Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Releases New Song Live From His Home (video) by Fesomu(m): 12:28pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
This guy represents everything that's wrong with National Assembly... one senator dey dance up n down, another one dey sing... Shithole country... trump is right |
Celebrities › Re: Davido: 'I Have Phone Numbers Of 13 Presidents' by Fesomu(m): 12:23pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
Shithole numbers |
Politics › Re: 2018 Budget: Works Ministry To Spend N341bn On Projects – Fashola by Fesomu(m): 12:08pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
Your Job is till 2023 my guy... |
Jokes Etc › Re: Life With Spoilt Neighbours by Fesomu(m): 10:56pm On Jan 26, 2018 |
Pascalblinks: LIFE WITH SPOILT NEIGHBOURS PART 1 .
I and my mom lived alone initially before my sisters joined us later on…. Before then, my mom and i lived in a compound occupying two buildings, a main house, and a back flat. The back flat occupied two families, mine and another neighbour which comprised of a man and his wife with three kids. While the main flat had in shelter a woman and five of her kids. – three girls, and two boys.! They were all grown up. The last child( a boy) was prolly 17 back then, and the eldest girl (eldest child) was in her early or mid 30s. In total, we were three families living in that compound. ……… Am gonno tell you about each of the children in the compound and how they all contributed in corrupting me.. THE FAMILY IN THE MAIN HOUSE. Praise- the oldest child, she was really religious, taught me the all i knew about God back then. Prompted me to go to church and basically, taught me how to pray. She was really kind, and generous. She was’ntt married then, though she was goodlooking and in her 30s. **************** Emillia- the second girl, was in her mid or late 20s.. She was really pretty, well packaged and kinda plumpy with perfectly toned skin, nice curves and stature. **************** Stephan- the third child, a man in his 20s , a worker, really cool nice guy! He was somewhat responsible, though he flirt with most girls. **************** Omolayo- a young stylish girl, also pretty, and quite fat. Had a cool feminine voice. She later traveled outta the countr though. **************** Felix- the last child of his mom, he was prolly in his late teens. 16-19 back then. He was fair and tall. Eno! Eno! Eno!.. My friend Noso called me from far as i was about entering the school gate. He ran towards me ” whats up now, i thought you won’t be in school today since its the first day of resumption” i replied as we both placed hands on our shoulders. ” my mom forced me to come o” Noso was my best friend and we did almost everything together, both good and bad! As we approached our new class since we were just promoted to primary four, we met our class teacher who we greeted smiling broadly. ” how are you doing boys?” he replied our greetings. We took a sit that we claimed as ours for the term. ” who’s that girl that just came in?” Noso asked. ” am sure she’s a new student, i hav’nt seen her before.’ ”she fine sha” Noso uttered ‘you better shut up before uncle hears you, its too early to start those rubbish” i replied. ”by the way, i saw Esther, she said she’s gonno come to school because of you o, she said she misses your face ” Noso said. ” she better not miss me ooh.. We almost got caught by Amaka (a sir pupil) the other day while… ” While i placed my hands on her thighs. What would have happened if that senior caught me doing that? ” ” but you hav’nt really told me how it happened o” -Noso replied. Me; I’ll tell you later, Nosa and Emma are coming” (my classmate). *we all greeted and joked before before we heard the bell* ##The school i attended had on primary school and its secondary school was in another area entirely (not in the same compound)## The bell rang for assembly and we all rushed out. Praise and worship was led by a teacher. Thereafter, the principal came and welcomed all of us. He gave his speech on ‘rules and regulations’ and urged us to be in our best behaviours. +after the speech, we all marched to our classes. We were only 11 in primary 4 . Six boys and five girls. * our form teacher came and introduced himself, and requested we also do the same. Eventually the new girl Noso and I saw was in our class, she was fair, neatly dressed and goodloking. She stood up and introduced her self as Tasha. Noso started calling her name silently to himself (like he was tryna memorize it.) our form teacher- Mr Ojo stressed that we’ll need a class rep, and opted that anyone who wanted to be the class captain should come out. No one did, apart from Emma. He then asked if we wanted Emma to be the class rep, we all replied ”NO!” Emma was a bully! A dreaded one! I can still remember him telling us he’ll deal with us after class for refusing to crown him captain! Mr Ojo then asked the class to nominate anyone, Noso and some others shouted ”Leke!!!’ Leke was my ”nick name” i was reluctant to come out cus i was never interested in the position, but Mr Ojo demanded my presence at the front of the class to contend for the position. I came out, and the girls in the class also nominated Esther. Esther was very brilliant, i wonder how i was able to still come out ahead of her during exams. She could pronounce words i did’ntt know without obstruction. Mr Ojo requested that I and Esther backed the class as they voted. After the short election, we faced the class, and i saw my friends giving me ‘thumbs up” as Mr Ojo announced me as the new class rep! I wasn’t happy, i was scared! In my mind ”weitin these people don put me so?” instead of me celebrating i was thinking about what Emma would do to me after class. Time went fast as I hurried home as soon as i heard the bell. I did’ntt even wait for Noso, i was on my way out of the gate when i heard someone called me – ‘lekins! Lekins! ” i thought for a second, ‘could that be Noso, but that is’nt his voice at all” the voice called me again, and i did’ntt bother to look back cus i remembered the voice. I tried moving faster . ”you better wait there or else if i chase you, you’re going to cry” it was the bully Emma calling after me, in fear i waited but summoned courage to confront him. He approached me and……… . click on the link below to continue reading http://naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/02/28/life-spoilt-neighbours-part-1/ You are high. Who should read all this?? |
