14year old girl in 2013, who was groped by soldiers, in retaliation for being disturbed by senseless hungry malnourished Hall 3 boys who have nothing better to do with their time.

Look how this thing deviated from the main topic just to vomit nonsense.. dude GTFO and stop embarrassing yourself.. it's disgusting.. 😩..

How does this nonsense you just said relate to one's right been trampled by Dumbos on uniform?

ganisucks:
Nice one, abi. Will you console the innocent unfortunate ones that will chop koboko, when the soldiers storm main gate. I trust school security, they will gear 4 from their command post.

Stop vomiting gibberish like you know all... Is this some sign of cowardice or what?

Guess you can't defend yourself in public.. 😂😂.. just gonna shvt ya pant rather than stand when confronted.. man up! 😂

GrammarNazi1:
It's most likely chatGPT.

I thought it was out of service! 🙄

ekineme:
What if at the end, it's proven to be true, and the rapture indeed takes place.

it's better to be prepared and at the end you discover there's no heaven nor hell than to later realize that indeed what the bible teaches is true and the rapture occurs.
The pro outweighs the cons.

You aren't even sure whether or not your nonsense is true.. why not prove it now instead of waiting for that day..

F off !! 😂

Righteousness2:
2 Peter 3:3-4
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

Are you okay?
Where was the rapture mentioned here? 😂

But the rapture BS isn't in the Bible story book.. 😂

Nothing. There will be no rapture. You folks have been waiting 2000 years. Isn’t it time you took the hint..
The “rapture” thing is 19th century doctrine preached by an Anglo-Irish preacher who made it up based on the accounts of a hallucinating woman and it has no biblical basis whatsoever...😏😁😁

Wake up Dumbos!!😂

Mvena:
Aww! I’ve been busy but always here

Quite obvious.. 😁
Enjoy!