₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
I never believed it until I watched her sex tape

Before you quote me, note that I don't watch porn on a normal day ooo

this is super story!!!!!!!!!!

Sacluxpaint:
Na waoh. People dey see me like a giant at 6'1 (6'2) with shoes, but when I come across guys 6'9 and above. I am a super dwarf lol. God bless your heights. I m 30+, is there a way I can tap a few inches to 6'4 at least lol. Una oppression dey too much.

hehehe

you will need serious prayers from t. b Joshua and pastor Chris combined to grow am inch taller, if not shorter

jejemanito:
Buh seriously I'm tired of seeing this guy 's head above every shoulder he stands with


From Lag to Abj and now Cali

E come be like say we no dey tall for this country

Johnydon22 and Fernandowski, abeg, make una go snap humility put for this guy body na

heheheheehehe..... no problem sir..... time shall come

make he dey use short guys dey shine for now

MrBONE2:
Stop taking them and patronize made in Africa juice.
Palm wine,Sapele water,Imos,Burukutu,Sambotu etc would do good to we african than this modern chemicalised soda.

Gyarbonka

lol.... you on point Shaaa but I take up to 2-3 cans of sprite everyday


funny enough, I went for medical check up last week and was told I have a low sugar .... playing basketball for 5 hrs everyday is doing me a big favor

*sipping my sprite and reading comments *

mtchewwww


* rolling up another weed but still thinking about the last*

* rolling up another joint but still thinking about the last *

please gimme your girlfriend number


I have something to tell her

50 cent a singer?? these useless bloggers sef

Jewelnutch:
Your sense is like a candle in the wind.

nobi small candle bro

Jodha:
Hahahahaha... . Nairaland pepper dem gang/slay mamas would soon come for yhu.. But don't worry.. I've got yhur back

Aww thanks a bunch.. .. Happy mother's day to the blessed womb that begot a charm like yhurself

Hope yhu bought her a gift..

hehehehe..... dont be deceived by the cute innocent face you see on my dp..... I've gat a badmouth and I am damn ready for em


as for momma, she travelled few days ago but I am gonna make it up to her when she returns

Jodha:
Hahahahaha... . Nairaland pepper dem gang/slay mamas would soon come for yhu.. But don't worry.. I've got yhur back

Aww thanks a bunch.. .. Happy mother's day to the blessed womb that begot a charm like yhurself

Hope yhu bought her a gift..

hehehehehe..... babe, don't be deceived by that cute innocent face you see on my dp...... I've got a very bad mouth and I am ready for anyone of em


as for momma, she traveled few days ago but hopefully, she will be back soon and I will definitely make it up to her

alexialin:
awww that's a great compliment.
Am always realistic to myself and place myself in the other person's shoes. If I were a man how will I feel with high demands from ladies expectations.

But thank you

its nothing dear

happy Sunday

Alesandese:
He failed at that...

Happy Sunday

same to you dear


Hope your day wasnt as boring as mine............

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alexialin:
Not most girls ...some are just making mouth.. But the guy must have a good job, that's number one pointer.. Then the rest gradually follows.

you are one of the few reasonable young ladies I have met in my life


Nice one

[quote author=Jodha post=54968995][/quote]lolzzzz..... You are really funny my dear

But on the real, girls are demanding too much before they accept your proposal...... Most of em ain't even gat a waec certificate


Meanwhile, happy Sunday babe
And a Happy Mother's Day to ya mum.... I salute her for giving birth to a princess like you

yhermmie:
That doesn't apply to all ladies

but basically most of em

Alesandese:
You need a photoshop brain! Maybe that will work

he was just trying to be funny dear

yhermmie:
very true

lol..... when you guys will keep on waiting for the guy that is dark, about 6'5 tall, earns 500k monthly and 3 cars of his own, why won't marriage be hard??

Amarabae:
i just look at ur pics and smiled. You made me remember our lastborn in the house..#cute_boy

eiyaaaa... thanks dear..... I appreciate, amarachi

thank God my name ain't there

missdashin:
and she laughs

in mysterious powers

Jodha:
Aww do yhu back

lolzzZ...bring it on

Jodha:
Yhu must be the short one on the right..

lol



E pain am but no problem



You are still my friend

Jodha:
Lol ... I'm like.. Come closer

and we are like

Jodha:
Whisper it into my ear..

Jodha be like.....

Jodha:
finally I came up with nuh'hin...

aunty abeg

Jodha:
I couldn't come up with anything
But I'm still thinking

hehehe.. u sef

keep on thinking while am still waiting

Jodha:
Lemme think firss...
Wait!!

lol.... am waiting

Smallville10:
if e no dope make i shit for body

na next month shaaa

his absence will be very very noticed

ZarZar:
What logic! Someone would say hanging around size zeros have also reduced your IQ to 0.

the guy is stupid

you don't need to he told