Politics › Re: FG Rejects US Conditions On Sale Of 12 Super Tucano Planes by Fesomu(m): 9:02am On Jan 26, 2018 |
America is currently suffering from trump disease, don't mind the decisions emanating from there |
Politics › Re: Traders In Kano Kick Against Obasanjo, Endorse Buhari by Fesomu(m): 8:50am On Jan 26, 2018 |
Those who wants Buhari out, this people are your greatest headache because them no send u even if dollar na 1k... Southwest votes is gonna be divided as usual... same with north central... south east didn't have any input in 2015, do I expect status quo?? Yes.. You want Buhari out but his people are gonna make him stay |
Travel › Re: Taxify Driver Accused By Dorcas Shola Fapson Responds! by Fesomu(m): 8:16am On Jan 26, 2018 |
Upcoming actress that thinks she needs to destroy someone reputation just because of her pride and obsession for cheap fame. Now I know you sha but as a nitwit... |
Politics › Re: APC, PDP Can't Win 2019 Presidential Election - Okupe by Fesomu(m): 10:12pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
believe it or not Buhari has 80% chance of winning. The same way south east voted heavily for Jonathan despite how irritating he was to many Nigerians is exactly how northerners will vote for Buhari in 2019.. He didn't even get upto 200k vote from south east in 2015 and they are still the same people that wants him out the most. Northerners always decide the fate of this country. Instead of saying NO BUHARI, start agitating for restructuring |
Politics › Re: Bashir El-Rufai Reacts To Obasanjo's Letter To Buhari; Insults Reno Omokri by Fesomu(m): 12:39pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Obasanjo thinks he's the only person that can save Nigeria. A man that bribed politicians to support his failed 3rd term agenda thinks he has a say.. If you don't like what's going on in your country, change it with your vote.. u ain't a tree. Buhari has the right to contest for 2nd term, it's left for his party and Nigerians to decide their fate in 2019... Buhari has my vote in 2019 though unless I see someone who's clearly better |
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Of 8 Years At Anambra Market (Photos) by Fesomu(m): 6:47pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
They are mad |
Romance › Re: "Don't Have Sex For Free This 2018" - Lagos Runs Girl Advises Ladies (Video) by Fesomu(m): 2:28pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Don't worry. U go soon meet your own yahoo plus dude |
Celebrities › Re: King Sunny Ade And His 5 Wives (Pictured) by Fesomu(m): 12:39pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
I shall not marry more than one |
Politics › Re: Court Orders Forfeiture Of N6bn, $222,000, N2bn Shares Linked To Jonathan Cousin by Fesomu(m): 10:23am On Jan 17, 2018 |
Optional09: How did Buharis Son gets the money he uses to buy the bike that killed him. I am sure he must have x8 of that amount u don't sound like a smart chap |
Politics › Re: Court Orders Forfeiture Of N6bn, $222,000, N2bn Shares Linked To Jonathan Cousin by Fesomu(m): 10:21am On Jan 17, 2018 |
What's his job exactly to have such an amount  |
Politics › Re: Emeka Kalu, DG Atiku Agenda 2019 In A Meeting With Atiku (Photos) by Fesomu(m): 9:13am On Jan 17, 2018 |
Atiku should just give me 10% of the money he's wasting |
Celebrities › Re: Davido & His Girlfriend, Chioma Rowland Visit Ede, His Hometown (Video, Pics) by Fesomu(m): 8:06am On Jan 17, 2018 |
Chioma, na dem... awon alatenuje |
Business › Re: Nigerian Equities Hit All-time N15.78tr High by Fesomu(m): 8:01am On Jan 17, 2018 |
ebujany: Have you eaten today? have u taken your drugs this morning?? |
Business › Re: Inflation Rate Declines To 15.37% In 2017 – Nbs by Fesomu(m): 7:56am On Jan 17, 2018 |
Enemies of state over to u.. as usual na lie abi.. only bad news are true |
Business › Re: Nigerian Equities Hit All-time N15.78tr High by Fesomu(m): 7:55am On Jan 17, 2018 |
Op is wicked o. Early morning bad news for our 5% foreigners |
Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets After Barreneness (PICS, VIDEO) by Fesomu(m): 7:20pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
You people should stop making IVF look like miracle here jor |
Travel › Re: New Lagos-Ibadan Railway: Rail Track Laying Commences (Photo) by Fesomu(m): 5:17pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
pussypounder: Mumu grade 1.....continue to sell your future for 1 thousand naira and bag of rice  look at your name and u think you are the future |
Travel › Re: New Lagos-Ibadan Railway: Rail Track Laying Commences (Photo) by Fesomu(m): 4:41pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
pussypounder: We want South!!!! Aboki and Fulani can share the north with boko haram no one cares!!!! We want South Nigeria!!!!! We want Igbo president!!!! We want Yoruba president!!!!
For the sake of your children and your children's children, North for northerners, South for Southerners!!!! illiterate, boda ode |
Travel › Re: New Lagos-Ibadan Railway: Rail Track Laying Commences (Photo) by Fesomu(m): 4:39pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
LionDeLeo: The topic of this thread is about railway.
You can create a thread to launch your agitation, which is free. Stop derailing. |
Travel › Re: New Lagos-Ibadan Railway: Rail Track Laying Commences (Photo) by Fesomu(m): 4:38pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Lunch time bad news for our 5% brothers |
Celebrities › Re: 'Who Are The Real Herdsmen?': Comedian I Go Dye Calls Out Powers That Be by Fesomu(m): 3:07pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
By now, you people don't know herdsmen attacks is a game of 2019.oga o |
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Shows 'Paul O' Paul Okoye's Mansion To Shame Those That Pay Tithes by Fesomu(m): 1:19pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
alBHAGDADI: Paul Okoye is the one who helps celebrities get endorsement deals from companies. Hardly will you ever find an endorsed artiste who didn't pass through him.
It can only take a wise person to know what's ging on here. If paul could be living this big and also showing artistes the way, then it means they all belong to the same Satanic covenant called Illuminati. Their soul has been sold for earthly richies.
Satanic blessing is what Freeze is using to taunt the Children of God. SHAME ON HIM.
And shame on Pastors who have peddled this false doctrine of tithe that is now bringing shame to the body of Christ. messi too na illuminati abi? Na y him sabi play pass the rest... because you have no talent or reasonable idea to become rich n famous, u start running your God forsaken mouth and make people's effort look satanic. Oponu |
Business › Re: Nigeria Attracted $6.8bn Investments In Nine Months – NBS by Fesomu(m): 12:27pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
E be like we lagosians go soon comot for Nigeria |
Politics › Re: Buhari Won't Save You In 2019, PDP Tells APC by Fesomu(m): 10:29pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
PrecisionFx: GEJ increased nigeria power generation from 2500 MW to 5000MW.
PDP gave Nigerians 4000MW in 16 years n APC gave nigeria 0MW in 3 years. Olodo |
Politics › Re: Buhari Won't Save You In 2019, PDP Tells APC by Fesomu(m): 10:26pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
PointZerom: In those days when PDP destroyed the economy for 16 years, a bag of rice was N7500 and a litre of petrol was N87. A dollar was N170. A 'Bajaj' motorcycle was N82,000 A 10kg bag of Semovita was N1,100 A 10kg bag of Wheat meal was N700 The Lagos-Abuja transport fare was N2500 A 75ml of palm-oil was N70 A bottle of Coca cola was N60 A tin of Peak milk was N80 A pack of Ciprotab drug was N1100 Infact, Those guys destroyed the economy totally! Wicked people!!! ....... ....... ....... Thank God for our APC Messiahs that have come to revive the economy; a bag of rice is now N16,000 and a litre of petrol is now N350. A dollar is N368!!! A 'Bajaj' motorcycle is now N280,000 A 10kg bag of Semovita is now N3000 A 10kg bag of Wheat meal is now N2800 The Lagos - Abuja fare is now N15,500 A 75ml of palm oil is now N400 A bottle of Coca cola drink is now N100 A tin of Peak milk is now N220 A pack of 'Ciprotab' drug is now N3200 ....... The most interesting fact about this is that They did this in just 2years. We need to give them 16years to do more. _#God punish devil!!!!!!!_ tour other oil producing countries and see if it's better... start with Venezuela and please bear in mind we are over 200m in Nigeria |
Politics › Re: Buhari Won't Save You In 2019, PDP Tells APC by Fesomu(m): 9:24pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
PDP shut the hell up. In 16yrs, u gave us 4000megawatt and left us with 29B$ in reserve and u still wan rule. Oloriburuku ma ni awon politicians yi ke |
Business › Re: Breaking: Nigeria Stock Market Hits 9year High As Investors Gain N1.7tr In 8days by Fesomu(m): 7:34am On Jan 12, 2018 |
watch them say na lie... awon omo ale Nigeria |
Business › Re: Business Profit And Consumer Income To Increase In 2018 – FSDH by Fesomu(m): 8:33am On Jan 10, 2018 |
They hate good news... watch them say na lie |